Big Tit Christmas, A Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  1/8/2011

And what other kind of Christmas would you expect Brazzers to wish you? This might be a little bit late for Christmas, but when you get babes like Shyla Stylez, Rachel Roxx, Phoenix Marie and Kagney Linn Karter on the same DVD, you have to check it out! There are a lot of girls in this one so I expect some threesomes and everyone leaving satisfied.

Shyla Stylez, Carmella Bing

Shyla, wearing a red robe over red lingerie with white fishnets, and Carmella, wearing a red bra and panties with dark fishnets, celebrate when they get their Christmas tree up. They exchange presents and Shyla got Carmella a vibrator while Carmella has a candy cane hanging out of her pussy for Shyla. They start playing with each other including going down on each other when they suddenly remember they have to go caroling. They stop by the grinch’s house in the form of Kieran Lee and he lets them in. Kieran is a grouch and nothing the girls can do will snap him out of his funk. Until, that is, they go to the middle of the room and start playing with each other. He walks over and puts his hard-on in Shyla’s mouth. Carmella helps to service him and the girls make a good team. Kieran goes straight for the ass and fucks both girls this way. My favorite positions were the reverse cowgirl. Both girls rode him hard and did plenty of ATM and ATOGM. Kieran drops a load, coating their faces and the girls cum kiss before Kieran kicks them out of his house. Very hot scene!!

Kagney Linn Karter, Shawna Lenee

Kieran is a hard worker who doesn’t even have time to celebrate Christmas. He falls asleep and is visited by the Ghost of Christmas Hook-Ups. He gets taken to a Christmas party where Kagney and Shawna want him to judge whose tits are bigger. They take him to the bedroom and show him their goods up close and personal. He can’t decide so the girls share his cock orally. Kieran bangs the back of their throats with Shawna taking him deeper than Kagney can. Kieran fucks them in various positions with the girls interacting well with each other. Shawna was amazing in this scene while Kagney looked distracted. She often looked around and didn’t seem into it. Kieran shot his load onto their faces and the girls cum kissed.

Nikki Sexx

Nikki leaves out the milk and cookies for Santa while wearing a sexy red nightie. She can’t help herself and eats the cookies herself. Santa, in the form of Kieran Lee, is pissed when he finds out and leaves coal behind. Nikki wakes up and tries to work something out with Santa. He wants to hear nothing of it until Nikki spreads her pussy wide open for him. She also offers up her ass and shows him her tits and that stops Santa in his tracks. He plays with her tits then Nikki gets out his north pole and begins to suck it. She rides him in reverse cowgirl before Santa dines at the Y. Nikki gets plowed in mish and the way her toes are curling and her facial mannerisms, I think she’s having repeated explosive orgasms. She takes him in cowgirl and spoon before Kieran showers her with his Christmas job. Nikki cleans him up with cum hanging off her chin. Wow, what a scene.

Phoenix Marie

Santa, as played by Scott Nails, is auditioning women to be his new elf. He kicks a skinny little thing off his lap because she can’t handle the brutal winters. He needs someone with meat on her bones and Phoenix shows up. She’s wearing a green outfit with her midriff exposed and a short skirt. Santa gives Phoenix some tests and she passes with flying colors. They play around with a squirt gun getting Phoenix’ tits all wet. Santa forces her to her knees at “gunpoint” and she starts sucking his cock. Phoenix deep throats him and takes him balls deep. She also worships his jingle balls and titty fucks him. Some of the blowjob is in POV and Phoenix’ dirty talk is enough to drive me over the edge. But I’m a professional and I’ll get thru this! LOL. Phoenix shoves her panties in her mouth and rides him in reverse cowgirl, spoon and doggie. Scott puts a butt plug in her to warm her up, then slips his cock in. Phoenix does some ATM then Scott fucks her ass in a standing doggie. He cums on her face and tongue and Phoenix swallows everything that is given to her.

Rachel Roxxx, Savannah Stern, Mindy Main

The girls are dressed in their finest Christmas lingerie and are decorating the tree. Savannah gets a big, silver vibrator under her tree and the girls pass it around. They all take out their tits and talk about their fantasies about Santa. The girls kiss and then grab the vibrator and go to bed. Santa Jordan Ash and his elf, James Deen soon come down the chimney. The girls are spying on them then rush them and tackle Santa. Savannah starts sucking James’ cock while Rachel and Mindy work on Santa. The girls get boned in every position in the porn dictionary and switch partners frequently. Jordan and James spray their loads all over the girls faces and they do some clean-up.

Sienna West, Kagney Linn Karter, Dylan Riley

Sienna is the teacher who’s sitting at her desk with students Kagney, Dylan, Scott Nails and Kieran Lee waiting for the bell to signal the start of Christmas break. When the bell finally rings, Sienna rips open her top and the other girls get naked. Dylan pairs up with Kieran while Scott is ravishing Kagney and Sienna dances on her desk. The 2 blondes get titty fucked while Sienna rubs one out. Dylan and Kagney get fucked in a standing doggie and Sienna feels left out. As in the other scenes, the girls get passed around and fucked in various positions. Everyone fucks everyone until the girls get a cum shower from the 2 guys.

SPECIAL FEATURES

There’s a photo gallery, a cumshot recap and some trailers.

SUMMARY

An excellent holiday movie from Brazzers!! Destined to be considered a classic along with It’s A Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th Street! I will watch this one every Christmas, and also probably many other times throughout the year! Phoenix and Nikki were absolutely incredible in their scenes and it was probably because they didn’t have to share the cock with anyone. I’m of the opinion that if there is more than 3 people involved, it’s usually not to good because you can’t focus on one thing and there’s too much going on. That wasn’t the case in the scene featuring Rachel, Savannah and Mindy but it was definitely true on the last scene. Special props also go out to Shawna, Shyla and Carmella. Definitely something that should be on your Christmas list or any shopping list you can think of. Fantastic title by Brazzers and something that will be watched again and again!!