Between The Headlines: A Lesbian Porn Parody Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  11/8/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
I'm sitting here on the couch on election night, 2016, watching CNN's coverage of the nationwide shit-show that has been this presidential race come to a close. My dick's in my hand (...where else would it be while watching CNN?...) and my wife is laid up sick in bed. So, what better time is there to watch some political porn than now and what better of a choice than a parody featuring Hillary Clinton, the likely next President of the United States, as a primary character. As such, "Between the Headlines: A Lesbian Porn Parody" from Filly Films and director/performer Lily Cade seems to be just the ticket. In this labia-lapper of a release, the lovely Nina Hartley plays the role of Ms. Clinton, while Lotus Lain takes on the part of Michelle Obama. Also portrayed in the flick are the likes of Aalyiah Love (as media personality Megyn Kelly) and Lily Cade (as another media personality, Rachel Maddow). Plot-wise, the whole endeavor kicks off with an aide walking in on a lezzy tryst between Hillary and Michelle, then outing them indirectly, and things go from there. While the story in this one is decent, as are the references to political and media figures / goings-on, the sex itself seems about as ho-hum as the next four years are likely to be...nothing super-great, but nothing super-awful...just standard girl-girl fare. As such, it's hard to fully recommend this one other than to those who are politically-obsessed, bigly into dykey doings, and/or simply looking for a unique pornographic curiosity. Watching this flick does beat CNN's coverage of the electoral map, of course (...which itself is showing some surprises right now...), but not by as much as one would hope. (At least nobody's getting schlonged in this all-girl release, though there is a lot of grabbing 'em by the pussy...so Republicans can at least rejoice in that.)

In terms of the sex, Scene One brings together Nina Hartley (as Hillary Clinton) sating the frustrated desires of Lotus Lain (as a tatted Michelle Obama) in a White House bedroom. Hillary (Nina) certainly knows how to play the woman card, and it quickly becomes obvious why she's so good at bringing in the African American vote time and time again, as well. The political references throughout are clever(ish) at times, and the fingers-and-tongues action between the two is also decent enough. In Scene Two, the aide who discovered the little get-together that was the prior sequence, Vanessa Veracruz, comes home to her girl, Ela Darling, and can't wait to spread the news...and her legs. Another fingers-and-tongues, girl-on-girl affair follows, with the two lasses licking, poking, and chewing at one another's lady bits throughout. Scene Three pairs up the stunning Aaliyah Love (as Megyn Kelly) and her equally stunning intern, Zoey Monroe, for some blonde-on-blonde-on-pussy action in the news channel break-room. These two ladies are certainly hot--the hottest in the film, hands-down--and their girly-sex is palpably passionate to boot. In Scene Four, Hillary's "fixer", the big-busted vixen, Aiden Starr, and Vanessa Veracruz appeal to Lily Cade's (as Rachel Maddow) more base side in putting her under Clinton's thumb. Of course, this involves an all-girl threeway with the women working one another over orally and digitally and delighting in all that they have to offer in various ways.

Not bad. Not great. Fairly clever at times.