Bubble Gum Fantasies (Sinthetic) Review
Sinthetic
Studio: Sinthetic
Category: All Sex
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Dayton Rains, Bunny Luv
Released on: 1/5/2001
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This is one of those reviews that's really easy for me to write because it's not strictly average. There's plenty of things to note in Sinthetic/Pixis Interactive's Bubblegum Fantasies 1 starring Bunny Luv, and those things are not positive. But rather than give a blow-by-blow analysis of this mediocre one-day wonder (probably to shoot, edit and master!), I'll just hit the lowlights. BF1 is a textbook example of how it doesn't matter what crap you put on the disc so long as you have a hot chick and a good graphic arts department. I was totally and completely bamboozled by slick boxcover; fortunately I was smart to rent, not buy, this misleading DVD. Instead of getting a light-hearted porno featuring Bunny Luv exclusively, I get instead a poorly-shot studio and hotel situated mess that only has Bunny in three of the four scenes. The first scene starts out with Bunny in front of a bluescreen in a studio (probably shot the same day as Bunny was shooting a virtual sex DVD for Pixis), dressed in a school girl outfit and blowing soap bubbles. Enter Ian Daniels, and after some inane dialogue delivered in stereotypical porno fashion, there's a standard boy-girl scene, with bubble blowing. Condom, light choking (boo!), and only a few seconds of arousing footage. The best scene is the 12-minute girl-girl grope in a hotel bathtub, after Dayton Rains calls for a blonde escort girl with big, natural breasts. It's a fairly good tub scene as lesbian tub scenes go: decent amount of kissing, soapy rubbing, and some exciting finger fucking. There's a break in the action as the girls leave the tub for the second half of the scene, which turns into a 15-minute threesome when Ian Daniels (again!), shows up and acts upset that Dayton has a better-looking, wet, naked girl in bed. The most notable part of this scene is Bunny choking Dayton pretty seriously toward the end. From here, the "Bunny Luv" concept gets thrown out, and there's a scene with fake-titted Brittany Andrews congratulating--you guessed it--Ian Daniels for winning a Pixis contest to have sex with a porn star. What crap! They could have at least edited his face out... Anyway, there's some titfucking, but it's otherwise completely boring fast-forward material. The last "scene" is really just a bunch of outtakes and behind-the-scenes footage from a still photo shoot and the set of a Pixis virtual sex shoot. Nothing really caught my eye here, and it's certainly not worth picking up this disc just to see 13 minutes of Bunny Luv naked. As a final note, the technical aspects of this production and DVD are piss-poor. While the director and cameraman knew enough about porn to capture some creative positions, they obviously didn't know enough to avoid zooming in on Dayton's ass zits, Brittany's bad boob job, or Bunny's stretch marks on her breasts (yep, they look great from a distance, but there's some serious stretchage close up). The video looks like it came directly off of a second-generation VHS master, the audio has so much reverb that it's almost unintelligible, and the DVD lacks any fancy menus or extra features except for a 10-picture softcore gallery. The scenes are encoded on separate tracks instead of chapters, and the time coding might as well not be there since you can't skip to different parts of the scene. The bottom line: don't give into the marketing or your fascination of Bunny Luv's nice breasts. I'm sorry I wasted the rental fee on this one.
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