Big Tit Christmas, A Review

Reviewed by loverboy  on  1/27/2011

Title: A Big Tit Christmas
Studio: Brazzers
Starring: Phoenix Marie, Shyla Stylez, Rachel Roxxx,Carmella Bing, Kagney Linn Karter, Shawna Lenee, Nikki Sexx, Mindy Main, Savannah Stern, Sienna West, Dylan Riley, Keiran Lee, Scott Nails, James Deen, Jordan Ashe

This review is being written toward the end of January so the holiday spirit is long gone. This dvd was released mid December, so it probably didn't get a chance to get to too many viewers on time. It probably won't become as mainstream as yearly airings of the Grinch, Charlie Brown or Its A Wonderful Life, but for those looking for porn with a Christmas flavored fetish, here it is in all its glory, done it typical tongue in cheek Brazzers style. Plots are hilarious and sex is as good as santa will bring you. Christmas music is heard during the plots (not during the sex) and the dvd starts out appropriately with the NUT cracker Suite! The sets are full of Christmas trees and ornaments and the like.....great for December viewing, so buy it and keep it for a stocking stuffer until then?! The dialog is pretty funny too with several Christmas/winter references thrown in (see comments below).

Scene one: "How the Grinch Fucked Xmas". Mr. Grinch (played by Keiran Lee) doesn't like Christmas. In fact he assaults a little elf on the street who simply wanted to give him a candy cane! Carmella Bing and Shyla Stylez are at home wearing sexy outfits including fishnets and stilettos. They are next to their tree and have some fun playing with each other. Later they decide to spread the holiday spirit and visit Mr. Grinch, who fucks them near a fireplace. Nice busty women here in typical Brazzers style.

Scene two: "Ebenezer Keiran" Keiran (he's back AGAIN!) this time with two blondes. He is invited to a holiday party but is more interested in his banking. The "ghost of Christmas hookups" shows him what he is missing as we enjoy a couple of blonde beauties, Kagney Linn Karter and Shawna Lenee in a bedroom scene. Nice threesome.

Scene three: "Milk and Boobies" Nikki Sexx is a blonde who loves Christmas. Her house is decorated to the hilt. She even has some cookies for santa but eats one. Santa shows up and isn't amused that his cookies were eaten. She offers him her "sweet pussy" and he plows her on a blue couch as she screams omg omg. Keiran Lee (AGAIN? I guess the economy has hurt the Brazzer stud cast) plays santa. After the explosion, Nikki says "it's a white Christmas." Great line.

Scene four: "Santa's Busty Helper" Santa (played by Scott Nails) is on his throne -- or whatever you call it -- in his workshop with lots of Christmas crap all over. He interviews a woman elf for a job but her tits don't fit the bill. Enter blonde Phoenix Marie and santa says "ho ho ho" (another great line). Santa has a boner through his outfit and invites her to sit on his lap. Nice anal here and cool lace up boots on Phoenix make this a hot scene.

Scene five: "A Very Brazzers Christmas" Mindy Main, Rachel Roxx and Savannah Stern fuck santa (Jordan Ashe) and his helper James Deen in a Christmas decorated room. Nice jack off over the three woman at the end.

Scene six: "XXXmas Break" Kagney Linn Karter is the music teacher. Keiran Lee (hope he got a Christmas bonus for all of his work in this dvd) and Scott Nails along with Sienna West and Dylan Riley (two blondes) fuck in the classroom as Christmas break begins....or is it all Scott's fantasy?! I love the line after the cumshot. "It's snowing."

Extras include: photos (nice holiday themed fucking that could be used for your cards next year!?), cumshot recap, and trailers for MILFS like it Big 8, Baby Got Boobs 5, Teens Like It Big 8, Mommy Got Boobs 7, Big Tits At Work 11 and Big Tits in Sports 5