Bachelor, The (All Worlds) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/8/2004

I know there was a TV show called THE BACHELOR but I never watched it. I did however watch a show called BOY MEETS BOY and this film is very like that. In that show—as in this film—a desirable guy was to pick a guy from among numerous humpy contestants. It was disappointing that sack time was not part of that program. Here, of course, it is.

Barrett Long is has just inherited a house and money from his aunt. He is also coming out, but the bar scene is not for him so he has arranged for five guys to compete on this supposed TV show to become his companion and share his house, his fortune, and his twelve inch uncut cock.

Jack Ryan, tells us he is an actor (euphemism for waiter) who hopes to be spotted on this TV show.

Rocky is a student who wants the money to pay off his student loans.

Danny Rhymes is a size-queen who has heard about Barrett’s twelve-inch cock.

Two late arrivals are Cameron Fox and Raul, but they almost put themselves out of the competition when Barrett sees them making out in the shower in the second scene. (Cameron is also very well endowed!)

When the contest begins, Rocky is up first. Barrett arrives in a tux with a bottle of champagne to suggest they have a drink before dinner. The next thing we know Barrett is slurping (not champagne) but Rocky’s cock. Rocky is soon trying to swallow Barrett’s Jeroboam. He then lies back on the bed and puts on a seductive show for Barrett. Rocky plays with himself and fingers his ass and hole. Barrett feeds him dick. Rocky cums. Then with Barrett holding it upright with both hands, Rocky sits down on the fleshy wonder.

The shower scene with Cameron fucking Raul is followed by a date with Barrett and Danny. Danny thanks him for lunch and says he has to pee. We follow Danny into the john where he releases a fair load of piss. Barrett follows him in, too, and reaches around to hold Danny’s cock. Danny wastes no time in falling to his knees to unbutton Barrett’s trousers and get at that big dick he lusts for. Danny can barely get the big bazooka in his mouth but believes he can accommodate it in the other end so he urges Barrett into the bedroom. Once there, Danny flops down on the bed completely naked and rolls over presenting his ass for Barrett’s enjoyment. Danny teases Barrett by winking his hole at him. Barrett takes aim at the inviting pucker and soon Danny’s ass is filled with what looks like an unsliced salami.

It’s time for Jack Ryan’s date. Getting no answer at the door he enters to find Barrett engaged in widening Danny’s sphincter. Barrett invites him to join them whereupon Jack strips off his clothes and feeds Danny dick. After a bit they break off and Jack lies down between them. Danny and Barrett takes turns sucking Jack’s unique cock. (The tip turns down so it looks like the Concorde.) Danny eventually takes over and Jack starts sucking Barrett. He almost swallows it all. It is an awesome achievement. Jack rims Barrett and I am surprised to see the Concorde land in Barrett’s ass. Danny’s dick fills Barrett’s other aperture. They conclude by lying side by side and jacking off. Barrett’s load flies over his head. I guess cocks are like guns. The longer the barrel the farther the bullet travels.

When everyone gathers for the elimination Danny is let go. The reason given is that he was just there for the sex. (Now let’s see. Jack is there for the TV exposure, Rocky is there for the money, and Cameron and Raul are more interested in one another. Personally, I’d have kept the one who wanted sex with me. But then I thought the guy in BOY MEETS BOY made the wrong choice, too. Oh, that I could have such a choice!)

Barrett tells Cameron and Raul that he saw them making out in the shower but they can redeem themselves if they put on a show. They suck Barrett’s flesh pole. As they do so, Rocky sucks Jack. Raul and Rocky then suck Barrett while Cameron re-fucks Raul and Rocky takes a ride on the Concorde.

A fuck sandwich occurs when Raul inserts his cock into Rocky and Jack inserts his into Raul. While they are thus engaged Cameron plugs Barrett, letting the big boy know what it’s like to have a huge cock up the ass.

The fun ends with five cum shots. Six, if you count yours.

Barrett asks the viewers to help him decide which guy to keep by emailing him. But as I would have picked the one he already let go, I can’t help him. Maybe you can.

Barrett Long is aptly named. The cock is also quite thick. His balls must hang down at least fourteen inches. The left ball descending two inches farther than the left. I have never before seen such low hangers on a person—only on a bull. When he sits on a toilet how does he keep them out of the water? They really make the spunk though.

This is a fun film. The guys are hot and the sex is very good. Repeated viewings are definitely planned for this one!