Bree's Anal Invasion Review

It’s been a few years now since the inevitable happened, and Bree Olson moved from being gonzos’ hottest free agent to signing with Adam and Eve. Fortunately for us, Bree has continued to churn out scenes at a decent rate for A&E and has further pleased her fans by continuing to film some backdoor action.

Over the last couple of years Bree has shown herself to be a decent little actor, with strong performances in such high budget features as Rollerdollz and The 8th Day . On the flip side however, Adam and Eve have also used Bree’s popularity to bring out some fairly average, couple friendly films, based around a flimsy premise, although I have to say that Bree’s performances are always worth watching.

I therefore had a few reservations in choosing to review the above title, although such doubts were crowded out by the thought of Bree taking pipe up that perfectly tanned, round ass of hers.

THE CAST

This killer cast, and the guarantee of backdoor action, are the clear selling points for this movie. Not only do you get golden girl, Bree, but you get the current hottest free agent in gonzo, Kristina Rose, the always excellent Missy Stone, and the Seniorita of sex, Rebecca Linares.

THE MOVIE

Don’t expect too much by way of plot because basically, there isn’t any. Each segment sees the girls transporting into a guy’s home and then demand sex at the point of a laughingly fake looking gun. The girls can’t communicate verbally of course (being aliens), but strangely enough, once the sex starts, they begin trash talking just like a regular porn slut. Perhaps they were brought up on a diet of cable porn back on their home planet and just wanted to try the real thing.

THE SEX

STAR SCENE

“Are my titties hitting you in the fucking face while you’re fucking my asshole?”
Captain Bree Olson to Mick Blue.

It was just another ordinary day for earthling, Mick Blue, until ultra cute alien, Bree Olson appeared in his bedroom with a giant gun and demanded sex. It’s the kind of thing that happens to me most mornings (in my dreams).

Let me begin by saying that this scene offers some of the best anal sex I’ve seen in some time, and it’s certainly the best scene I’ve seen Bree do since she became a contract star. The scene is not faultless, the oral should have lasted longer and there should have been some reverse-cowgirl to show off those beautiful titties. But these niggles aside, this all anal scene is a keeper for fans of Bree. Highlights included the opening spoon segment, a balls deep doggie, with Bree on her stomach, and a really hot cowgirl segment. There are a few cuts in there, but the camerawork is excellent with the camera panning around the action and offering plenty of wide angle shots of Bree’s delicious body and her facial reactions. The scene ends with a cum shot on the ass cheek before Bree picks up her gun and shoots the exhausted Mick. Still what a way to go eh?

A close second to the above scene was Kristina Rose and Tommy Gunn, although I have seen Kristina in better scenes in 2009. The scene begins well with some excellent oral from Kristina on her knees and Tommy warms up Kristina with some reverse-cowgirl before going on to her ass. The highlight of this scene was the lengthy spoon sequence with Kristina’s legs together, draped over the side of the couch. The cowgirl anal was also very hot, although not quite as good as Bree’s efforts.

The other three scenes in this movie can’t quite live up to the first two but there are still moments to enjoy for fans of these girls.

Even as a supposed Alien, Andi Anderson is as gutter mouthed as ever but her encounter with James Dean is memorable for a decent spoon segment and some hot reverse-cowgirl action. The scene ends with an anal cream pie and in a mild comic twist, while Andi is showing off to the camera, James gets his revenge for the death of his budgie by shooting Andi.

Rebecca Linares looks as sexy as hell in her little black heels as Evan Stone pounds away at her ass in spoon, but unfortunately the cowgirl positions are reserved especially for her pussy.

The final scene features Missy Stone looking better than I’ve ever seen her. Again, Andre excels with the spoon anal segment, although the cowgirl anal should have gone on for longer. Lucky Danny Mountain not only gets to deposit his load on Missy’s pussy but also doesn’t get vaporised for his troubles.

BONUS FEATURES

Adam and Eve have provided a decent selection of bonus features on this disc. The highlight is definitely the bonus scene which features the Queen of Asses, Sandra Romain in a POV scene from Dan Silver’s Beautiful Anal Divas 2. The BTS and Bloopers footage was quite amusing and the girls being interviewed about why they love anal sex was quite revealing. Add to that the usual photo gallery and some decent trailers and you have an above average package.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Adam and Eve are a company that targets the couples’ market and they have certainly succeeded here in producing an anal movie that a couple or anal newbie could sit down and watch with out becoming squeamish. There is some good anal pipe laid here but without the unnecessary gaping, quagging and ass to mouth that seem de rigour in many anal movies today. The girls all looked hot, Bree looked incredible in her pink heels and underwear, and the couples’ friendly camerawork worked well. Lovers of spoon anal in particular will enjoy the action, and the cowgirl anal of Bree will stay with me for a while. In fact, the only negative was that some of the positions in the scenes were a little truncated and the occasional cutting gave a sense that some of the scenes were not long enough. All in all then, this is a banker for fans of Bree and / or those wishing to see anal sex without the circus acts.