Bet Your Ass 7 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/22/2009

The Little Details

Running Time: 121 min.

Production Date: 7 / 7 / 2009

Director: Jonni Darkko

Cast: Kelly Divine, Madison Parker, Mina Lee, Phoenix Marie, Tia Ling, Chris Charming, Mark Ashley, and Richard Mann

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: What I've seen of this series has been absolutely fantastic. I can't help but have extremely high expectations for this release.

Initial Reaction:

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting anal action that revolves around well captured action and chemistry

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an anal movie that's all about how nasty the girls can get

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and nicely balanced with the music moving in and out of the scenes a little. There are a couple background noises, which is definitely not the norm with Jonni Darkko, but they never interfere with the action much. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks very nice. It's clear and smooth for a movie that's obviously shot by hand, and there's some nice care towards the lighting with a little natural light also being mixed in.

Music: There's a bit of music to start off each scene. It normally dominates the audio with a good beat and then disappears as the sex starts.

Menus: The main menu is fun with a nice little bit of animation and a clip of the action. The chapter menu also shows some nice care, and lets you choose between two spots for each girl based on her name and a clip of her scene.

The Feature

The Bet Your Ass series keeps things simple. Each scene starts out with a bit of tease and masturbation until the guy arrives. The guy often helps his partner warm up her ass, and isn't threatened by any kind of toy she might be using. As soon as they're ready, they get on with the fucking and make sure to mix in plenty of anal before going with a facial finish.

Dark haired beauty Mina starts out in a little black corset top with a pleated skirt showing off for Jonni before pulling out her tits to play with and rubbing her pussy. She quickly moves on to bring a class dildo into the mix and fucks her pussy with the toy before sucking it clean while fingering her ass. When Chris arrives with a hard cock she sucks it as he works the toy on her pussy before laying back so he can fuck her missionary style. Mina sucks his cock a little more before letting him drive it into her derriere doggie and missionary style. She also gets up to bounce her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style and kicks it up a notch by adding her toy back in her pussy for a technical DP. Mina hops off to suck and stroke Chris's cock until it explodes in her mouth and on her face with a slightly below average pop.

This is a hot scene. As always Jonni Darkko shows himself to be a master behind the camera capturing the action extremely well as well as making Mina look fantastic. There's nice chemistry through the scene and I love how even Mina seems surprised as to how well she can take Chris up her ass. This is a very nice scene to start the movie.

Dirty blonde Phoenix chest herself out in a mirror wearing only a little turquoise shirt before gesturing to be followed as she shows off her asshole and nice big tits. When Mark arrives she happily drops down to start stroking his cock while giving him plenty of great eyes. She teases him a bit and gives him plenty of trash talk as she strokes him before letting him lay back and sucking it. Mark eats her pussy a little as they turn it into a sixty-nine before going directly to spearing her shitpussy doggie style. Phoenix lays back for Mark to fuck her pussy a little missionary style before he works his way between her holes. Mark also works on her ass with a glass toy and pile drives each of her holes and lets her bounce her ass on his cock cowgirl style before going back to fucking it from behind. Finally, Phoenix gets down to take Mark's pop in her mouth and swallows it all down with a smile.

This is a darn hot scene. Phoenix looks great, and does a very good job playing to the camera. She gives it plenty of very nice looks as well as no shortage of trash talk, and at the same time never forgets about Mark. There's great chemistry between them as she constantly urges him to give her more and takes it all extremely well. This scene worked every bit as well as I hoped it would.

Dark haired covergirl Madison starts her scene out in a little purple and white athletic inspired outfit along with matching legwarmers and purple heels. She pulls down her short shorts and teases him before putting a large clear plug to work on her asshole with plenty of naughty smiles. Mark arrives and admires her ass before eating it, lubing it up, and fucking her pussy and then her asshole from behind. Mark eats her holes from behind and keeps it up as she lays back in a chair before fucking each of her holes missionary style with Madison urging him on. Madison also gets a cowgirl style pussy fucking and a reverse cowgirl anal ride before getting a nice and sloppy throat fucking, and then lays back for a little more ass eating and missionary style shithole spearing. Finally Madison gets down and sucks Mark to a nice facial that she cleans up and plays with as the camera fades out.

This is a darn hot scene. Madison looks fantastic and does a great job taking it up the ass. She and Mark have great chemistry through the scene, and I love how they seemed to be urging each other on throughout it. There's a great mix of oral, pussy fucking, and anal sex through the scene, but the focus never seems to move much away from the ass. This scene worked very well for me and has me looking forward to seeing more of Madison in the future.

Brunette Kelly shows off her ample ass in a little pink bra, garter belt, and stockings before sucking on a big black inflatable dildo while talking about her love of black cocks, especially in her ass. She slides it in and gives it a few pumps as she fucks her ass before saying that she wants something bigger as Richard arrives with a cock for her to stroke as he takes over fucking her with the toy. He pulls the toy out to fuck Kelly's ass missionary style before letting her suck and stroke his cock with Melly seeing just how much of his cock she can fit down her throat. Kelly mixes in a little more oral for Richard as he fucks her ass balls deep from behind, and almost takes him balls deep in her mouth as well. Kelly lays back for Richard to fuck her ass good and deep missionary style as well as giving it up for an anal pile driver and an anal cowgirl ride both on a couch and in midair. They go back to doggie style buttfucking before Richard finally dribbles a small pop in Kelly's mouth that she swallows down before taking another small dribble on her face that she spits back out. She even takes a few white guy loads on her face with each of them being much more impressive than both of Richard's loads combined.

This is a pretty hot scene that ended up being very hit or miss for me. Kelly seems to be more than a little into spit, which did nothing for me, but also looks like she loves to push herself with huge cocks, which I can definitely get into. She gets a little overly vocal and needy through the scene, and that's the impression that stuck with me the most watching the scene. The scene also fell a little short compared to the others due to some of the editing in the middle with the action cutting between Kelly sucking Richard's cock and taking it up the ass doggie style. The footage is good, but it just doesn't feel like it flows and instead feels like it's caught in a bit of a repetitive loop. This isn't a bad scene, but it is quite easily the weakest in the movie.

Asian hottie shows off on a bed wearing a pair of black fishnets before fingering her ass and grabbing a large buttplug to stretch it out with. She even moves by a mirror to enjoy the show before the action cuts to her in the bathroom coming out to catch Mark stroking himself to some internet porn. Tia happily offers him the real thing before dropping down to start sucking Mark's cock and pausing the porn to kill the distraction. She takes him all the way down her throat while giving him some great eyes and nice smiles as she works him over orally before they head to the bedroom where he dives right in eating her holes from behind. Mark moves on to fuck her pussy from behind while playing with her ass before moving up to spear her shitpussy from behind. Mark fucks her ass from behind with the toy before stretching it out with his cock in each of the cowgirls, and finally lets her suck and stroke him to a pop in her mouth.

This is a pretty hot scene. Although I have mixed feelings about the touch of story as the scene moves past the tease, I also like that it gives the movie a touch more variety. Tia is good looking with a great body, and she shows that she definitely knows how to use it here. This is a good scene that works well to close out the movie.

Bet Your Ass 7 is a very nice addition to what's been a great anal sex series. Jonni Darkko does a very nice job starting each scene out with plenty of nicely done tease, and I like how sometimes he just teases with a light anal show and sometimes he lets the girls give a good show of what they can do. I also like how Jonni mixed the scenes up with a little interracial and a little Asian action rather than just letting it be a bunch of white guys fucking white girl ass. He captures all of the action with a great artistic eye, but also one that never loses sight of the sex or the chemistry that's being generated in the scenes. Mina Leigh, Madison Parker, and Phoenix Marie turned out my favorite scenes here, and while Kelly Divine did fall a bit short due to some of the editing and a needy feeling, even her scene was above the average level. Bet Your Ass 7 is a pretty straightforward fuck flick, but shows that sometimes simplicity with attention to the right details is all one needs for success.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Cum to Order, Boob Bangers 6, Load Sharing 2, Suck it Dry 6, E For Eva , Asian Fucking Nation 3, Bet Your Ass 6, Girls Love Girls 3, Throat Fucks, Wet Food, Angels of Debauchery 7, and Bodacious Booty 2. The photo gallery lasts about five and three quarter minutes with about five seconds per rotating snapshot or full screen photo. Filmographies are included for each of the girls including their other Evil Angel releases and a still of the girl. There's also a cast listing by scene, a behind the scenes featurette, cumshot recaps, and weblinks.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about twelve and a half minutes. Mina starts out talking about her upcoming day filled with sex, losing her anal cherry in a public bathroom, and various sex acts as well as showing off a bit. Madison is next, who talks about being from Budapest, working with other Evil directors, sex, and loving America before showing off. This is a nice little behind the scenes featurette. Granted, I normally like to see each of the girls included in a behind the scenes featurette, but you get such nice personality and eye candy from each of the girls here that I really can't complain about it only being two girls. If most other behind the scenes featurettes limited themselves as well as this one does, it would definitely pick up the average BTS featurette. This is a very nice addition to the overall DVD.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, toys, masturbation, anal, DP (technical), ass to mouth, and interracial

Raincoat Factor: Borderline extreme

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, most of Evil Angel’s DVDs can be found online for between about $18 and $30, with a few stores offering them in the $20 range. As usual with Jonni Darkko, this one's well worth the money. The movie is straightforward but very well done and has a great focus on ass. The technical aspects show some nice care and the extras, although limited, show some very nice care and effort. This is a nicely done DVD that I can't help but recommend.

Note to Evil Angel / Jonni Darkko: Thank you for showing how effective simple with plenty of care can be.

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