Battle Of the Asses Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  6/26/2009

Ok fans time for a big dose of ASS!!! Director Sam No has assembled some big juicy booties who are set to wiggle their way into your hard on's so let's get right to it.

Alexis Texas:

What a fine way to start here too with Alexis who definitely has the ass required for any big booty movie. We open with some fantastic upward looking shots courtesy of Sam's camera and she also gets into a running conversation with Alexis, the ladies discuss world peace, the econony and oh yeah Alexis's rather large and perfect round bottom!! The action then shifts outdoors as we get some really good views of that ass, Sam is keeping up with the ground shots too which just do an amazing job of showing off her ass, Alexis is good with the eye looks too when the shot swings up to her. I have to give kudos here, the tease was just awesome, ASS,ASS,ASS and more ASS so you can easily work a load out just to that. Moving on we get Michael Stefano brought in and Alexis welcomes him to the scene by standing over and smothering his face-- hey if ya gotta go I'm down with checking out this way. After some wonderful ass worship by Stefano he whips out his cock and Alexis is all over that bad boy. The sexual positions were very ass friendly too so if you're wanting as much of Alexis's ass in the shots during the scene this definitely hits the right note and then some. Michael ends up splooging on that big round bottom too to close it out. The other ladies have a high mark to hit after this opener.

Kelly Divine:

The next scene opens with a shot of running water, a sheet of it just cascading down then we work Kelly into the shot and well her ass immediately grabs your attention and Sam gets right there going with the upward angle again and it's just perfect to show off her ass. Kelly works in some sexy eye looks too, gazing down at us with a sinful stare. We have ass oozing everywhere here and it's just a butt fans dream cum true the shots you're getting. Saw Kelly just a couple weeks ago in LA and saw a few good ass shots there but here it's just out of this world, no talking yet either just the music and Kelly's body language which is doing all the communicating needed. I'll say it here again, you can easily work out a load just with what's shot for her tease, it's that good. The action then heads inside where Kelly's joined by Mark Ashley and he's in the perfect spot, kneeling with that ass right in his face. Mark's always good with the oral both to the girls pussy and ass so no surprise here that this looked great. No early bj which I do like to see but Mark's oral assault to both holes got his cock all hard'n'ready so we get some great pumping in mish and then it's on to cowgirl anal which is just amazing to watch with Kelly. You also get great anal drilling in doggie too and it's during another round of doggie later we get Mark's load being sprayed down upon it.

Ava Rose:

So far, so very good for ass luvers and with Ava Rose in the house it promises to only get better. The next scene begins with a return to Sam chatting with her lady. The question she asks is funny too, something along the lines of do you know how big your ass is and Ava's response was equally funny, LARGE!!Ava's in jeans too and Sam gets in position with the upward angle. Ava works in a good squat and you'll notice her lace thong is peeking out above her jeans. Ava keeps on doing the sexy poses too, the jeans working just a little lower. The doggie shot with her arching that ass up, superb. So finally we get the jeans pulled down for a good ass cheek walk! The views get better when the jeans are gone and AVa is just in her white top which also goes away leaving only her skimpy lingerie to go. Now we're back outside and more running water is worked into the shot and Ava is awesome with the posing, some slo-mo shots here too. Miss Rose then works those bottoms off and we get some fine water play as Ava gets down in the water which is still pouring down around her. Heading back in now, all dry but we get Manuel Ferrara as the male talent so I don't suspect Ava will remain dry for long!! We've had great guys so far too, each is known for their oral exploits and Manuel does great face burying in Ava's ass and then flipping over we get the pussy munched on too. Saw this in another scene for this title, we get Manuel working his cock between her ass cheeks ala titty fucking but with her ass instead. Manuel moves in then for a little pounding here followed by P2M from Ava and then hello, it's Cowgirl time and that means more wonderful ass footage. They hit the ass/ titty fucking shot again for the pop, Manuel launches several rockets of jizz which reach halfway up her back as well as some staying close to home on her bottom.

Rachel Starr:

Ok we keep on going and up next Rachel who was gone for the biz for about a year but she's back! Another good chat with Sam and her girl. We get right to the crux of the matter with some ass quivering tease shots, no panties too so we get the pussy, ass everything in the shot. Gotta love the cowgirl pose too, arching the ass, shaking it. Rachel definitely fits in with the girls we've seen so far. So we hit the outdoors again, Sam following behind and shooting up as we get the ass luvin dvd has been so good with. Rachel might have been gone for a short time but lost nothing in the interim, great ass shaking and doing the whole communicating without talking. Rachel's got some nice titties too, getting them all wet and doing the ripped shirt shot where we see the boobs revealed. Water is then poured down in massive amounts over her ass, really not much else to say other than this dvd has done an excellent job with the ass teases each scene. Marco Banderas is then brought in for a little kissing, ass/ pussy caressing and Rachel works in more quivering of that bottom. This nicely moves to a blowjob from Rachel who has been away so the porn penis hunger needs to be satisfied! Sam works in a nice underneath shot here which this time shows off her tits during the bj. Moving inside we hit the sex, cowgirl was so good Marco had to slow the pumps rather than avoid an early pop. Doggie then, standing cowgirl and they hit reverse too where Rachel does a nice grind for us as Sam looks up with her shot. The pop comes from spoon with her ass turned facing out to us, Marco moves up for a facial with cleanup from Rachel so indeed welcome back.

Pinky & Cherokee D'Ass:

We end this title with a couple of sistas and Sam must be in ass heaven here as we got big juicy bottom filling the entire screen, two of them!!! More good upclose shots too and she's got a lotta ass here to capture, sometimes your job is even more fun than usual, this is probably such an occasion for Sam getting two big bootys to enjoy. Twice the ass quivering for your porno dollar!! Sam is very appreciative with her comments to the ladies, thanking them for the big booties and inspiring all the white girls! So the trio head outside for more tease, Sam getting right up on Pinky's ass at one point as she strolled along-- those ass cheeks are a lethal weapon, sure to crack any nut put between them!! Not to be left out we get some solo tease time with Cherokee too and I'd say her ass was also certified a porn lethal weapon with the shots we're given, the ladies then go side by side for more ass shaking-- this might've measured on a richter scale if one had been nearby. The girls still outside work in some bubbly, meaning champagne, spilling some all over their asses, I'm no fan of it but I'd be all over licking it up. I shoudl've known we would see Michael Stefano in this scene, I've seen some excellent work from him with the sistas and he's in porno heaven for him here. That face spends quality time buried in each ass, then he gets the girls double stacked and this allows for even easier access for his face/ tongue. No early bj but his cock didn't need to be stimulated, he was rock hard as he starts off with doggie pounding to each lady. We keep the ass friendly shots coming when they move on next to cowgirl with P2OGM from each girl too. Michael then gets on the floor in the classic shot for a bj but now we have him in it and the ladies press their asses back into his face. We get some anal too for Cherokee before Michael finishes off drilling Pinky's pussy ending with the load decorating it. The girls then rub asses helping to spread his cum all over each tush then Cherokee moves around to lick at her friends ass as it wiggles.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans this was about as good an ass themed title as you'll find without an emphasis on anal included. The sheer amount of time devoted to just shooting a girls ass was staggering in this and will be much appreciated by all ass luvers who will pick this one up and I'd urge an instant purchase for this one if you're into asses, this one delivers. To top it off in the extras you get a bonus scene and I only need to say four words-- Kristina Rose, Alexis Texas-- if this doesn't put buying this one over the top for ya then I'm not sure what else I can say. Sam does a wonderful job in this and clearly shots she's a fan of asses and appreciates them to no end delivering so many juicy ass close ups. You also get some BTS but it's a short one, still more time with Alexis Texas isn't something to miss. Bravo Sam and I'm fairly certain you'll want to do another one of these.