Big Wet Tits 2 (Elegant Angel) Review
Elegant Angel
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Starring: Dark Angel, Laura Lion, Daria Glower, Veronika Vanoza, Angel Dark, Veronica Da Souza, J.J.
Released on: 2/4/2005
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Director
Thomas Zupko returns with his quirky antics and eye for perfection in his second
installment of Big Wet Tits. Here, you can expect oddness, enthusiastic
fucking, a lot of lust, and a lot of oiled up babes. Ah, oil and babes- it's a
match made in heaven, just like cookies and milk, like mashed potatoes and
gravy. What is it about oiled up babes that gets a person's blood pumping to the
max? Well, here's my answer: It provides highlights and shadows which makes a
girl's curves stand out more- it's more visceral. Big and wet tits makes
for a lethal combination- let's see how we fare against these 5 deadly sets:
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SCENE 1: Daria Glover VS. JJ
Anal |
| Daria spits on her tits and works the oil in,
wobbling the flesh about in her hands. When JJ comes in to provide
his meat, she gobbles it up eagerly. Soon the cock is coated in
thick spit and it's a slimy mess as she smashes it against her left tit.
She continues to work his cock, sucking, stroking, and occasionally
spitting on it to make it even more gooey. Next, JJ makes her lick his
ass, and she seems reluctant at first- her eyes bulge out in disgust as
she spanks him but she eventually yields. Then Daria gets pistoned
up her pussy in reverse cowgirl and JJ kicks it into gear, eliciting a
shocked facial expression with some heated moans. Daria positions his cock
at her bumhole, crying out loudly as she eases onto it. He fingers her
clit as she gets used to his meat and soon enough she is bucking on him
and loving every second of it. The two move into anal spoon,
and JJ draws completely out of her only to spear her bum again, repeating
this several times. He starts to spear her throat in this same
fashion and stirs his cock around in her mouth, producing mumbled
sounds. Cowgirl is next and Daria gets her tits jiggling wildly as
she bounces. Anal doggie follows this up, the action getting lusty
while Daria gets her bum reamed. JJ is soon stroking off and he
spews his goo onto her tits to end the
scene. Commentary: I didn't particularly find this girl hot, and this was ruining the scene for me, despite hot sex. Her moans weren't feminine enough for me either and this bothered me. Still, JJ elicited some very powerful responses from her- he would ram faster and faster and Daria would scream louder and louder. To me, that is what hot sex is all about- honest interaction, a connected lust. I didn't like the background- it's the same background used in Big Wet Asses 5, its too brown and ugly and doesn't provide enough contrast. ENERGY: 4.25 OVERALL SCENE SCORE: 3.5 |
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SCENE 2: Laura Lion VS. JJ
Vaginal |
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Laura lounges in a bubble bath and JJ comes behind her to
tie a spring-green blindfold on her. He gropes her tits from behind,
massaging them, squeeezing them softly before he fills her cunny up with
his dick. He pummels her in reverse cowgirl and Laura's boobs flap up and
down in the open air. Laura starts to take over, and she fucks him for a
bit before pulling off to suck him clean. Then JJ drips lotion onto her
tits, lubing her up for a nice, good titfuck and Laura stuffs her mouth
full of one of his nuts and sucks the hell out of it. They move into
cowgirl next and we get some more great shots of Laura's bouncing titties.
A bit of cock-sucking breaks the action and then they quickly get back
into cowgirl. Laura's tits are less firm than the other girls so her boobs
flap around more loosely. Doggie is up next and JJ rides her hard.
"Yee-haw!" he quips and then he takes that green blindfold and
wraps it around her tit before wringing it around her mouth. She tries to
suck his balls through the rag, to no avail, and then JJ throws it away so
she can do it right. She hops back on him for cowgirl and then
there's some more cock-cleaning before they move into reverse
cowgirl. JJ pulls out and then strokes his meat until he pops on her
boobs. Then Laura shakes her tits around and envelopes them over
JJ's shaft to end the scene. |
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SCENE 3: Angel Dark VS. JJ
Vaginal |
| Angel's funbags are a sight to behold;
tear-drop shaped, impossibly perky, and supple with a happy bounce; Mother
Nature sure went all out when designing these. Angel starts off by peeling
down her red latex dress, unveiling those perfect delights which glisten
softly with oil. She kneads it gently between her fingers, and her
tits mash up against each other, treating us to some awesome cleavage. JJ
enters, feeding her his dick and then he throws a clear plastic bag over
her chest. Why, o god why? Its a minor inconvenience though, and its soon
out of there as JJ quickly plunges into her pussy for a standing
spoon-fucking. He draws out of her to fuck her titties, and more
feeding ensues before Angel hops onto him for reverse cowgirl. She holds
onto the railing of the stairs as she gets worked, moving into cowgirl so
she can buck on his tool. They get up for some more standing
fucking, and the shots from underneath are simply delicious. Standing
spoon, standing doggie and then they sit back down for more reverse
cowgirl. All the while, Angel's boobs have an oily sheen over them
as they jut and swirl around with an emphatic bounce. A hungry lust
fills her eyes as she goes to polish his knob again and then she starts to
suck his balls as hard as she can- so hard in fact, I was a bit worried
for JJ. Afterwards, he takes his shaft and starts stroking it
through Angel's cleavage for a while. More spooning and then JJ
begins to jerk off over her boobs. "I vanna feel cum on mah tits,
yea," she purrs, and then she gets her answer. He fucks her
cum-soaked tits some more before he glares into the camera and growls in
his grating voice, "Fat tits, big butts, PaRAdiSE!" It got
a laugh from me. Commentary: Angel's breast play is nothing short of perfect- her pair is truly a gift to mankind. You can't do wrong with her and an emphasis on her tits. I liked how her tits had the perfect amount of "wetness" to them in this scene. Even though I could've used more energy from her, the sex is filmed with intensity and this helps make up for it; they were fucking on a staircase- this is ideal for filming. You get those sweet underneath shots, and the performers can stand up and fuck no problem, what with the railing and all. The railing also gives support for cowgirl riding, so the girl doesn't have to bend way back, which blocks part of her body from the shot. Still, I didn't like how the scene was filmed through the railings at some parts- the performers could have gone horizontally parallel to the stairs to get the same kind of shot without the distraction. ENERGY: 3.5 OVERALL SCENE SCORE: 4.25 |
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SCENE 4: Veronica Vanoza VS. JJ
Vaginal |
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| Veronica has short boyish hair as she lays in a
bath covered in soap suds. She rinses off and JJ gets in the tub
with her to feel her tits. They kiss and then she licks her
boobs a bit until she slumps down to fill her mouth with JJ's rod.
She delivers a determined BJ coupled with some tit fucking before she
moves on into spoon and a natural progression into reverse cowgirl.
Meanwhile, the water beneath them splashes around violently as Veronica's
flying boobies do the same. She squirms around, moving into doggie
and then cowgirl and fucks with wild abandon. She puts her hands up on the
walls for support and here we get some real, raw fucking as she greedily
rides his cock. Reverse cowgirl is next and then she goes to suck
her girl juices off his dick, a dreamy look in her eyes as she peers into
the camera. Standing doggie follows and then Veronica eats JJ's ass
before she bends over the tub for more doggie-style. Then there is some
really weird cutting that happens next- the scene makes 3 or 4 quick cuts
with a gun sound effect sounding off each cut. Veronica and JJ are
now back in spoon position. She rolls over for cowgirl- more
splashing water, more flailing tits ensue as Veronica smiles at the
drilling she is receiving. They get out of the tub and she gets
fucked in doggie against the wall. As she gets hammered into the wall, she
can't help but smile some more and the fucking becomes raw again.
Then JJ pulls out of her so he can whack off and shoot his cream onto her
tits. She sucks him clean and she whimpers as the scene fades to
black. Commentary: I liked Veronica better with long hair. Short hair is definitely a hard look to pull off. The girl has to have the right kind of face for it. While Veronica is no slouch in the face department, she just doesn't pull off the look as well as, say, Haley Berry or Charlize Theron can and her hair was bothering me through the scene. Also, the weird cutting fiasco thing in the middle of the scene was a bad choice I thought. It wasn't so much the quick cuts that ruined it for me, but those god awful sound effects. It was really out of place and interrupted the fantasy. This scene had strong sex though- a lot of heat. Was the fucking graceful? Fuck no, it was raw and gritty and lustful. A definite plus. ENERGY: 4 OVERALL SCENE SCORE: 3.75 |
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SCENE 5: Veronica Da Souza VS. JJ
Vaginal, stockings, Facial |
| Veronica reminds me slightly of Taylor St.
Claire, although younger and more exotic-looking. She starts the
scene off by spraying her tits with whipped cream and rubbing it in. JJ
comes in, at first kissing her before he creams his cock up for her to
suck on. After some brief sucking, Veronica climbs on his dick for
some reverse cowgirl bump and grind. She gasps sharply and the
camera pans out, showing a sweet longshot of her full body bucking up and
down. They turn over onto their sides for some spoon position and
Veronica rubs her clitty roughly. She feeds on his cock afterwards
for a gag-inducing BJ and then JJ starts to fuck her in missionary,
slapping her thigh as he pumps her cunny. Meanwhile, Veronica's face
contorts in pleasure and she gasps for air as she gets drilled. He pumps
her harder and she diddles her clitty harder until JJ hangs her head over
the edge of the table for an upside down throat fuck. He is pretty gentle
with her and the pair soon move on into doggie. Veronica props her leg up
on the table and more clit rubbing ensues. Cut to: a standing 69, and we
can see JJ's face wedged in between the folds of her butt- very hot! JJ
bounces her up and down on his cock as she tries her best to suck and then
he quickly sets her back down on the table for some more doggie-inspired
humping. There's a nice shot of her from behind as she grinds back
and forth on JJ's cock, and he slaps her bum repeatedly. Another nice shot
follows as JJ gets her titties banging up and down onto the
tabletop. Then we move on into cowgirl and the lust is apparent in
Veronica's eyes as she bucks on him greedily. Next, JJ strokes his
cock until he cums on her face. She spits a bit of his splooge onto
her tits and the scene fades out. Commentary: This setting was great- a simple table and a wall that was tinted lavender. It really brought out Veronica's body shape and I liked the utter simplicity of it all. As a rule, backgrounds should not encroach on the action but enhance it using subtlety; the lavender wall was sexy. The standing 69 was really hot but way too brief. JJ's face between Veronica's luscious ass was a visual spectacle but lasted some 5 seconds. Similarly, when JJ was bouncing her face up and down on his meat, just as it was starting to get good, he placed her back down on her feet. Zupko definitely should've lingered on this position for a few minutes. There were some great shots of Veronica in doggie- funny, this scene struck me as fitting more into Zupko's Big Wet Asses series. There was less emphasis on bouncing tits and more on a jiggling bum. A good amount of heat as well- a great finish! ENERGY: 4 OVERALL SCENE SCORE: 4.25 |
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EXTRAS |
Bonus
scene from Big Wet Tits 1 with Diamond
Foxxx which I gave a 4,
Photo Gallery, Trailers for: Big Wet Asses 1-5 and Big Wet Tits 1, Phone Sex ads
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THE BOTTOM LINE |
Zupko
movies use a lot of cuts. That said, a Zupko movie is one of the few movies that
actually cuts the action together seamlessly. And why do Zupko movies use
a lot of cuts? I dunno, but I hear that Zupko shoots are long, so
essentially, long hours of fucking are whittled down into 30 minute
scenes. It has its advantages: Zupko movies maintain the level of energy
throughout the scenes. Dead moments? Moments of boredom, of lackluster
passion? No problem, it simply gets edited out, so in the end we have half hour
action-packed scenes that rarely disappoint. (Its something I would like to see
more in Jules Jordan movies- his scenes go on forever and I think a tighter cut
would be more effective, though people are polarized on this issue) Furthermore,
Zupko knows how to shoot cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, he knows how to avoid
hairy man ass and ugly man balls. I think he is more of a perfectionist
than many of his peers.
Overall, the sex was very good. My main complaints are: Euro girl performances
have a lot of monotony. More dirty talking or more variation in the moans
can alleviate this. I really hate the background in the 1st scene- the
wall is an ugly brown and doesn't contrast enough against the flesh of the
girl. I wished baby oil was used instead of that ugly, piss-colored corn
oil. Baby oil looks sexier. The only girl I was really attracted to was
Angel. Also, all the girls were brunette- although I really have no
preference when it comes to blondes vs. brunettes, I still need the variety in a
porno. One or two blondes was needed to break the sameness.
Tit-men can rejoice in this movie. Even as an ass-man myself, this flick gets a
definite recommendation from me.
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TOTAL SCORE: 4 |
MASAMUNE's funny quote for today: "Never argue
with an idiot, he'll drag you down to his level and then beat ya with
experience."
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