Big Ass Handy Women Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  3/15/2011

Welcome to a new Tom Byron title that focuses on girls with nice asses. A good cast too with Jessica, Allie, Charley, Elena and Jynx so let's get right to some highlights.

Charley Chase:

The first scene begins and Toms tv isn't working so he calls for help and he barely hangs up from the tv repair shop before Charley's standing in front of him and she's wearing some real sexy daisy duke shorts with plenty of ass cleavage spilling out. Charley asks an obvious question, are your batteries working so Tom lets her take them out and try them out in her handy tool-- a vibrator shaped like a penis! Turns out his batteries are dead and then Charley inquires what he was planning on watching so Tom produces a porn dvd which hello has Charley on the cover. He puts 2 and 2 together and realizes that she's one in the same. Charley's doing tv repairs because the economoy sucks, lol. Well since he doesn't have any new batteries Tom decides to do the next best thing and fuck her!! Charley's got an incredible body and Tom has fun face diving in her ass and we get some nice boobage too with Charley's awesome rocking tits. Charley's oral skills are top notch and we enjoy some good close side shots as she sloppily works his stick. Doggie and cowgirl highlight the fucking which ends with Tom spreading his load down upon Charley's big titties. Now sir just add some new batteries and you should be ready to go!

Elena Heiress:

The next scene opens with a little music as we do the perve follow behind as Elena walks. Nice shorts on with a couple tools strapped in. She does some good bending over as we begin to see more of her booty. After working on a squeaky chair Elena decides to cool off pouring water down over her white top allowing a great see thru view of her tits. Elena then heads inside where she is confronted by the man of the house who called for a plumber to clean his pipes!! This leads to a bried conversation and then it's go time. Kissing and we start to get even better views of Elena's ass with the shorts being pulled down, plenty of bubble in that booty. Gotta love the face diving, can't get enough of a girls ass being pleasured in this fashion, more so by a girl but a guy will do! Elena then gets fully naked and gives us some fine oral work on her employers cock. Sexwise can't complain here as we get cowgirl to open and the shot coming up from floor level was rocking, that ass was dancing just right. Mish and doggie help round out the scene which ends with an ass pop, I think his pipes are working just fine now, no clogging!

Allie Haze:

Not sure what to make of this next scene which opens with disco ball lighting and a guy wearing a multi-colored wig and a big red clown nose. Our clown is trying to do his makeup but there just isn't enough lighting for Jordan Ash to do his makeup so he calls for a handyman but I think he'll be pleased with the handywoman that shows up. Allie Haze is there within seconds of him hanging up and she sees there isn't enough lighting but how to fix this. Allie then becomes master of the obvious and asks if there is a light switch but our guy plays dumb and she moves a clown mask that was hanging on the wall to the side finding the switch and hello the lights come on! So how can Jordan repay this quick thinking action, by fucking her of course. Allie looks quite nice on her knees working his dick in, side view was good but looking up you might have to stiffle a laugh seeing the clown wig on his head. Focus instead returns to Allie's pretty face working on his cock. Allie then loses those pretty tight blue jean shorts and hops on for a ride in cowgirl, nice ass shots here with a few ass spanks too. Allie then lies back for some mish pounding and you see she's sporting a bush too. Doggie to close with an ass pop finish. Now sir you have like 30 minutes to put all that makeup back on and get to your gig, lol.

Jessica Bangkok:

Our next scene begins with Jessica already on location and Anthony Rosano is showing her the problem area. We can tell its a porn set and one of the monitors isn't working so she was called in, don't touch anything else he says, haha. Of course Jessica does just that and gets caught. Her punishment, why she now has to audition for one of Anthony's movies- ok not really a punishment, lol. Jessica drops down and does a fine job taking care of Anthony's cock and the views continue to get better and better as her boobs get to come out and play followed soon by those shorts going and her ass is put on display. Like any good director Anthony gets deep into his subject matter and in this case that involves some nice face time in Jessica's ass. Cowgirl was a good start followed by a 69 with Jessica on top allowing her to get more dick sucking in. Mish was a good shot too as it gave more fine boobage and Jessica's tits do dance and then it's on to doggie with a perfect open shot showing off her tushy. The finish is another ass pop which isn't my fave finish but still a good scene.

Jynx Maze:

One more case for a sexy handwoman who in this case is Jynx Maze one of the hottest porn stars working these days. That sexy ass is everywhere! No surprise that Tom would want to keep this sexy girl for himself. Tom is calling again but now with a new problem with his plumbing, lol. So we get another pipe cleaning scene!! Tom decides to create the problem by overstuffing the toilet with TP, lol! So Jynx will have some actual work to do, hehe. She shows up and damn those are some nice shorts and she has her tools ready too. Tom lets her in and they head to the bathroom with us the viewer getting the behind perve shot following Jynx walking. Jynx then start berating Tom about his 'problems' and she isn't a porn performer like her 'sister' Charley but I think Tom will be able to talk her into a little side action here, what do you think! Jynx finds out about his love for anal sex and she's into it too, Tom thinks she should definitely look into porn and Jynx has thought about it but thinks she needs more practice! So Tom offers just unselfishly to help her practice and the two head off to practice anal. This allows Tom to get a full on facial dive in Jynx's ass-- I think a destination many would love to travel to. Very nice ass licking here and though I prefer g/g in this Tom is pretty good himself at tonguing the booty. Tom does some light fingering too before allowing Jynx to drop to her knees and engulf his cock, side view was used quite nicely. Jynx just has the look this year for me. The long flowing dark hair, tan skin, the incredible ass and an obvious love or lust for her job. Jynx gets fully nude and we get some pretty good POV bj footage with ball playing from this sexy young girl. Another good 69 too with Jynx on top and she rises up at one point to do a proper face smothering to Mr. Byron. Sexwise the first shot was cowgirl and you just get her ass presented perfectly here, spot on and plenty of good ass jiggling. Tom adds a few fingers to test the waters and then it's anal time moving to doggie and he slowly inserts his cock, good open shot here too. Jynx is nasty too doing A2M before hopping back on this time for a ride in reverse anal, very good frontal shot here. Thankfully they return to cowgirl too for a little more anal fun before Tom unloads and it's from a mish finish to her pussy and slightly gaping ass. Jynx is the real deal and I think we all will see that as 2011 unfolds.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

So we have some very nice asses here captured by director Ivan and some good performances from the ladies beginning with Charley Chase and ending with Jynx Maze who offers up that ass too in addition to her pussy. The whole handywoman angle was funny especially when they'd show up mere seconds after the call was placed for their services. I only wish they'd given the number as I think we'd all like to call and get some pipe cleaning done! Extas include some bonus footage, trailers, photo gallery and there is a bonus scene with Caroline Pierce from Big Ass Fixation 1 so a good addition to five already strong scenes. An easy pick up for any girl cast here, plenty of ass footage and some good dick sucking and even a little face time by the guys in these fine bootays.