Bust a Nut or Die Tryin' Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  2/4/2011

Created and produced by Brian Pumper, BUST A NUT OR DIE TRYIN' (2011, Freaky Empire) is a special 3 disc set that features a 2 disc, wide screen, gonzo DVD set plus an audio disc of Pumper's latest rap track, SWINGIN' DA LEAD. The back DVD sleeve lists the movie length at 4 hours and 16 minutes; well, you can chop an hour off of that running time. I also had problems playing the second disc but no problems playing the audio disc that lasts all of 10 minutes. Anyhoo, I'll review each disc then come up with a final rating for all three discs.

4 of the 5 sex scenes are on the first disc and disc two has one other scene plus a bunch of extras. Comic relief comes in the form of funny man Young Jack Thriller, who never quite gets anything going with any of the lovely ladies so Pumper always kicks his ass off the set and gets down to business fucking the gals himself. Pumper's SWINGIN' DA LEAD tune plays for about a minute before most scenes.

Disc 1---LANA VIOLET, SAMONE TAYLOR, JUELZ VENTURA and BETHANY BENZ

After 3 minutes of credits, super cute Asian LANA VIOLET appears in light blue lingerie with black lace highlights. Pumper instrumental music plays over her tease and sexy talk then she oils herself up and shows off sexy pedicured toes from her perch on a counter top. On a couch with Young Jack Thriller, Lana proclaims "you talk too damn much," which is Pumper's cue to run off Jack so that Lana will suck his finger then his dick. The duo land in this leather mega chair for a series of straight sex positions with too much emphasis on foreground pussy/ass shots instead of wonderful moments of her beautiful backside in cowgirl. Still, it's a solid 42 minute opening with a super sexy girl, who takes Pumper's load on her tongue and swallows for the finale---!!!

A black gal with hair extensions, SAMONE TAYLOR shows off her bod to snare drum beats. She gets out a dildo and works it into her ass while her boobs are popped out of this ugly corset. Young Jack shows up but Pumper tells him that he needs to warm her up first in what turns into a butt fuck fest that concludes with an anal creampie from doggy position. Young Jack reappears to bitch about Pumper and how he "broke the bitch in half." Whatever---!!

Sex kitten JUELZ VENTURA talks and teases to an instrumental tune then holds open her gaping pussy with fingers from both hands. Young Jack wants to borrow Juelz's pussy but gets "cock blocked" by Pumper, who fucks Juelz in a variety of straight sex positions that features P2M moments and other cock sucking feats like ball sucking. Juelz asks "you wanna fuck me from up top?" that leads to a pile driver position with an overhead shot that reveals her throbbing, gaping pussy, then mish positions lead to a load in her mouth and a swallow. A fine performance by Juelz but this 42 minute scene goes on way too long---!! 1/2

Wow, BETHANY BENZ is a stunning creature with just an ankle tattoo. Her Russian/Nigerian ancestry gives her this incredible look that includes a great ass, nice boobs, long legs, beautiful straight hair and cute face. She went from a brief stint on a VH1 reality show (as Caviar) to doing a porn under her new name. She attempts chit-chatting through her tease then hangs out with Young Jack, who feeds her strawberries on a couch and promises her a trip to Paris. Pumper shows up and runs Young Jack outta there then proceeds to fuck the rather quiet Bethany in what's best described as an awkward sex scene with a few straight sex positions. Camera shots are pretty weak here except for a nice wide shot of Bethany and that fabulous bod in reverse cowgirl. Bethany's gentle blow job is the other highlight of this weak scene that ends in a mishing and creampie---!!

Disc 2---KRISTINA ROSE and EXTRAS

Kristina looks great in a mesh-over-pink outfit as she sexy talks and teases over an instrumental track. She ditches the garment, grabs her tiny titties, then fingers her pussy as she stands upright in the kitchen. Her encounter with Young Jack is the best of the bunch but Pumper runs him off again so that he can suck and fuck the lovely Kristina in a variety of straight sex positions, the best being cowgirl on the floor. (My DVD went bonkers during this scene and continued throughout the rest of this disc but I would say that this 30 minute scene would have received !! 1/2 or !!!)

This disc also has a cum shot recap, a 36 minute BTS, a 2 minute music video of SWINGIN' DA LEAD, a 4 minute photo gallery, cast list, etc. Maybe the best special feature is the gazillion trailers of other Brian Pumper discs that go back to his Evil Angel days and further.

Disc 3---Audio disc for SWINGIN' DA LEAD

At just over 10 minutes, the audio disc features the regular SWINGIN' DA LEAD track, an all vocal version of the same song followed by an all instrumental version. In the future, Pumper might want to put his tease segments on the audio disc because the sexy talk/music combos from scenes 1, 3, and 5 might be worthy of consideration with careful sound editing.

So, Brian Pumper's BUST A NUT OR DIE TRYIN' (2011, Freaky Empire) is a mixed nut sack especially with Young Jack thriller's shenanigans stuck in the middle of these sex scenes. Lana Violet's opening scene is solid but the rest has an assortment of problems even without Young Jack's foolishness. Also, anyone buying this 3 disc set would assume that the 4 hour 15 minute running time that's listed on the DVD sleeve would be correct. Instead, the feature is 3 hours and 15 minutes with a ton of special features and Pumper's rapping. Therefore, BUST A NUT OR DIE TRYIN' gets a tryin' but I'm not buyin' !! outta !!!!!