Big Wet Asses 12 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  12/8/2007

Ok fans I know quite a few of you have been salivating over this release for some time and now it's finally out. I mean the cast alone is worth a rental but you add in this is a release celebrating asses which will all see anal action then the interest is peaked even further and should I mention this is a dvd with Eva taking it up her ass and that my friends is a brand new development, I think she's done only two other anal scenes both of which were in the recently released Upload. Well this series has plenty of ass footage and my only complaint is that William perhaps goes to far with the cooking oil being poured over the asses but this is after Big Wet Asses so I'll just have to live with it,lol. The action really makes up for this anyway so let's get to the highlights.

Eva Angelina:

Well fans you don't have to wait long to see this sexy girl take a cock up her ass as she gets first scene honors. After her name is prominently displayed on the screen we go to the now familiar white screen and the girl in the middle of it doing various poses to get our blood going and I love the wind blowing through the hair which has been around before this white screen was added but it's so fucking hot to see Eva crawling towards you while her hair is blowing about, I hope William never stops doing that shot. Eva also is quite good at knowing just how to pace the tease having done this for awhile now so sit back enjoy and get ready for the real thrills which should be coming directly. Fans of Eva wearing her glasses should note she's got them on for part of this opening segment. No cooking oil here just water being sprayed on that booty and I'm cool with that, still leaves open the possiblity of someone eating out that ass once the guy's brought in. Michael Stefano is the lucky guy and he's perfect for this type scene as he's among the best male performers working who take the time to pleasure their woman usually before anything's done to them and I applaud that, his passion for making love is evident all the time. I liked him slipping his cock in between Eva's ass cheeks-- ala titty fucking with her butt instead of her breasts. Eva pipes in with some good dirty talk too and just as the momentum is going strong they pause so Michael can pour the cooking oil all over her ass which while making it shine brightly really kills the scene's flow for me. At least we go from this into Mr. Stefano slipping his cock up her ass for a little side saddle anal. There is a bit of A2M here from Eva, really liked Michael standing over her thrusting her ass juices into her mouth, skull fucking style. To wrap it up Michael blasts a healthy load across Eva's face and there's some stellar cleanup too. Of her three anal scenes so far this one was the best even with the over use of the cooking oil.

Jenna Haze:

I know there has been some objection to her inclusion in this title because she's not possessing a HUGE ass but I come at it from the point of view that hey you're getting a new Jenna Haze scene, she's got a perfect ass and she's a killer performer I see no need to quibble about the size of her ass instead I say watch and apprecaite a true master in the art of porn performing. Jenna is a vision in her blue outfit and the eye contact, body language are all perfect as William moves in and out on this pretty young girl. Jenna has returned to fucking boys in the last couple of years and seems to be making up for that lack of onscreen cock with a vengeance-- which is only good news for those legion of Jenna Haze worshippers. This time out they work the cooking oil into the opening tease which if you're going to really go overboard with that is the time to do it so far as I see, I'm not all the way into the scenes flow yet. I can admire that sexy wet ass here and not wonder why they interrupted something to do this. James Deen then wanders in as the scene gets going proper, that ass in now fully dry otherwise I don't think you'd be watching him kissing it and burying his face in it once the shorts are pulled down. That ass for it's size is sheer perfection, nothing else need be said. No bj just yet as James wants to get his schlong inside Jenna right quick so there's a fine standing vag doggie with her ass opened beautifully to camera. Jenna then gets her shot at working over James's cock and those magic lips certainly do just that cleaning off her pussy juices as well as working in a little dirty talk-- this is another area Jenna excels in. Holy shit Batman!! There just isn't a much better site in porn than Jenna Haze riding a cock in cowgirl be it anally or vaginally-- this was awesome footage. More P2M from Jenna then it's time to get that ass wet again with Wesson Oil, hehe, and from that we go right to fucking her booty in a side saddle shot, some reverse, then it's more side saddle this time Jenna sitting up. To close it out the stand her up pressing her against the glass wall as James slowly at first enters her ass-- the floor level/ side angle shot here was terrific. Jenna takes a good load to her open mouth soon after with cleanup. Another awesome time watching this pretty girl do her thing.

Shyla Stylez:

This is another performer who made a triumphant return to the biz in the last year or so after seeming to be away for a time. Shyla was always a fun one to watch and this has proven the same since she's been back. This is one full figured woman that appears before us shaking her ass & titties wearing a form fitting blue bikini. With great eye contact too Shyla draws us in and the music too was pretty hypnotic-- almost Herbie Hancock in it's tone at times. They work the cooking oil in here and that's cool, it's a fucking river flowing down her ass and things, just soaking her bikini bottoms. Shyla pulls them on and off as the river of oil flows down her ass. Now to the scene itself the outfit of course is changed now she's in a pink bikini and there is more ass play too from her male costar Mr. Pete who does it right spreading that ass and going in tongue first!! Shyla helps out reaching back to make sure there isn't any room for him to breath anything other than the sweet aroma of her ass. Pete's like someone shoot me right now, he was in such porn heaven with that ass smothering his face, nope Pete we need you to stick around and give this girl some cock too!! The bottoms come off so we can get a fresh coat of oil on that ass, at least Pete got in some awesome butt licking before doing this. He does a good job rubbing in the oil creating a perfect shiny ass, there's a little finger banging then too. Shyla turns over and those tits were looking so perfect here and they work in some good kissing too, you can feel the chemistry is quite good here and it gets even better when Shyla gets to suck some cock. With sinful eye contact she slowly works that schlong in, making love to it, where's Chef from South Park with some serenading musical song, lol. She's got a real playful spirit about her too which I find very appealing, no rush to get anywhere, she is savoring every last second which is awesome. Great opening sex shot too with vag cowgirl, you still have a nice sheen on her ass as she rocks it hard on his cock. Anal isn't far away as they work through mish, spoon, and nicely back to cowgirl for a perfect floor shot as the cock's inserted back in. A super hot reverse closes it out, legs pulled back to her head almost and from a standing doggie anal to close out Shyla takes the best pop so far right into her mouth with stellar cleanup after. I'd say this was the best overall scene so far.

Jenny Hendrix:

This next girl is perhaps one of porns hottest rising starlets, seems she's everyone nowadays as new scene after new scene is coming out, now we get that perfect PHAT ass of hers in this series. William works it all in too during the tease, the wind blowing, some great facial closeups, water and cooking oil are employed one ater the other to soak that booty. Again it's a river of Wesson oil with Jenny pulling the shorts up and down to accentuate the effect. It's a little funny,though, that once we get to her with Sasha they feel the need to get it wet all over again? I would have preferred him to do what Pete did and eat out that sexy ass some before using the oil. Sasha doesnt' do much more than finger her ass once the oil's all over it. Jenny certainly shows she can shake that ass with the best of them and Mr. H keeps the shot nice 'n' tight for the most part on her ass. Jenny then gets on top of Sasha who is still wearing his jeans and she rocks it hard over his cock, blue balls anyone, lol. Well that potential problem is solved with more cooking oil dumped down her ass, making it appear that he pissed himself, lol. There are some nice kisses exchanged as she's rocking back and forth on his holstered cock. In a seemless edit Sasha's suddenly naked, you don't even see Jenny move off him, now that's magic! There is still more oil poured down coating both her ass and his cock-- so I guess that means no cock sucking for awhile. It does lead to some strong vag cowgirl, though, and hey I have been enjoying the good long shots of that ass, it's truly one of the best to enter porn over the last couple years. They really get a bounce going too in this lengthy cowgirl shot. Her hair a mess by now, both sweaty, Jenny looks back with a sexy look as Sasha moves behind to pound her pussy still more. Fret not young ones, there is anal with Jenny Hendrix and as luck would have it there's more cowgirl in the mix, sweet!! There is also some strong pounding in mish and in doggie anal with that ass also being doused one more time before Jenny takes a blast of nutjuice to her face. You know I don't think I saw her suck his cock at all this scene, if so it was very brief unless I blacked out and that's a shame. Having a b/g scene no cock sucking at all is akin to a g/g scene with no pussy licking-- I think perhaps William should have not done one segment of pouring oil down her ass so Jenny could've sucked some cock, just my opinion.

Claire Dames:

This scene breaks the pattern and William wants to chat a bit with Claire who is doing her first on camera anal, she's more excited than anything about doing this, you can't help but notice she's got huge titties-- seems she wants them a little bigger too-- WTF! Those are perfect tits why would you want to go bigger? Well that bit of sad news aside we move to the familiar white screen and Claire struts her stuff and looks very good doing it. Now I do like the sprayed in water which is shot here and that's quickly followed by the river of cooking oil and Claire works those fishnet shorts around changing the flow a bit, wow they coat her ass! Nice, Anthony Rosano is allowed to bury his face in that dryed off ass for a time unlike the previous scene-- much better flow to the scene with the guy doing that. Like we watched previously there's some ass crack fucking ala titty fucking included and correcting the previous scenes biggest mistake Claire gets in some superb cock sucking. Well it's been awhile so they work in a fresh coat of oil to that ass and we move into the fucking as vag doggie leads it off. Using a toy to stimulate her pussy we get the insertion shot, nice'n'easy to doggie anal. With that nice big ass cowgirl anal was a natural choice and looked pretty good here and even better they work in piledriver anal, from that Claire cups her tits as the cum is rained down to her face plus she gets up to do cleanup getting those last few drops out.

Jasmine Byrne:

I think most of you know who this sexy latina is and she's looking as hot as ever with the wind machine blowing through her long black mane, lots of good booty shaking and she's certainly got the moves down designed to bring you to a hard cock or wet pussy! They do the water spraying first do a little ass shaking and then bring in the cooking oil which positively drenches her ass. John Strong is then brought in, that ass now dryed off and he goes right to sucking/ licking that ass and pussy. I'd prefer a girl be doing this to Jasmine but I'm at least happy that they don't go right to that ass being drenched again with oil. John is back there for a good minute almost eating her out and using a finger to diddle her as well. Rising up he smoothly goes into fucking her doggiestyle and you get Jasmine looking back telling him to give it to her baby!! Boy that ass is looking so good arched up giving John a perfect target for his cock, he doesn't go right for it instead we get some strong vag action first but oh baby when they move to cowgirl that's when her perfect ass is really shown off bigtime as he slides up inside it. There is also some good anal action in mish as well as reverse. Some very good doggie anal is worked in towards the end and from that John pulls out spraying his seed across that scrumptous bottom. Jasmine then rubs that cum all over wrapping up a good title from William.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well this was a pretty good one from William from all that I watched. The girls all looked very hot, I'm perhaps in the minority in that I don't care so much for the over use of the cooking oil and never was that more evident than in Jenny Hendrix's scene where there was no cock sucking that I detected at all, big mistake I think and there should have been less oil play so that sexy young girl could have sucked some cock. The anal sex was as good as you could want, did you forget that Eva Angelina took it up the butt!! I think Shyla Stylez and her playful energy had the best scene and the revelation that Claire Dames wants to get slightly bigger tits took me by surprise, wonder if she went through with that? Extra wise you get a super bonus scene featuring Kinzie Kenner taking it up her perfect ass in Big Wet Asses 7 and there are photos, the pops get repeated and we get some BTS too. An easy purchase for fans of this series, everything that makes this series so good is on full display once again.