Baker's Dozen 2 (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/23/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 137 min.

Production Date: 7 / 21 / 2004

Director: Brandon Iron

Cast: Alex Devine, Julie Night, Kami Andrews, Missy Monroe, Taylor Kross, Taylor Rain, Trista Post, Julian, Manuel Ferrara, Tony Ribas, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, and lots of uncredited guys

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I’ve heard great things about this series, and with a great line-up of Adult DVD Talkers I’m looking even more forward to it!

Initial Reaction: Although I don’t care for Taylor Rain, it’s pretty hot.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot sex and monster facials

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesn’t like group or oral sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced for most of the movie, but some of it does have a bit of camera noise. The video is very nicely done. It’s clear and free of pixelation, as well as being nicely lit. This is a nice looking and sounding DVD.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu shows some nice care, blending stills, animation, and a bit of the movie. The chapter menu shows some very good care as well, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girls in each scene.

The Feature

With Baker’s Dozen, Brandon Iron goes after the cream filling. The main girl in each scene gets to suck off at least a dozen guys and have them cum on her face at the end. If she’s lucky she gets a little help in cleaning herself up, and she also gets fucked before or after the oral gangbang.

Scene 1 - Trista Post, Toni Ribas, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, and lots of other guys

Nice looking brunette Trista starts things out in a see-through black top with a pink and black skirt talking about what she’s about to do and showing off her great natural rack before stripping down to show the rest of her wonderfully natural body. She diddles herself, working her pussy up to three fingers and slapping her ass before asking for a bit of cock. The guys magically appear and Trista takes the first one she can into her throat, and follows suit as she turns around and leans forward and back to suck every cock around her regardless of color or hardness. After taking them on all at once, Trista has the guys line up and makes her way down the lines letting them fuck her face. Finally, she has them cum all over her face so that barely no part of her face isn’t covered with guy goo. Toni shows up a bit late, and really likes what he sees, so Brandon has Trista clean off her face a little. She wipes it off and into her mouth before Toni pulls her back to a couch and has her ride him in both cowgirls. Toni plays with Trista’s ass as she rides him, and after he spoons her pussy a bit Trista has him fuck her ass. She sucks it clean and lets Toni work her pussy over with his fingers until she squirts all over. Trista lets Toni fuck her ass from behind, and takes him into her throat to clean his cock off a couple times before Toni gives her one last facial. Trista tries to collect every last drop and swallows it down.

This is a great scene to start things with. I love Trista’s natural look, and there’s a little something about her that reminds me a lot of the lovely Tricia Devereaux. She looks like she’s having a lot of fun as she takes on the guys orally, and keeps the same spirit going as she takes on Toni solo. I love how her squirt seems natural and like a surprise to her, and her nasty side helps things out just as much. This is an extremely hot scene and definitely starts the movie out on a high note.

Scene 2 - Taylor Rain and Julian

Taylor starts out her scene admiring a rainbow sprinkle donut and having a bite while waving her ass in the air wearing only a pair of pink panties. After she gets a few bites of her donut, Taylor’s given Julian’s joystick to play with, which she takes into her throat several times while giving him some great eyes. Julian gives Taylor’s ass a slap while she pulls off her panties, and then buries his bone in her beaver missionary style. Taylor hops on top for a cowgirl ride before letting Julian spear both her holes from behind. Taylor even lets him spoon her ass before sucking his cock clean and going back for an anal cowgirl ride. Finally, Taylor strokes Julian’s cream filling into her mouth. She swallows it down, wipes up a little of what’s left with a donut, and then swallows that down.

This is an okay scene. I know a lot of people are really taken with Taylor, but she rarely does anything for me. I can appreciate her performance here, but once again she just does nothing for me other than make me think of her as a white trash slut (and not in the good way).

Scene 3 - Taylor Rain, Alex Divine, Taylor Kross, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, and lots of guys

After Taylor finishes with Julian, she demands a dozen more pops. Brandon lets her go and pick out a dozen guys. She shows off her ass for them before going over to suck Arnold’s cock. She makes her way down the line sucking the others before having them all gather round her so she can suck them until they cover her face with cum. She lets them glaze her face with their cock cream, and although she closes her eyes in self defense she never shies away from it. As the guys get close to finishing things up, Taylor’s joined by Taylor Kross and Alex Divine, who share the last facial and then lick it off Taylor’s face. At Brandon’s urging they eat all the cum off Taylor’s face.

This is a scene that didn’t do much of anything for me. I don’t really care for oral scenes and I don’t care too much for Taylor Rain. Although I can appreciate Taylor doing a good job here, I didn’t see anything that was able to draw me past those minor dislikes.

Scene 3 - Alex Divine, Taylor Kross, and lots of guys

After sandy brunette Alex and dark brunette Taylor, who has a gaudy nose ring that does nothing for me, clean off Taylor Rain’s face, they stick around to get a little stick themselves. The let the guys surround them and go right to work sucking and stroking as many cocks as they can get. Finally, they put their heads together and let the guys see how much cum their can put on their faces. Alex takes the brunt of the facials, but Taylor takes a bit to her face as well. After the guys are done, Taylor and Alex lick each other’s face clean and swallow it all down.

This is a little better oral scene. The girls look like they love sucking cock and they go at it with such intensity that it’s hard not to like the scene. They mix in some nice trash talk as they suck and stroke the guys, and I was left wanting to see more of Alex in the future. This scene is faulted as well, though, since it’s fairly short and the pop shots seem to last as long as the cocksucking. This is a pretty good scene that would have been better with more cocksucking and less stroking and waiting for the pop.

Scene 5 - Missy Monroe, Kami Andrews, Julie Night, and Manuel Ferrara

When Manuel takes Brandon deep into the desert, they head to hot and natural blonde Missy’s house. She answers the door in a boner-inducing burgundy bra and panties, and lets him know that the “Trespassers Will Be Eaten” sign on the door means that she’ll have to eat him if he trespasses on her property. Manuel eagerly trespasses, and is greeted with a punishing kiss during which he gropes her tits and ass. He drops down to check out her ass with his tongue and fingers before Missy drops down to choke on his cock. Manuel has Missy lean against the doorway so he can fuck her from behind before they head inside. Manuel has Missy stick four fingers into her ass before he fucks her pussy from behind before rolling her over to eat her pussy and fuck her ass. Missy strips off her outfit before climbing up for an anal cowgirl ride, and even lets Manuel slide a few fingers into her ass with his cock when he spoons it. As she gets down to take her facial, she’s joined by a ton of other guys. They watch as Missy sucks Manuel before calling for help that’s answered by Julie and Kami. They decide there’s too many people to service inside, so they head outside and kneel down to work the guys over. They have the guys move around so that they can all suck cock, but let Missy have the facials. There’s well over a dozen guys, and it takes over ten minutes for them all to cum on her face. It runs down onto her tits, and after the guys finish things up Kami and Julie come in to clean her up. If that’s not enough, Missy goes in for a bite of donut and lets another half dozen guys pop on her face.

This is a great final scene. Manuel and Missy definitely start things out on a high note with some hot and energetic sex. When it shifts to the oral portion of the scene the girls do just as great a job as Missy did at the start. It’s the facial finish that really makes the scene stand out, which is nothing short of amazing. It takes forever for the guys to finish, yet Missy just takes it while waiting and demanding more. This is a great scene to bring things to a close with, and definitely has me wanting to see more from Missy Monroe!

Baker’s Dozen 2 is a pretty hot porno. I like how it mixes up oral gangbangs with regular sex scenes. The oral aspects normally doesn’t work for me, but here it works better than most in two of the three oral scenes. Trista definitely started things off great for me and Missy did a great job finishing things up. Actually, I think the entire movie worked for me with the exception of Taylor Rain, who I just can’t get into with very few exceptions. Even not caring for her I can’t say that she doesn’t look like she enjoys sex, which makes her perfect for this movie. All of the girls look like they love sex, and Brandon does a great job focusing on them. Normally the camera focusing so heavily on the girls doesn’t work for me too well, but here Brandon makes it work by knowing when to let the guys into the picture. He also knows how to show enough of the guys so that sometimes you know that you don’t want to see them. In the end, Baker’s Dozen 2 is another winner from Brandon Iron that’s well worth checking out if you like massive facials.

The Extra Stuff

As usual, Platinum X has put plenty of effort into their extras. To start out with, there’s the usual extras such as a bio for Brandon Iron, website info, and a photo gallery which lasts over six minutes with about eight seconds per good looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Interracial Lust 3, Julian’s POV All-Stars, Teens Revealed 4, and Jewel De’Nyle’s Last Movie. There’s also plenty of extra sex and behind the scenes featurettes.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly ten minutes. After a quick chat with Trista, things move on to Taylor, who chats with Brandon as well as stretching her ass open for him. She gives Julian a handjob before showing off her ass to the gangbang guys. Things move on for a quick chat with Taylor and Alex before Missy shows off for the camera and talks a little to it. Finally, Brandon checks out Missy, Kami, and Julie as they take on the dozen. For its length, this is a very well done behind the scenes. I really like how all of the girls were included, and how Brandon mixed things up a bit around the shoots. Personally I could have done with a little less of Taylor Rain, but I know there’s a lot of people out there who are a heck of a lot more taken with her than I am. This is a nicely done behind the scenes featurette.

The photo shoot also lasts nearly ten minutes. Needless to say, this featurette captures Brandon and his crew shooting the photos. There’s both sexual photos and pretty girls, and it moves nicely throughout the entire production. It’s an okay featurette, but does add nicely to the overall package.

The bonus sex lasts nearly fifteen minutes. Taylor starts it off with a bit of cocksucking before it moves on with Alex joining in and then onto Missy, Kami, and Julie sucking cock. It continues with Missy giving Manuel a full oral going-over on a staircase as he spanks and fingers her ass. He moves on to fuck Missy from behind in each of her holes before letting her taste her ass and taking her upstairs. This is a very good collection of extra footage. The only complaint I can really have is that it doesn’t include anything from Trista Post. With what’s here, it’s a pretty minor complaint but something that would really irk me if I was a big fan of Trista.

More Tease Please - Missy Monroe

More Tease Please lasts almost six minutes. Missy starts things off stripping down to show off her great natural body before playing with each of her holes. She sucks her ass off her fingers and even fucks it with a long double dong. Of course Missy doesn’t shy away from sucking her ass off it too, and reams herself in a couple positions. Finally, Missy waves goodbye.

This is a great little scene. Missy keeps a soft feeling about her masturbation while being extremely nasty, and it really gives the scene a great feel. It goes beyond just a little tease, and had me standing at full attention before the first minute was done. This is a great little scene, and a fantastic extra.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, masturbation, oral, interracial, anal, ass to mouth, squirting, swallowing, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Platinum X DVDs can be found online for between $13 and $25, with a good portion of the stores offering them for under $20. This one’s well worth the lower end. The girls really do a great job in the movie and Brandon captures it very well. The technical aspects have a few very minor problems, but are mostly well done and there’s a lot of care put into the extras. This is a very well done DVD.

Note to Platinum X Pictures / Brandon Iron: Thank you for putting so much care into your DVDs rather than just slapping out a movie with nothing else! It is noticed and appreciated.

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