Boner! - Man's Best Friend Review

Reviewed by BillyJizz  on  9/19/2002

Two other reviews of this DVD (Joeblow69 and Netguy) give good synopses of the sex basics of the four scenes. My comments are supplemental views on these.

Scene One--This is a hot scene. Tom Vaccaro, looking lean and mean, does a lot of horseplay with Blake Harper’s ass and then horse plugs his ass. I loved the shots of Tom finger-playing with Blake’s hole and, from the looks on his face, Blake did too. You could tell there was a lot of chemistry in this scene. Much more than two guys just going through the motions. Blake Harper is almost always an excellent bottom, as he is here. But if I may inject a note of restraint, I don’t think Tom Vaccaro was quite as hot in this scene as he was with Dean Coulter in the first scene in Sexpack Two. Maybe that’s because I always get an immediate hard-on when I see Dean Coulter in action. Which brings us to…

Scene Two--Dean Coulter and Ric Hunter get together in a fairly hot scene that had more potential than it delivered. Why is it that when two leather guys go at it, even the foreplay is more intense? I mean the licking of armpits, the pawing all over each other, etc. Anyway, as always, I’m in love with Dean, his fireplug-like, well-muscled body, and the way he takes any willing dick up the wazoo. With pleasure, looking back when he’s getting it doggie style, looking like he’s being slammed for the first time in his life. After Ric Hunter finishes with his plow job, he smears and smears his juice all over Dean’s great-looking bubble butt. Then the disc cuts ahead to Dean munching on Ric’s stick followed by Ric shooting his load again. I hope Ric washed off his dong between takes. Let’s be careful out there, people. Anyway, then the scene then ended with some tender moments but, for me, I could have watched more of these two.

Scene Three--Another leather hottie fave of mine, the massively thick-muscled Mike Roberts, goes after Lance Gear (who would be, paired with most other porn stars, the big guy of the pair). Mike fucks Lance twice with Lance first bent over Mike’s Harley, and then on his back on the cycle’s seat. I liked the little additions in this scene, like when Mike was fucking Lance lying on his gut, he grabbed his boots by the ankles to really get some leverage to ram Lance extra good and hard. Also of added interest for me was Mike’s hot ass play prior to the first fuck session, followed by a concluding segment in which Lance sat his ass on Mike’s face while they both shot their loads. Nice touches.

Scene Four--Joeblow69’s review of this scene sums it up for me. I just don’t find Eric Masterson attractive at all, either. Blake Harper looked interested enough to do his usual creditable job, but I find it hard to believe he really enjoyed being reamed and plugged by this unworthy.

Extras? Joeblow69’s review covers ‘em.