Bachelor, The (All Worlds) Review

Reviewed by onyxwonder  on  7/19/2005

This is a spoof on a popular reality series with the same name. There are four scenes to this movie with Barrett Long billed as the star of this title.

The first scene starts out with Barrett Long and Rocky. Long shows up at Rocky's door for a date but it never happens. Before you know it Long has Rocky's cock in his mouth. Then before too long the favor is retruned with Rocky being treated to sucking Long's foot long uncut tool. The scene shifts to both men pleasuring themselves while watching one another. More oral pleasures ensue, then Rocky take the ride down on Long's dong.
Rocky sits down on Long but not fully, then again something as big as that would probably intimidate me too. Thier position doesn't change at all throughout the scene until Long cums. He throws his legs over his head and shoots his face and mouth.

The next scene invovles Raul and the dreamy Cameron Fox. After his tryst with Rocky, Barrett leaves the room for a smoke and spies Raul and Fox in a shower making out. It transitions into Raul licking Fox's hefty hanger, and Fox is appreciative. Barrett looks on unnoticed stroking his dick through his dress pants. The action turns and Fox turns Raul around massaging his pierced nipples as Raul lets loose a small shot onto the glass. Then, Cameron teases and pushes his dick inside Raul's already slick, wet ass.
This goes on for awhile until Cameron shoots his wad on Raul's chest. Long still looking, looks in admiration sees the end result and walks away.

The third scene starts out with Barrett and Danny Rhymes ending a lunch date. Danny excuses himself to use the bathroom, where we get to watch him urinate. It's not long until Long comes in to check on Danny. I should be more on point. Danny sees Barrett comes in and begins to chow down on Barrett's member. The initial shot on this is a good one. You really get to see the size of Barrett's dick and his amazing low hanging balls. Danny plays with Barrett's foreskin lick and running his tongue all inside. I can't imagine but Danny get tired of choking on the dick and turns him around in the bathroom and starts eating his ass. The action then moves to the bedroom where Long strips Danny and does some love-sucking of his own. Danny can't take it anymore and has to have that dick inside him.

Barrett must be a bad date because his next date, Jack Ryan, has been stood up. Jack knocks on the door to see what could be keeping his hung date. He walks into the bedroom and sees what's been keeping him. He spies on them and is caught. Barrett asks Jack to join in on the action. So, this date turns into a 3-way with Barrett still fucking Danny, while Danny is blowing Jack. Then everyone's attention turns to Jack with the other two men serivicing his dick. The action moves again with Jack rimming the daylights out of Barrett. Now, proving that all large-dicked men are tops, Long bottoms for Jack and Long looks like he's enjoying the hell out of it. Danny comes back into the pictures to help give it to Barrett in both holes. Jack cums on Barrett's back. Danny cums on Barrett's chest. And Barrett shoots his face while laying on his back.

The final scene is an all out orgy with all the performers minus Danny Rhymes. A little hurt, Long tells Cameron and Raul to get the ball rolling after seeing what he saw the other night and not getting to join in. This coupling just escalates in to all man-sex. Barrett and Raul bottom for all the others and the moneyshots were standard.

Overall this was an OK movie, it was more sex by the numbers if anything, but just looking at Long's schlong makes the viewing a little better.

The audio and video quite good but, like with most All Worlds DVD titles, there are very little to no extras. They have the standard scene selection with photo gallery.