Bet Your Ass 7 Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  9/30/2009

Mina Leigh

Mina is looking good and standing against a wall, playing with her titties and pussy. She then plies a sex-toy to her sausage wallet, but within a minute and a half, she has her mouth running up and down on Chris Charming's cock. Once she's done blowing the guy, Mina ends up on her back, with Chris fucking the lady in missionary for a couple of minutes. Ms. Leigh shows her appreciation by servicing Chris' twig and berries (with some well-appreciated face-fucking added), and then she bends over to gets Chris' package in through the back-door. As Mina's gets her poop-chute pummeled, she also rubs her love-button for some extra pleasure. In due time, Mina ends up on her back again, this time for for a round of missionary-style anal. Naturally, Mina also goes for some missionary anal and some sitting-like sodomy (a.k.a. reverse-cowgirl anal), which soon becomes a technical DP thanks to Mina's nearby sex-toy. Following some A2M action, Chris busts a nut in Mina's mouth.

Phoenix Marie

The hot to trot Phoenix Marie quickly gets down to business by ditching her blue outfit in order to show off her booty. When suddenly confronted by Mark Ashley's cock, Phoenix goes to town, starting off with some stroking and dirty-talking before swallowing her partner's pecker. After Phoenix finishes her blowjob, Mark heads straight to Ms. Marie's butthole, with Phoenix enjoying a session of doggie-style buggery. (As expected in an anal fuck flick, there is some gaping, but nothing extreme here). Phoenix then gets on her back, with Mark alternating his cock between Phoenix's pussy and bunghole. Mark then uses a dildo to widen the breach in Phoenix's butt, then resumes fucking Phoenix's ass (and occasionally, her pussy) in missionary. Phoenix also rides Mark's pole via some cowgirl anal, and finishes things off by getting a shot of Mark's goop in her mouth.

Madison Parker

If you're up for some European-style spice, then the brunette siren known as Madison Parker is for you. She begins the party by showing off her derriere, then plying a dildo to her brown-eye. Mark Ashley soon arrives and gets to taste Madison's butthole, and then dips his wick into Madison's panini for a good old dose of regular doggie-style vaginal fucking. In about a minute though, the guy's bacon torpedo is traversing Madison's hershey highway. Mark then licks Madison's holes, which leads to him plowing the ravishing, raven-haired beauty in both of her orifices in missionary. Mr. Ashley also jackhammers Madison's pussy in cowgirl, then gets to butt-fuck Madison via some always welcome reverse-cowgirl anal. (Good hip rhythm from Madison, BTW). After riding Mark's pole, Madison doles out some A2M action, with Madison trying to swallow her partner's peg. Subsequently, Mark munches on Madison's holes again, before banging Madison's bum in missionary (thereby producing a bit of gape). Mark ends the scene by yanking his crank until coming in Madison's open mouth.

Kelly Devine

Right form the start, the camera focuses in on Kelly Devine booty. Ms. Devine gives the viewers some good glimpses of her of her holes, but soon finds herself inserting a large black buttplug/dong in her ass. Of course, when Richard Mann appears, she gets the guy's chocolate bar deep in her ass for nearly a minute of IR anal action. Kelly then stops and lavishes some A2M attention of Richard's rod, making it something of a sloppy blowjob. Soon enough, Richard returns to penetrating Kelly's hind-hole, this time in doggie-style, which earns him some more oral loving. The party continues with Kelly's dookie-hole getting probed via missionary-anal, piledriver anal some cowgirl-style riding (with the vast majority of it done in anal) and some doggie--style anal., all before Richard fires off his load onto Kelly's tongue. But wait! The show doesn't end until some white man-hose appears POV-style and gets jerked until it erupts onto Kelly's face.

Tia Ling

For the last scene, Tia begins her visual seduction on a bed, beckoning lustful thoughts thanks to her proffered hols. Then out comes a butt plug, which finds its way into Tia's rectum. The self-sodomizing eventually ends, and Tia finds her significant other, Mark Ashley, jerking his johnson to some online porn-action. Well, Tia certainly wastes no time in giving Mark's member the real thing, starting with some head. Much to Tia's credit, she scarfs down Mark's schlong, then gets on all fours so Mark can lick and finger both her pussy and butthole. After a while, Mark gets to stick his stiffie into Tia's hot twat while fingering Tia's bunghole. But of course, Mark's meat-missile soon finds a new target...deep in Tia's ass. For the next few minutes, Tia's butthole gets exercised via doggie-style anal, and some scissors like pumping before Tia's brown-eye gets revisited by the aforementioned butt-plug. Don't worry, though, because the cock in hole action returns with some doggie-style anal, cowgirl vaginal fucking and reverse-cowgirl anal. The scene ends with Tia stroking Mark's cock off, deep inside inside her mouth.

The DVD

The folks definitely did some of the right things to ensure some quality shots in the various scenes. The extras ain't too shaby, either. For starters, there are a dozen Trailers, a Behind the Scenes Segment, a Photo Gallery, and a Cumshot Recap.

The Wrap-Up

Johnni Darko and crew did a fine job with Bet Your Ass 7. Phoenix Marie, Tia Ling and Madison lived up to my expectations. Kelly Devine's scene wasn't bad, and Mina Leigh left me with a great first impression. Overall, thumbs up.