Best by Private 87: Top 100 Cumshots Review

Reviewed by Fergus  on  12/12/2008

Basically, each scene is a still picture of the girl or girls, with their name/s, then usually between thirty seconds and two minutes of oral or handjob or fucking or the guy jacking off, then the cumshot, and usually thirty seconds or a minute of post cum cock-loving from the girl/s. Several scenes go straight to the cumshot, but almost all have that post cum bit of fun. 90% of the cumshots are facials, but there's a creampie, a few on tits and two into one lucky lady's sphincter.

I didn't actually count them but I'd say the cover doesn't lie - 81 girls and 100 cumshots. The girls are all sexy and some are just stunning. It won't take a mathematical genius to calculate that the ratio means these are mostly one-on-one cumshots, rather than the multiple guy cum-showers Private made its name with.

The cumshots are, erm, cumshots. Some good, some dribbles, most okay, a few spurting hosers and a few cum-glazed faces. Seven or eight scenes have two or three guys, a few with one guy and two girls, one with three guys and two girls. What's a bit irritating is that these are definitely not the top 100 cumshots from Private's formidable archive of ejaculations.

Instead, what you get is a sort of extended promo/teaser for the last four or five years of Private productions. That's fine, there are some very hot mini-scenes in here, and a good number of point-of-view scenes (mainly Toni Ribas' stuff, I think), which is relatively new stuff for Private. You get a glimpse of all the Private stars you might not have noticed yet (mmmm Lucy Belle) and equally of all your recent favourites (mmmm Angel Dark).

I'm not sure if Private have ever really done a collection of their most extraordinary cumshots. The first Cumshot Deluxe was good, but focused on girls rather than cumshots. Maybe it's just a problem of finding the right criteria. Biggest individual load? Most cum ending up on the babe? Most guys cumming at once? Their old video quality certainly wasn't the equal of current hi-def, and the hairstyles and clothes definitely date a scene, but maybe they could separate a compilation by years. If they'd like to email me I could give them a list of at least thirty of their cumshots that deserve a 'Top 100' place before most of these.

On the other hand, if you're not trying to evaluate Private's goo-shooting history in extensive detail and you just want to see beautiful women and jerking jism, this'll do the trick.