Blowjob Impossible 5 Review

Reviewed by Speelie  on  4/21/2003

Blowjob Impossible 5
Directed by Nacho Vidal
Digital Sin DVD
Released Spring 2003

Cast : Cinderella (aka Simona), Tina Time (aka Martina), Kirsty (aka Romana), Sarah Hoffman, Lucy Lee (aka Adelka, Adela), Sindy Angel (aka Daniella), Patrixxx (aka Patrick Palumbo), Nacho Vidal

Nacho was back in Prague in the autumn of 2002, where he shot many scenes with the latest and greatest Czech and Slovak actresses. Others made use of this same talent pool, but aside from Rocco : Live in Prague, most failed to bring out the best in these young women (at the time of writing, I am still waiting to view Teo Roccaforte’s Chasin Tail 2 and some of Denis Marti’s and Max Cortes’ upcoming releases).

Blowjob Impossible 5 was made concurrently with Killer Puss 15, and probably at least one more Nacho title that is yet to see release. I say this because Blow Job Impossible 5 and Killer Pussy 15 have some photos in their galleries that don’t match any of their scenes. Max Cortes features in some of these, so they may be from his upcoming title(s) shot while helping his fellow Spaniard Senor Vidal.

Scenes in the Blowjob Impossible line often are casting moments, showing Nacho’s first meeting with certain actresses. In the case of the opening segment, I suspect that this encounter with Cinderella (mislabelled here as “Kristin,” a different performer who is not in this movie) was actually shot after their epic coupling in Killer Pussy 15. That one had a “get to know you” feel, while here Nacho and Cinderella have a degree of familiarity with each other, as they recline on a bed. Cinderella is the girl in the largest photo on the cover, with her mouth full of Nacho’s meat. She’s also seen partially dressed in white in the adjoining photo, which was shot at another time (she’s wearing red in Blowjob Impossible 5). Neither photo does justice to her down to earth good looks, especially when she gets hot and bothered.

This present scene might have been shot later on the same night as their Killer Pussy 15 one, since Cinderella’s hair seems limp and sweaty, suggesting a time very soon after the workout Nacho gave her. We begin as she and Nacho join forces to finger her pussy and asshole. After Nacho gets some head, he mounts her mish, and now I’m sure this was made on the same night as their earlier scene. He has her huffing and puffing in almost no time, as her face and neck get bright red. In between kissing and playfully choking Cinderella, Nacho keeps raving about how great her pussy feels. Cinderella is completely under her prince’s spell, as he turns her over for doggy. He spits on her pussy, and then tells cameraman Patrixxx, “She doesn’t need (me) to, she’s wet like a motherfucker!” (Incidentally, Patrixxx has told me via e-mail that this was one of the best scenes he has ever shot)

Nacho catches his breath by lying back to get blown again, then stands up to take over, fucking Cinderella’s mouth. He begins telling her what to say, commencing with, “fuck my ass.” He moves behind to instead fuck her pussy, and as she starts to cum repeatedly, she continues to follow his directions. What’s her name? “Suh-Simona...” How old is she? “Nuh-nuh-nineteen!” Watching the waves of orgasm roll over her brings a great scene to even more magical heights, and Nacho can’t take any more. After getting her to yell, “Fuck me punk!” he goes around to cum in her mouth, and then collapses onto the bed, as both pant in exhaustion.

We calm things down as Tina Time smokes a cigarette, while sitting backwards on a chair so that Nacho can admire her ass as he interviews her. While she’s turning up in many movies recently, none show her in POV action blowing smoke onto a cock. I imagine smoking fetishists will really get into this moment. Nacho eats her out, handing her the camera for some rare female POV sex (reminiscent of the latest Robin Williams standup comedy special, bonus points if you understand the reference). The camera is then set on a tripod, as Tina settles her long body atop Nacho for some reverse cowgirl. The couple has just barely begun standing doggy when Nacho announces that he is about to spout. Tina sucks the load out of him, and obviously impressed Nachoo enough for him to find her a role in Killer Pussy 15. She can be seen as the covergirl to Assman 22 (I’m waiting for the DVD release), and also appears in Hardball 19, but so far has impressed me most in Beautiful Girls 7.

Kirsty is another girl also in Killer Pussy 15. Patrixxx shot that movie, and he wanted his own chance with her. He asks if she will blow him, as they playfully goof around. She always has a great attitude, even in humorless mechanical movies such as Anal Intensive 5 and Straight to the A 3. Patrixxx loves her big breasts, especially when she shows her lack of scars, proving that they are real. He plays with those tits, informing her that, “When a photographer becomes an actor for about 15 minutes, we call that ‘fringe benefits’ in English.”

Patrixxx keeps Kirsty laughing while admiring her firm buttocks as she poses doggy on a bed. He sets the camera down, aimed at her smiling face, so that he can lap at her pussy. He takes the camera back to receive the head he had requested, POV. Kirsty is very playful and enthusiastic, sucking for quite a while before lying back for some mish fucking filmed by Nacho. As they switch to spooning, Patrixxx informs her of his urge to cum on her face. After her assent, he finishes himself on just that location. Kirsty can be seen briefly in the extra footage to Rocco : Live in Prague, and in the spring of 2003 was the covergirl to an issue of Hot Magazine, the French equivalent to AVN.

Lucy Lee has quickly become a fan favorite after appearing in movies such as Beautiful Girls 7 and Hardball 19 (she’s not to be confused with Asian-American Lucy Lee, who works in SoCal). In fact, she may work too much, as some of her fans are getting sick of her. Lucy can be seen in a number of generic, interchangeable titles such as Anal Intensive 5, Chasing the Big Ones 16, and several TT Boy releases. She’s only 18, and I think she hasn’t learned to project her sexuality to the camera, if she isn’t really aroused. She simply displays more personality in a situation like the one at hand, where she’s interviewed by Nacho, or in Killer Pussy 15, where she shares a scene with him and Kirsty.

Here, Lucy is joined by her more experienced friend Sarah Hoffman, who is always good in movies such as Hardball 18, Unnatural Sex 8, and Rocco’s Initiations 5. This is the “new” 2002 version of Sarah, the one that learned to properly apply makeup. Perhaps that is why Nacho doesn’t recognize that she already worked for him a year earlier, in Killer Pussy 9 (in his defense, they didn’t share a scene). Sarah and Lucy leisurely, lovingly and thoroughly fellate Nacho. It’s a moment that should provide plenty of daydream material for most guys who view it. Sarah takes the camera for a while, when Nacho fingers Lucy’s pussy, and they almost procede to intercourse. Instead, Nacho takes the camera back to continue getting blown, since being serviced by both hot young women at once is so pleasant. They provide plenty more licking and sucking before managing to coax out Nacho’s load. This was filmed at the Prague suite that Nacho and TT Boy rented a year earlier, and which was the site of much exciting action in many movies. I doubt that Nacho went to the trouble of getting Lucy and Sarah there simply to receive some head, so I hope a full sex scene is still awaiting release. Oh well, this dual blow job will suffice for now!

As I have stressed in the past, the full understanding of what happens in various scenes can only be grasped after seeing other, seemingly unrelated movies. I do my best to connect the dots for viewers who don’t have my opportunity to watch porn so widely. When it comes to Blowjob Impossible 5’s final scene, it should first be noted that Sindy Angel is one of the girls in Axel Braun’s The Squirting Adventures of Dr. G 1. Patrixxx shoots camera for many directors, and he helped Braun on that project, often getting blown by the actresses after Braun worked his finger magic. This included getting head from Sindy Angel, with whom Patrixxxx had an instant rapport. He wanted more, so a day or so later, Nacho let him be the male as Sindy was considered for a part in Killer Pussy 15. Sindy is the natural blonde in the upper right on the Blowjob Impossible 5 cover, and it is easy to see why Patrixx is so turned on. Actually, Nacho already had a go with her, when she appeared in Killer Pussy 12. Since then, she’s been seen in Anal Intensive 5 and Beautiful Girls 7 (you’re right, these girls all work together a lot), and Braun used her again in Trust.

Sindy and Patrixxx oral each other, and we again get a brief Robin Williams POV moment. But as I wrote, Patrixxx already tried her mouth, and now he’s eager for her pussy. Sindy is always a quiet, restrained performer, but she gets into it, as Patrixx fucks her in several positions. The scene and the movie ends with some extended cocksucking, culminating with Sindy stroking Patrixxx’s jizz onto her tongue. Sindy has the same long, lean sort of body as Tina Time, and that may be why Nacho teamed them up in Killer Pussy 15, where Sindy does one of her rare (at least so far) anal scenes.

The DVD aspects of Blowjob Impossible 5 are nothing special. There’s a nice, if short photo gallery, and as related previously, only some of the photos actually relate to the movie, though they all involve its actresses. The chapter stops are close to scene changes, but still retain that infuriatingly random quality for which Digital Sin has become known. The B-side is full of trailers, but this new selection has already become boring after just a couple of months. If you want further extras, your best hope is that Nacho’s DVDs will start to be full of them now that he has signed with Evil Angel. Another alternative is to check out the still photos, from this era and others, found on Patrixxx’s website at {www.patrixxx.com}. Note that on his site the actresses are often listed under their real names, which are the same ones they give in candid moments, and which sometimes make it to movie credits. See my cast list above for help with this name issue, since from movie to movie, the same girl might be credited as “Kirsty” or as “Romana” and so on.

Blowjob Impossible 5 feels even more like a collection of home movies than did some of Nacho’s previous titles. This is either a very good or a very bad thing, depending on your point of view. If you like a natural, realistic feel to your porn, then Blowjob Impossible 5 will be highly rewarding. However, if your main interest is in seeing a lot of anal and circus acts, it will seem boring. For those that do buy into Nacho’s formula, this is the chance to see it applied to some of Europe’s finest young porn ladies, actresses who are at their best in this situation.

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