Breakin' 'Em In 2 Review

Trixi

This title starts out with Trixi. She’s a young Euro girl with a smoking bod. Over the years I have seen this girl more than once and I am not sure, but I believe she worked under multiple names during her career. She had an A plus ass and breasts that were so flawless you knew she was 18.

She didn’t speak much English, but my guess is if you are like me, it didn’t really matter. She’s matched up with Brandon Iron and you know that he brings wood. This is the type of B Iron scene that I can back. No slappin, no chocking, no spitting, just fuckin women and bustin nuts.

Good camera, good action and enough chemistry to make you remember the name of this title.

Ashley Long & Madison Day

Next up is a scene that I have spanked too so many times that my name deserves to be on the box cover. It marks the 1st time I ever saw Ms. Long and possibly my favorite work that she participated in. What I like most about Ash is the fact she’s real. Itty Bitty breast. Skinny legs and above average ass. She’s the girl you pass at the bus stop every morning on your way to the office. You want to stop and give her your business card, but you’re afraid that once you hit it, you won’t be able to stop, and your wife would rather that you left the young girls alone.

Ashley is hands down the nastiest talking anal whore since Jeanna Fine and she gave it to more niggas that I can count. This was also the 1st time that I ever saw B Pumper in action. He has a thick cock and it stays hard, much like myself. He also loves to fuck white women in the ass, much like myself. White women love him, much like… you get the point. The unfortunate side of his early success was the fact that it went straight to his head. Pumper could have been the king of IR porn, but unfortunately for him, his mouth was much bigger than his cock, and he about talked himself out of the business.

There was another girl in this scene. She went by the name of Madison Day. She was a slightly out of shape cutie, but she couldn’t hold a candle to Ashley when it came to fuckin. Madison went on to slim down and do a variety of features for A&E, Vivid and others, but she just didn’t have what it took and packed up and went back home. Back to Ashley, she took so much chocolate in her ass you would swear she was an Oompa Loompa. Hell, this could have been called Ashley Long and The Chocolate Factory. I was so sad to see Ashley’s career end the way it did, but I can honestly say that every scene I saw her do was fuckin fire!

Angel

Next girl to step up is Angel. Angel is a cute girl with poor hair and worse makeup. She really started to look hot and that is exactly when she left the business. Angel was paired up with the longest strongest cock in the business at that time and that is L Steele. I’m not quite as big as Lex but I can tell you that grown ass women still can’t handle it when I drop the hammer on em. How these 18 year old hoes do it, Ill never know, but then again, that could be why so many burn out so fast.

Angel has a gang of ass and really tries to bring home the bacon, but the ugly truth is she’s just a bad actress. You can see the potential in her, but Lex is just too much to be breaking any young girl in. Decent scene, and I think Angel could have been huge if she lasted.

Paris

Next up is Paris, to look at her you would most likely pass on her, but once she fucks be prepared to slobber, drool and nut all over yourself. She has a mouth and ass that demand your full attention.

Paris reminds me of this girl Kristy. Kristy was the ugly cheerleader when I was in high school. She was known to drink too much on the weekends and rumor has it that she fucked any guy that didn’t go to our High School. This made her the punch line for a great many jokes and not a single sole was ever really nice to her. Right after high school she started dancing and I saw her a couple years after that driving a 10 year old Porsche that had most likely been ridden twice as hard as she had over the years. Her body was fuckin solid and it was obvious that she knew it, but when our eyes met in that aisle at the grocery store that night it was obvious to me that she still had not come to terms with her fucked up childhood.

As Paris had her ass dug out in this scene all I could think about was how does an average girl go from being a cute kid to the ass whore that all the moms on the block know about. Blazin scene, but don’t fake like you know old girl doesn’t have issues to pull off that kinda anal mayhem.

Peaches

So far I see all kind of King Kong dongs bustin al kind of nuts, but if you got all that cream you got to have some Peaches to go with it. Peaches is the flawless version of Taylor Rain. Imagine Taylor, but make the conversation intelligent and make the smile bigger and brighter. On that note, you need to see this girl, she is the best thing about porn, she is the example of the girl next door. Her skin was white, her body was tight and you will never forget her, this scene or this title. J Dough brought the lumber for this scene and he was right on the money. Decent thick cock, but not too much. This is one peach that you would eat with out peeling back the fuzz. This is hands down a title that should be in your collection

The Pocketcomb Prognosis

I have no idea what it cost, but it’s worth $25 to this day. These women are nasty and you will remember what Gonzo was designed to be. The title also includes BTS, Trailers and a bonus scene with Kaylynn. I was so spent after the main feature that I had nothing left for a bonus scene, but this title is 100% guaranteed to satisfy.