Big Wet Asses 5 Review

Reviewed by pornopunk  on  2/15/2005

The Big Wet Asses is like no other series on the market. As most of you know, the setups are a little weird, guys wearing raincoats, hardhats and packing dildo guns for instance, but the sex is always hot. Being the anal addict, I love that these movies are heavily focused on anal sex. Being an assman, I also love the fact that almost all the positions shot focus on the lovely asses of the babes featured in each movie. BWA 5 is the first title focused exclusively on Euro babes. I thought volume 4 was a drop off from the previous volumes. Hopefully this one is better. I rate all scenes on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is perfect score.

Scene one (Stacy Silver, guy)

Stacy is a pretty blonde with big tits and of course, a nice ass. I don’t know if I’d call it big though. She gives us a nice tease rubbing and fingering her ass. I noticed the quick cut shots that were in the previous films during the tease are gone, and I’m glad. Soon she’s joined by the guy dressed the usual get up. He rubs her ass and fucks it with a dildo gun. Then she sucks his cock. She does some good deepthroating and also gets face fucked. Like all the scenes, the blowjob is shot from different angles with great shots of her tits as well. Fucking starts with vaginal sex in the side/mish position followed by spoon. She does ptm before more pussy fucking in doggie. He switches to her ass in the same position. They briefly put the dildo gun in her pussy, for a dp. She gives a nice atm blowjob then mounts him for anal reverse cowgirl. Then after a few more atm breaks it’s on to anal cowgirl. This position looks great and it looks even better after oil is poured over her ass. He then switches back to pussy then back to her ass again all in cowgirl. He really hate when the guys do that. Anyway, he then fucks Stacy ass with her laying on her side on the couch legs closed ass facing the camera. They move to anal while laying on her back, then she’s back on her again before he pulls out and cums in and on her mouth. She sucks his cock a little afterward.

This scene was a bit of a letdown for me. It was ok, but definitely nothing special!

Rating: 7.5

Scene Two (Anastasia Christ, guy)

Anastasia is a hot blonde who’s probably known more for her great natural rack, but I’ve always noticed that she has a beautiful ass too. Her tease portion is scorching hot. She’s wearing this little black mesh outfit that absolutely smokes! The guy comes in with the dildo gun and fucks her with it. Next he goes straight for ass in doggie. He pounds her prett hard this way and she does a few atms in between. As a side note after the atm the guys spits in face?!?, and Anastasia seems to get pissed off, she hits him twice and the look on her face doesn’t look like she enjoyed that very much. Moving on, there’s more anal in doggie before they switch to anal RC. She keeps on the outfit, but you can still see those wonderful boobs bouncing as he fucks her. She remounts this time it’s anal sidesaddle cowirl. Then more anal RC, followed by more anal with here lying on her back Then he trys to finger her ass, and she won’t let him. He doesn’t take no for an answer and ends up shoving a rubber glove in her ass. Was it really worth stopping the action for that??? ugh! There’s more anal in piledriver, cowgirl, spoon and other positions but the guy she was paired with killed it for me. She seemed to get back into the sex, but I couldn’t watch anymore.

Rating: 5

Scene Three (Laura Lion, guy)

Laura is a pretty brunette. She has a wonderful natural rack and a nice ass that I really wouldn’t consider as being big either. After her tease she’s joined by her partner and thankfully it’s not the same guy as the previous scene. He fingers her ass and gets it all wet with oil and she sucks his cock afterward. She gives a good blowjob, but the tit fucking she does with her oily boobs is even hotter. Soon afterwards, it’s straight to the anal in doggie. More ass fucking in RC, followed by a great looking anal cowgirl. Her ass gets pumped more in spoon and this is great because see get to see those tits bounce some more. Then it’s the position with her laying on her side, ass facing us on the couch. Can’t really see her tits or ass well in this position and it seems to last forever. The guy jerks off and moans for a long time and shoots an average load on her tongue. She sucks his some afterward.

Rating: 7.5

Scene Four (Simone Peach, guy)

Simone is the hot brunette featured on the cover. She’s probably the first girl of the movie that I would say fits the bill for having a big ass. She looks really hot in her blue jean skirt and purple mesh top. After a great tease she’s joined by the guy in Anastasia scene, so hopefully he’s less annoying this time. He oils her ass, yada, yada yada. It’s pretty much the same routine from before. She blows him, he spits in her mouth same ole, same ole. Anal in doggie, anal RC, anal cowgirl... Yum Yum! There’s more anal RC. Pussy to anal in spoon. Thank goodness for more anal cowgirl right before she takes a small pop to her mouth. He head fucks her afterward and spits in her mouth.

Simone has the biggest ass in the movie and lots of cowgirl showed it off well. She’s a hottie and I thought the scene was the best of the movie. Even better with the mute button on.

Rating: 9

Scene Five (Nikki Sun, guy)

Nikki is a beautiful blonde with a tight body. I’ll skip over the tease and setup because it’s all the same as the others. I will mention that she sucks a great cock. Reminds me of the style Monica Sweetheart uses. She paired with the same annoying Rocco wannabe and he’s dressed in mesh too. Whatever, anyway he starts fucking her ass in standing doggie then they move through all the usual positions. Naturally, I thought anal cowgirl looked the best. They do piledriver to finish and she takes facial and does cleanup afterward.

Rating: 7

Summary

Rent before you buy sums up what I think about this movie. I was disappointed to say the least, but I hear Tiana Lynn is starring in the next one, so it’s something to look forward to...