Boner! - Man's Best Friend Review
Titan Media
Studio: Titan Media
Category: Gay
Directed by: David Wexler
Starring: Mike Roberts, Eric Masterson, Dean Coulter, Blake Harper, Lance Gear, Ric Hunter, Tom Vaccaro
Released on: 12/12/2000
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 1/13/2002
Director: David Wexler
Cast: Blake Harper, Eric Masterson, Ric Hunter, Lance Gear, Mike Roberts, Dean Coulter, Tom Vaccaro
Story: Titan’s dog mascot Boner introduces four unrelated sex scenes.
Scene One
Wow! This scene smokes! Blake Harper stops by Tom Vaccaro’s house for a massage, and ends up getting the royal treatment. Tom starts by slowing rubbing some oils into Blake’s sexy little body, and things progress very nicely from there. I have to say, no one looks as good with fingers up his ass as Blake! These two guys totally hit it off. It’s one of Blake’s best scenes… you can tell he really is loving every inch of Tom’s big dick up his ass.
Scene Two
Next up are Dean Coulter and Ric Hunter ( in a cute little leather outfit). Both guys are big, buff and hairy… just how I like ‘em! Boy, Ric sure seems to like getting his ass played with. (not that I blame him… I’d be going nuts too if a hotty like Dean was shoving his tongue and finger up my ass!) Ric fucks Dean briefly, then Dean takes a facial with his mouth wide open!! Unfortunately, he doesn’t get any cum in his mouth. It’s a really good scene, but isn’t quite up to the intensity of the first one.
Scene Three
Leather Daddy Mike Roberts picks up Lance Gear on his motorcycle and takes him back to his batcave/dungeon. Mike’s sporting a huge metal cockring, and an equally impressive Prince Albert. Too bad he took that piercing out before he planted his big cock up Lance’s furry hole. It’s a good scene, and you can really appreciate the gigantic back and shoulder muscles Mike has!
Scene Four
Ok, this scene bothers me. I just don’t find Eric attractive at all. Sure, he looks cute on the box, but in this scene he’s rather scrawny, and just so very average. As the scene progress, I start to wonder how the hell Eric even managed to get this job. Does he have some dirt on the producer? Maybe he’s the director’s nephew? I don’t know, but this one was a definite boner- killer for me. It’s kind of like taking a $50 dollar slab of prime rib and smothering it with ketchup. You just don’t do that! Anyway, Blake bottoms again in this scene, and to be fair, there are some nice close-up shots. It’s definitely not a scene I would ever want to re- visit, though.
Audio/Visual Quality
No complaints here… everything looks and sounds great!
Extras
The first thing you’ll notice when you start to play with the extras is the menu function is veeeeeery slow. Push the “down” button, wait 2 seconds, then the screen moves the cursor down. Ugh! Anyway, you’ll get a slideshow, contact info, and previews for Chapters, Easy Inn, Fallen Angel 3, and The Best of Dean Coulter and Mike Roberts.
Final Word
When you break it down, Boner! consists of 1 extraordinary scene, 2 very good scenes, and 1 that is so bad, I wouldn’t wish it on my worse enemy. Overall, it’s still a pretty good flick, though. Blake and Tom’s pairing is definitely worth checking out… but if you do pick this one up, just stop it after the third scene. You’ll thank me for it!
Running Time: Approx: 90 minutes. (the timer function didn’t work on my DVD player)
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Cast: Blake Harper, Eric Masterson, Ric Hunter, Lance Gear, Mike Roberts, Dean Coulter, Tom Vaccaro
Story: Titan’s dog mascot Boner introduces four unrelated sex scenes.
Scene One
Wow! This scene smokes! Blake Harper stops by Tom Vaccaro’s house for a massage, and ends up getting the royal treatment. Tom starts by slowing rubbing some oils into Blake’s sexy little body, and things progress very nicely from there. I have to say, no one looks as good with fingers up his ass as Blake! These two guys totally hit it off. It’s one of Blake’s best scenes… you can tell he really is loving every inch of Tom’s big dick up his ass.
Scene Two
Next up are Dean Coulter and Ric Hunter ( in a cute little leather outfit). Both guys are big, buff and hairy… just how I like ‘em! Boy, Ric sure seems to like getting his ass played with. (not that I blame him… I’d be going nuts too if a hotty like Dean was shoving his tongue and finger up my ass!) Ric fucks Dean briefly, then Dean takes a facial with his mouth wide open!! Unfortunately, he doesn’t get any cum in his mouth. It’s a really good scene, but isn’t quite up to the intensity of the first one.
Scene Three
Leather Daddy Mike Roberts picks up Lance Gear on his motorcycle and takes him back to his batcave/dungeon. Mike’s sporting a huge metal cockring, and an equally impressive Prince Albert. Too bad he took that piercing out before he planted his big cock up Lance’s furry hole. It’s a good scene, and you can really appreciate the gigantic back and shoulder muscles Mike has!
Scene Four
Ok, this scene bothers me. I just don’t find Eric attractive at all. Sure, he looks cute on the box, but in this scene he’s rather scrawny, and just so very average. As the scene progress, I start to wonder how the hell Eric even managed to get this job. Does he have some dirt on the producer? Maybe he’s the director’s nephew? I don’t know, but this one was a definite boner- killer for me. It’s kind of like taking a $50 dollar slab of prime rib and smothering it with ketchup. You just don’t do that! Anyway, Blake bottoms again in this scene, and to be fair, there are some nice close-up shots. It’s definitely not a scene I would ever want to re- visit, though.
Audio/Visual Quality
No complaints here… everything looks and sounds great!
Extras
The first thing you’ll notice when you start to play with the extras is the menu function is veeeeeery slow. Push the “down” button, wait 2 seconds, then the screen moves the cursor down. Ugh! Anyway, you’ll get a slideshow, contact info, and previews for Chapters, Easy Inn, Fallen Angel 3, and The Best of Dean Coulter and Mike Roberts.
Final Word
When you break it down, Boner! consists of 1 extraordinary scene, 2 very good scenes, and 1 that is so bad, I wouldn’t wish it on my worse enemy. Overall, it’s still a pretty good flick, though. Blake and Tom’s pairing is definitely worth checking out… but if you do pick this one up, just stop it after the third scene. You’ll thank me for it!
Running Time: Approx: 90 minutes. (the timer function didn’t work on my DVD player)
Send questions, and comments to: joeblow69@my.adultdvdtalk.com.
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