Bree's Anal Invasion Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  12/4/2009

Good day porn fans, got a new Bree Olson dvd here and it also features the awesome talents of Rebeca Linares, Missy Stone, Andi Anderson and one of the faves for this years Female Performer of the Year Kristina Rose-- so with those five ladies in this, all doing anal we should be in for a very good viewing experience, highlight time. I got a kick out of the opening credits which were a direct nod to the Star Wars films with the screen scrolling up from bottom to top with some written words describing the plot which in this movie has Bree and her girls combing the galaxy for anal probing-- their asses thankfully! After wandering the universe for many light years, lol, they revisit the blue planet known as Earth where some pent up sexual frustrations are about to be unleashed-- and with the cast assembled I think the men of Earth should consider themselves quite lucky.

Bree Olson:

The first scene opens innocently enough with Mick at his place. The day's starting and he's just getting out of bed, jeans and a regular shirt so it's a normal day but ahh things are about to get interesting. Out to the hallway we're taken where suddenly we get visual effects straight from the Terminator movies as Bree appears in a blinding circular light and she's packing heat, a huge gun!Bree moves tentatively around, gun thrust ahead as she looks for trouble and bingo she finds something as she stumbles into Mick's room. Bree isn't talking, using her gun to indicate to Mick to move around, she's checking him out. Guess all is well as she lies on the bed and Mick starts to take liberties, go Mick!The Daisy Dukes come off and there is some face burying and some ass finger play too before we turn things over to Bree and she knows what to do! Good dick sucking here and it's on to sex and hello we bypass the pussy altogether as Mick slides in that ass spoon style. Bree's speaking now as she's yelling out while Mick's cock is pulverizing that ass, cowgirl was the best. We end with an ass pop, the jizz glistening on that pretty bottom. Not a bad start, a good Bree scene but poor Mick we see Bree stand up, get her gun and blast him, leaving only his watch, wow talk about a tough audience!

Kristina Rose:

Moving to the next scene we find Tommy sitting in a living room, tunes playing in his head and I almost didn't recognize Tommy without the goatee so this scene had to be shot around the time he did one of his Happy Days XXX movies. Tommy's enjoying the tunes and is oblivous to the blinding light display that takes place behind him as Kristina appears, holding a similar gun to what Bree held. Kristina's got her longer hair here too so this scene is indeed at least a few months old. Kristina looks around and then she first a few shots even starting a fire in the fireplace. Tommy hears this and looks around but doesn't see Kristina until she nearly is upon him. Pointing the gun but not speaking, just like Bree she directs Tommy to move around and she's following the same MO, seeing if this human is suitable fucking material! Tommy measures up and is allowed to enjoy that amazing, perfect ass that is attached to the lovely Kristina Rose. She playfully shows off, spanking her own tush then allowing Tommy to move in and do the same. The ass footage gets even better when we zoom in close and Tommy's no fool losing his face in those cheeks. Kristina then gets in some fine oral, making that cock disappear and I enjoyed that she took her time a little here but there's also some good deep throat action. Kristina warms up a bit with vag sex but it's not to long before that ass is being drilled, doggie was good but there's no denying cowgirl is the premier position to show off that perfect tushy. Kristina's speaking now too loudly! The pop's good but it's not a facial, more of a collarbone pop, lol, just above her tits. Poor Tommy he too didn't quite measure up and the gun's brought back and just as he leaps going into the pool outside he's hit and vaporized.

Andi Anderson:

Next scene begins with James Deen coming downstairs, talking to his little birdie, lol. Another blinding flash of electricity and Andi's there, holding another huge weapon. These electrical disturbances must be silent because James doesn't show the slightest reaction, still talking to his fake bird trying to feed it a chip! A quick burst from her weapon and the bird's toast, the feathers flying into James's face so he now knows there's someone else there. Just like her fellow anal fiends Andi doesn't speak at first, James walks over and we get into the same pattern, Andi spanking her ass, James following suit and then get gets better with Mr. Deen burying his face in that tush. Andi is cool reaching back to pull his head in closer and loved the bubble look with James's face just over those twin cheeks. Andi talks a little earlier in her scene than the previous girls but having a tongue fucking your ass might induce a few words to fly out. No early bj which was a disappoitment, but James does move right into fucking that ass. There is a little pussy fucking too before we see Andi get in some dick sucking. More anal delights follow in spoon, reverse-- this was real good with those tits dancing and a few good close shots are worked in too. A good open shot shows that ass off more in doggie, Andi's vocals are pretty loud, guess James is nailing that ass pretty good but will it save him in the end. They change it up here as James pop in her ass and we see some ooze out. Tables turned now friends as it's James getting a hold of the gun and vaporizing Andi, wow!

Rebeca Linares:

Our next bit of alien anal fun begins differently, it's the blinding electrical show right off as Rebeca appears, holding her piece! Evan Stone comes walking in all calm but he slips right to the floor throwing his food in the air as he sees Rebeca. This is definitely an older scene as Evan's still got his long hair, he cut it for the Star Trek XXX spoof. Plus Evan's a perfect kind of guy for this scene, being all goofy as Evan's so good at being. No talking from Rebeca as she uses her gun to direct Evan to move around so she can feel his ass. Evan has a few funny lines here before Rebeca offers up her alien ass and even if he's going to die Evan at least going to get a piece of ass first! Good ass licking from Mr. Stone and seeing Rebeca in doggie, ass opened up was a great shot. She turns around facing out to us and rubs that pussy all over Evan's face, love seeing cookie eaten in this way. We have Rebeca smothering Evan's face a couple times here before she gets in on the oral fun devouring Evan's cock. Some vag sex to start but when it's cowgirl and you're looking at that gorgeous ass does it really matter what hole the cock's in, but we know that ass will see action shortly. A little P2M and then it's anal time with doggie leading off. Rebeca speaks some too and hearing English with a spanish accent was way hot. We end with an ass pop and our guy survives again as Rebeca uses the gun but no on herself, guess she pushes the button to make herself disappear and poor Evan was all excited about traveling through space, guess she didn't want a traveling companion!

Missy Stone:

One final scene to check out and it opens with the big electrical show not being show, we just hear it. The door then opens and with pink light surrounding the doorway we have Missy walking in and her weapon is a bit smaller. Danny Mountains here lying in bed, the tube is showing snow so it might be late at night. He immediately sits up as this pretty young girl walks in. He takes unspoken direction well, sitting up and showing off for Missy who does walk over and spank his ass. The show gets much better when Missy turns around and shows a little of her ass, Danny likes and invites Miss Stone onto the bed where the inspection becomes much more personal with some face time in that ass. I think my new fave shot just might be a the ass being shown, spread open, asshole and pussy both so inviting-- Danny hits both here with tongue and fingers. Missy then gets in some good swordwork on Danny's cock, nice close shots. Fucking time and like the previous two girls we hit the pussy first, cowgirl riding was good. Still riding in cowgirl you see the easy switch up to her ass and Missy's pretty vocal here which is good she wasn't over the top. There was more spoon/ mish anal in this scene than the others, it showed off Missy good and we close it with the pop which hits just on her pussy lips trickling down to that ass which Danny just pulled out of. Hmm no killing here as she gets up, holds the gun and as Danny's saying take your best shot all she does is give him a grinning wink and walk out, back into the neon pink night.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans there you have it, some alien anal fun! Five great girls, all giving up the ass. Some fine ass licking by the guys and I'm still a boob man at heart but I'm really starting to dig a good ass shot and we had several here as each young lady possesses a nice tush. Extras here include a bonus scene from Beautiful Anal Divas 2 and a great blast from the recent past has Sandra Romain taking on Dan Silver so enjoy. You also get bloopers and porno bloopers are not to be missed so take a look. We get some interviews too, short ones with the ladies and you finally have some Behind the scenes and this too was a short segment. A good anal flick with five great performers so an easy purchase recommendation.