Big Ass Handy Women Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  1/3/2011

Another workplace themed adult DVD, this one from the mind of Tom Byron. This one is about women who can handle tools and, as the box cover says, no job is too big to handle! A pretty good cast is assembled here including Allie Haze, Charley Chase and Jynx Maze.

Charley Chase

Tom Byron’s TV doesn’t work so he calls a TV service. Charley shows up wearing sexy, cut-up jean shorts that doesn’t leave much to the imagination. She’s also wearing a lowcut t-shirt and after a stupid storyline, they start kissing. They get naked and Tom starts worshipping Charley’s big booty. She gives him a wet blowjob and sticks every inch of his cock into her mouth. Charley gets boned in doggie, cowgirl and reverse spoon, the best positions to showcase her ass. Tom stands above her and strokes off over her torso, not a very good pop.

Elena Heiress

The camera follows behind Elena as she walks in little shorts with a hammer hanging from her belt loop. She fixes a few things outside then pours water over her white t-shirt to cool off. She makes her way into the house where Justice Young is waiting for her. He’s looking for a plumber because he needs his pipes cleaned and Elena is just the woman for him. She gets naked and proves to have a nice, big, fleshy ass. She gives him head with some of it being with no hands. Nice technique. Elena gets fucked in cowgirl, mish, reverse spoon and doggie. Elena is very vocal and implores Justice throughout the scene to fuck her harder. He finally drops a creamy load on her ass.

Allie Haze

Jordan Ash is a clown who can’t put his makeup on because the lights don’t work. Allie figures out the problem (she turns on the switch) then starts flirting with him. She’s dressed conservatively in a blue jean jacket over a pink top and jean shorts. She starts blowing him gently at first until she deep throats him and holds her head all the way down on his dick. Allie gives great head (well, at least it looks that way from afar, lol) and gives an extended scene. She rides him in cowgirl before taking him in mish, reverse spoon and doggie. Jordan sprays her ass with his load leaving that pretty face untouched.

Jessica Bangkok

Jessica is at Anthony Rosano’s studio to fix a monitor. She’s wearing a shirt tied off underneath her tits exposing a purple bra and a pair of shorts. She plays around with the equipment then asks if she can audition for him. Anthony says why not and whips out his cock. Jessica impales herself on it, gagging and spitting all over it. She gets eaten out from behind before riding him in cowgirl. She also gets drilled in reverse spoon, mish, spoon and doggie. Jessica screams throughout the scene (sexy, IMO) and gets Jordan’s spunk all over her ass.

Jynx Maze

Tom is back and this time he has a plumbing problem. He calls the repair center and requests her sister, Jynx. She shows up wearing a tight pair of shirts along with a tight orange top, just like on the boxcover. Tom starts talking to her about porn and one thing leads to another and they go to the bedroom. Jynx shows off her ass and Tom immediately tongues her asshole. He sticks 3 fingers in her ass to warm her up. Jynx gives him head, deep throats him and gags herself. Tom even fucks her throat a bit. They get into a 69 before Jynx gets plugged in cowgirl. Tom fucks her anally in doggie before continuing in reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and mish. Jynx does some ATM and gets Tom’s load sprayed all over her pussy and ass.

SPECIAL FEATURES

A bonus scene (Caroline Pierce from Big Ass Fixation #1), a photo gallery, some trailers and a 26-minute BTS.

SUMMARY

A pretty standard porn from Tom Byron. The storylines were insipid and stupid. Just do a gonzo if that’s what you have to come up with…. As far as the sex goes, Jynx was amazing. It was fantastic seeing her little ass getting plugged and see put in a good perfomance. Allie and Jessica were very good as well. Worth a rental.