Azz Fest 4 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  8/5/2004

Mika Tan

If you ain’t heard, Mika is a rare bread, Asian with Azz! She has a bullet proof set of silicone breast, an ice spewing pussy, and a mind full of filth. Mika takes on two guys in a hot DP, and made it looked like she was a seasoned fluffer.

I always thought of Mika as a big busted Asian girl. Van works miracles with his camera, he forces you to realize that this girl has a “Bunker” of Azz, and the scary part is she appears to have room in that fall out shelter.

Great star to the 4th installment, and a good nut blast for glue fans.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Jessica Darlin

Jess is one of the few porn stars that look better with age. Be sure to note the difference between aging well, and looking better with age.

This scene was quick to anal, and once again the camera work was on the money. For a minute I though the camera was mounted to Mark Woods sack. The doggy anal was a must see.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Courtney Devine

Still giving the nod to Justin Slayer for making this girl look so good. I have yet to see an image of her that comes close to her looks in Phat Cats. Her rating is only hampered by her lack of breast. For some reason she reminded me of Jeanie Pepper in this title.

The camera continued to be flawless in this scene, but the scene was way overacted by Courtney. Looked to me that maybe she was lifted on those green trees. This was my second, or third Courtney scene, and I am sold that she just doesn’t have hardcore in her.
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Pandora Dreams

Her name says it all. Pound for pound, she may have the most ass in porn. This girl is a 10 car pile up, covered by a denim skirt. This was a pretty good scene. I would have loved to see anal, but at the time this was shot Pandora was not taking backdoor deliveries. For a first scene, I’d have to say she was better than most, but I think with time she will fully release the freak inside.
Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Rosanna De La Vegas


I was sold that Pandora would be my Pocketcomb Pick, but with the first stroke in this girls ass my jaw hit the floor, and I didn’t pick it up until the titles was over. She woke the whole block with her panting and moaning.

I couldn’t write a lick during this scene the sex was so hot that I had to take my VCR out of the rack underneath my DVD player, cause this joint was on fire!
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 10/10

Van continues to make positive progress in the industry. If I owned a production company, I would ink this cat to an ownership offer.Without a doubt this is the best title in the Azz Fest series, and well worth the wait. Van only used two guys in this title, but they were solid performers. I’d rather see a dude that gets the job done than some muscle-bound, limp, pencil dick.

I heard tale that Jules J, and V. Styles were once roommates, and I can only assume that J. Jordan talks in his sleep, cause this title had the feel of a Weapons of Ass Destruction title.

If you like ass, you need to steal this title if it ain’t for sale!

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