Big Lebowski, The: A XXX Parody Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  7/17/2010

Hello fans wanted to say a few words on another parody that came out not to long ago. The Big Lebowski is one of those films that over the years has entered cult status. I did see it when the original came out in the 90's but hadn't seen it again since then until recently. I confess to not being a huge rabid fan of the movie and there are those who are which is awesome. I liked the movie and liked it again when I saw it recently. The cast was chosen perfectly from Jeff Bridges to John Goodman to Juliette Moore. The story was hard for me to follow and not sure how much will be covered in the porno version. This one brings in Tom Byron to take on the pivotal role of The Dude and after watching I'd say he nailed it pretty good, maybe not a strike but definitely a solid spare!! Ok bad bowling reference but that was important in the original and touched on very well in this version.

I loved them opening the movie with topless girls bowling- anytime you can start your movie with Evie Delatosso topless and bowling in slo-mo with the titties dancing is a movie I'm sitting down to watch!! The story starts off similarly too with the Dude surprised in his apartment by people who've mistake him for a differet Lebowski and to make matters worse we get Keni Styles fucking Bobbi Starr on The Dudes carpet and he has to watch until Keni splooges all over his prized VHS porn collection- oh yeah this movie is set in the 1990's so VHS is king, dvd's still not even a sperm deposit formed!The dialogue in this movie was in spirit with the original as well. The guy who played the John Goodman role, Walter was Peter Otool and he just nailed it with the lines and attitude. I can still hear him and John Goodman saying Donnie you're out of your element!!

As with the original the Dude finds the Lebowski those thugs were looking for and he tries to get restitution for his porn tapes but like the original Tom Byron's Dude is spurned and leaves but not before grabbing some prized VHS tapes from the house. On the way out he runs into Bunny who in this movie is played by Briana Blair- this girl is all kinds of hot and promises to blow the Dude for $1000 but a little extra if the guy who escorted him out watches, this was a small role but hey they got Evan Stone to play it. Anyway he doesn't stay but we get treated to a fine blowjob by Miss Blair who shows off that hot body as the scene goes along until Tom pops all over her face. Thankfully this isn't the last we'll see of Briana but I don't want to rush ahead to far.

There are bits and pieces of the original throughout this parody and for more avid fans of the movie you'll notice them I'm sure and will judge for yourself how close they were but I feel the makes of this show were indeed true fans of the original so I wouldn't worry to much. How can I get this far and not mention The Jesus!! Well he's here too and you'll love James Deen in this small role. I mean the hair net, the facial hair, the bowling ball-- and yes he does lick at it before rolling it down the lane in the one bowling scene! James also gets to tap a little ass in this-- Walter does call him a sodomizer but thankfully it's with a girl, Carla Cox in this case. James also does the walk over scene to The Dude, Walter, and Donnie about their upcoming bowling match.

The introduction of Maude Lebowski was handled well too and you loved her in the X Files movie well get ready to love Kimberly Kane again as she just owns this role and Juliette Moore would be stroking her pussy to this performance. There is a five girl lesbian scene with Maude as the centerpiece but you add in Andy San Dimas, Celeste Star, Jackie Daniels and Ashley Grace that's a lot of pussy to watch. Not a bad but a few to many shadows for me, at least they waited till nearly the end of the scene to bring in some toys. Another scene which should bring a few laughs has The Dude watching one of those porno tapes he took from the other Lebowski and it features a bad version of Saddamm Hussein and Georget Bush fucking someone who you love to know is Kristina Rose. Some good dick trading here by Miss Rose and for once Bush holds up his end! It was after this scene that we meet Maude.

The whole fake kidnap plot is worked in too but just on the surface. It was Maude who knocked the Dude out because she wanted those tapes back- they were hers and not her dads to give out. But she wants to make it up to the Dude and we get some good loving for Tom Byron who only got his dicked sucked by Briana earlier. Well he gets it all here from Kimberly. A nice pop up her bush and belly end their scene. She's also got a tape to play for The Dude which shows just how much of a floozy, whore, slut Briana is. Turns out she was a porn star and the two watch a scene with Briana and London Keyes fucking Steve Holmes who wears a bad blonde wig- I had to laugh when I first saw him. The scene itself wasn't laughable as both London and Briana look hot and deliver a sizzling scene with Papa Holmes.

Well that about covers it, oh yeah we get the final sit down with the Dude and the voice over guy played so well by Sam Neil in the original. Turns out Evan Stone is this guy as well and you might spill your water when you see the bushy stache he's wearing but he's the Dude's compadre and the two have one last sit down before the Dude Abides, leaving us to ponder what we just witnessed. Overall I'd say this parody was good and did the original proud adding in some good sex. Briana Blair is one of the newer girls I've taken notice of this year and she is good here. Kimberly Kane is once again fantabulous as an actress and a performer- an acting nod of some sort for this role should be forthcoming. Tom Byron does his best to embody the Dude and I'll tip back a White Russian in his honor say he did this role proud. Extras for this movie include a party version and some BTS stuff so do yourself a favor and check it out. Definitely worth a rental for fans of the movie, you'll see plenty to remind you of this cult classic.