Azz Fest 5 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  12/15/2004

Azz Fest 5

Running Time: 300 min.

Production Date: May-July 2004

The Pocketcomb Premise

I can finally say I got 5 on it! This is the 5th and final episode in the Van Styles series. I’m sorry to see both this series and Van Styles’ run and V-Team to come to an end, but I’m sure it opens the door for bigger better things for all parties involved.

I have to admit that I did something I normally don’t, and that’s read other reviews prior to seeing this feature. Honestly. I think CJ and others speak on this title better than I could ever do, but I’ll throw in a little bit a chatter to wet your whistle.

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Katja Kasin

This girl is straight out the box! All you see is thighs, ass and boots. You won’t hardly hear me complain about that view. Somebody must have dared Ms. Kasin, cause she sucked all three dicks with her hands tied behind her back.

These three treated her ass like a revolving door and one sick motherfucker even attempted to fuck the heels on her shoe.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Mary Jane

This girl has made a huge transformation since Bario Barbies of her. She’s slimmer, prettier and sexier than ever. She looks like a more ethnic Ashley Blue to me and every bit as enthusiastic.

Mary Jane seemed to have some issues with anal, but she hung in there for the entire scene. At scenes end she said, “It wasn’t bad” but if you ask me, she wasn’t ready.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Angel Eyes

I’ve seen her many times and I have to say that she was the girl I least wanted to see. I never thought she was the least bit attractive, and her hair never flattered her face.

Today, this girl had it all together and I was blown away by her looks. Not only did her appearance make a 180 degree turn, her performance blew me away. Kurt Lockwood is always solid and does damage, but today I think she got the best of him. He wasn’t talking trash today, he was just trying to keep from coming too soon.

When he did come, he exploded, and old girl lapped up every drop like it was her change from a fresh $100 bill. Must see scene and hottest by far in my book.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Katrina Kraven

I always fall in love with Katrina stills, but she just comes across to rough for me in her work. Something about her in not feminine to me, and even though she had on my favorite outfit, I just didn’t buy it. She was perfect in Fight The Power , but to me, that’s the type of dirty girl she is.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Oliva O‘Lovely & Lauren Phoenix

These two looked amazing, but then again they always do. Lauren was on top of her game talking me into a frenzy. Olivia provided good support jiggling the male talents nut sack.

The action was hot, but I was distracted by Olivia. I would have liked to see her take it in the ass, or I would have much rather had her out of the scene. When it comes to ass movies, I like to see each girl give up the pooper.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 9/10

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This title was hot, and I have to give it up to male casting. Van got 4-5 guys that are highly reliable. I’m gonna give a special shout out to M. Wood. All these cats did solid work, but M. Wood is an underrated talent in my opinion.

The lighting was good, and short of a couple audio pops, the technical end was flawless. Not a completely flawless piece, but a solid goodbye to V-Team and this series.

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