Buttman's Big Butt Euro Babes Review

Reviewed by sonic  on  2/28/2000

A John Stagliano masterpiece


Studio: Evil Angel

Quality of dvd video and audio:

The image quality on this disc is great..minus..a few bumps here and there, what I mean by that is in just a slight few scenes..it gets pixely..grainy. That's because those areas need lighting because they're dark spots. Sound on this disc is mono. Only the right speaker can be heard if played in stereo mode. There is no crappy porn music in no scenes, perfect.

Likes:

The asses, the natural tits, the girls..WOW! This dude Rocco..he's a riot! What a bad perverted boy, doing those nasty things to those poor buttbulicious girls! What do I have to say to you Rocco? High five brother! Man the women in this title pack so much mass in their ass it's unbelievable. Their asses are not wide like a UPS truck..but perfect..in the sense of depth of mass in their ass..MWAAAAaaaaaaaaa! Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee that the image is very clear! Otherwise..I would have been powerdriving and elbowing my dvdplayer.

All jokes aside..truly this is a work of art. I mean...the whole sexual heat..and the way the camera focuses on those great positions which are hot, definately, this disc reigns supreme in the Gonzo catergory. The first scene starts out with Rocco and his gang..making their way up to a bar..in Budapest. Well inside that bar..are some hot mamas. Most are sitting down..having a drink..just chillin..waiting for studs you know, and so the studs (Rocco and gang) enter this..."heavenly" place. There is a stripper in the middle of the bar dancing. What's so special about her? I mean, she is very cute and natural..(no fake boobies..none of the chics have fake tits)..and I don't see her well..big, I guess. Wrong! When she turned around..my jaw dropped! My goodness..what a bubble butt she sports! I knew because of that, I was in for a treat till the end on this disc.

Well..Rocco and his friends are looking around..touching girl's asses..browsing..and he focuses on this hot chic with tight tiny shorts. To make things short...Rocco takes this chic upstairs to a room..(cool bar place)..and his friend tag teams along with him. They start complimenting her ass..(who wouldn't???)..and they start squeezing hard her buttcheeks. Something interests Rocco. Her tight shorts. The logo "Buttman" is sewed on her shorts. "Where de you ged this?" "Ware did you bye it?"...(I never heard Rocco speak before until this title..but I'll be damned if he isn't Jean Claude Van Damme's lost brother!!!)..I'm not dissing the guy because he is naughty and "well gifted"..(guy is carrying good gear and he is a very attractive fellow on top of that)..and the stuff he does on screen I adore...(stuff that I would love to do..my role model!..ha ha ha!)..but he just cracks me up..especially what he says at the "Godly" last scene on this disc. Well after hammering that chic..wait a minute..let's get back a little..(get it? "back"..ok that was corny!)..the part that makes you "beat the drumstick" is the part that she does cowgirl on Rocco. Humma nay, humma nay..! Sheesh..look at her ass cheeks go...what an ass!

Ass is the name of this game on this title. Will let's jump to some more scenes ok? Ok. Another scene is Joey Silvera banging this chic that according to her facial expression..she is a naughty and dangerous girl. Really? Not quite after the pounding and anal punishment she received, that will teach her a lesson! Well done scene..a bit of editing..but who cares! Another scene is with this dude who was chillin in the bar..(not with Rocco gang)..and his dick looks like it can knock down a skyscraper. He goes upstairs with a bubble butt chic..and well they play Monopoly. HUH? Are you paying attention? Actually..they passionately suck each other..and is that thing gonna fit in her little hole? Oh my!

Another scene is with a black stud..(he is in Vivid's Extreme Sex)..and his sword looks like an elephant's trunk. Oh man..what a scene. Check it out...the beginning of this scene starts off by catching this black stud guy sleeping on a sofa..(nice looking room! With a big window..great scene!)..he is in la-la land..dreaming. This chic makes her way to the room..is she gonna wake him up? I hope so! She is hot..she is wearing "fish-net" like stockings..sexy..and her butt jiggles as she walks. Nice rear! Well..she sees him..and well..she looks at this stud..dreaming and just there..flat..knocked out. Wake him up! Apparently she does not want to disturb him..or does she really? What she does..is the most stunning thing that turned me on! She turns around with her butt above and behind his head..AND SHE SITS ON HIS FACE! Whoa! Is this guy dead? How can you not smell the roses? Must be some dream..as he is still there laid out cold. She breaks out to another room..in this great setting..so that the camera man..(Stagliano)..could wake him up. He wakes up..minutes later..and apparently has no idea what just happened. He talks to the camera..and he is ready to leave..and his eye all of a sudden catches a glimpse of this chick in a far away room..flaunting her ass. He is surprised.."wow..look at that! Where did she come from?" he says, he goes over there..and well, you know what's gonna happen. Powerful scene! Well done..and the sex on screen was hot!

To finish up..because I just have too..the last scene is next. Oh yeah..the best part of the disc..Rocco..and his search on the streets of Budapest..for the two chics which he spotted shortly..as the camera started rolling on the streets. What a quick eye huhn Rocco? These two Hungarian beauties are followed by Rocco and the camera man all across places. They go up the stairs..and the camera is right up there, showing footage of their booties under their dresses. Awesome! Rocco manages to stop them in their tracks in a market fruit place..and starts asking them questions. Seriously..are these two blonde dolls gonna fuck? Oh man! The one with the bigger ass is a dream come true..what a pretty face! The other is another spectacular looking blonde babe. Rocco..you lucky bastard! They fell for your trickery! Cantalopes. "What are cantalopes" Rocco asks..the two chics laugh..and well Rocco manages to take them to his place..to show them..cantalopes. The view on this scene is great..outside..his place. Well..camera man starts talking to them..they show a bit of their intimate body parts..then Rocco comes back to the scene (he was gone for a quick moment)..and well guess what's gonna happen? Hell is gonna break loose with these amazing natural (nothing fake on them!) looking girls and Rocco. Rocco is alone, both for him? Man! Well to make things short..they show their asses..bent over on a beach chair..what an ass man's dream come true. Their pussies are cleaned cut..(shaved)..and tight. Not the type of twanks with lip meat hanging out (not that there is anything bad with that).

Tight. Fresh. Young. Anyways, Rocco is in heaven..and the bigger butt girl proceeds to take his sword out of his pants. She unzips his pants and is quite surprised..with a big smile on her face as she looks to her blonde friend and whispers something in another language..and then she slowly grabs it..and slowly puts it in her mouth (the way she does it!!!). You guys are gonna go bezerk on this moment. Her pretty face..that look that she has in her face..(you know this innocent girl is gonna get it from Rocco!)..mind boggling. Both chics pleasure Rocco..and they lick and suck Rocco all over his body. They do a number job on his ass too. Well..he bangs the tad bigger one..(wow!)..and later on..she does the work (she is sitting on Rocco, bent over facing forward with both hands touching the floor and she is hopping relentless on his sword) Later on he bangs her in the rear also..what a treat for us Gonzo ass loving viewers! I have to stop here. Wait..what about the other chic? Ok, he takes the other beauty inside..and...man..I wish to stop here. This scene is PERFECT.

Dislikes:

None.

Overall opinion:

Boy I remember this purchase days ago. Browsing online adult stores..looking for a great title. "WHAT'S THIS??? Buttman's Big Butt Euro Babes? Are they like that on the disc? After doing some research on the net..and getting extensive opinions and prices..I made the purchase on this great title. What a purchase! Money well worth spent. Every dime..especially when I'm a butt kind of a guy...and I dig Gonzo. This disc guys does not have extras..heck no title screen when you put the disc in your player! Just a screen with still scenes selection and sound is mono. This does not phase the overall package! I highly highly recommend this masterpiece to ass lovers..and hardcore gonzo fans. I am so happy I own it..and it stays with me until..dvd ends..(hopefully..far into the future ha ha). I am so thrilled. By the way, I just picked up Buttman In Budapest. All thanks to Evil Angel and their quality of work. Here's hoping it's identical or close to this great masterpiece which I am proud to own in my adult dvd collection. As I write this review..there are fire trucks outside my home? Where's the fire? Oh wait! Oh..man..must turn off my hot dvd player with butt disc inside! The action is flamin! Heh heh!

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