Avengers XXX (Vivid) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  12/17/2012

Greetings porn fans. I wanted to say a few words on a title released through Vivid this year directed by Axel Braun that called itself a parody of the movie The Avengers. But after watching it I don't know if parody would be the correct term since the movie itself bore little resemblance to that actual movie released this year called The Avengers. The costumes were there and most of the big characters were present but there was virtually no story line to speak of and we never even saw Loki who was the major villain for the Hollywood version so if you are looking at this as being a take on that movie you'd be disappointed when looking for any sort of story. It was more like single scenes featuring these character wearing their costumes and having sex with each other. Not that this was a bad thing mind you because we had some hot girls in this-- Brooklyn Lee, Phoenix Marie, Danni Cole and in two scenes we enjoyed the talents of Lexi Swallow. I was actually very pleased to see her appear twice. Also they show the Hulk on the cover and he barely appears in this movie and obviously no sex for his character. Also we have Iron Man played by Dale DaBone featured prominently on the cover but again he isn't in this movie nearly as much as you'd expect him to be and no fucking for him either. They also added Spiderman to this show and detracted Capt. America so another change from the mainstream version.

This might seem like a lot of complaints but the movie itself isn't bad but just doesn't resemble The Avengers movie that came out this year. No threat to Earth is presented that would necessitate bringing The Avengers together. Lexington Steele has the Samuel L. Jackson role in this and something goes wrong with the Hulk and that's why I gather he brought the group together. We also added in Chyna as the She-Hulk and unlike the other Hulk she is able to form complete sentences, carry on a conversation and yes fuck pretty good. Now for the fucking we do get the first scene features Brooklyn Lee playing the role of Black Widow and she gets to bang one out with Hawkeye played by Eric Masterson. So the Scarlett Johnanson/ Jeremy Renner pairing that would seem to make sense comes to fruition in this release. Surprised to see no anal from Brooklyn but the costumes were great and easy to maneuver so they are able to fuck and show off the bodies.

Moving on we get Phoenix Marie and I'm pretty sure she is playing the assistant who wasn't a super hero so much in the Avengers movie as a bad ass and Phoenix can play that pretty good as evidenced by her work in the Xena parody this year. No this one does feature anal work from Miss Marie. One of the better scenes comes up next then as we have Danni Cole as the Scarlett Witch hooking up with Lexi Swallow aka Ms. Marvel for a red hot lesbian scene. No toys but lots of good pussy licking from both girls and each also does the face sitting shot on the other. I was real pleased with this scene as both ladies looked great in costume and seemed to enjoy playing with the other.

Another scene takes us to the great god of Thor played by Brendon Miller who boasts a little of his accomplishments while the She-Hulk looks on and listens attentively. Chyna, though, is ready to give him a run for his money and they two have some fun with Brendon licking her pussy before allowing the 9th Wonder of the World to suck his cock and then have her pussy thunder fucked! Not a bad facial/ tongue pop to close the scene. One more scene in this and nicely it features the return of Lexi Swallow who takes on Spidey who shows up about half way through this. It wasn't a bad choice to have Spider man in this but it was another significant change from the mainstream version. Lexi gives some head before being fucked and the scene ends with an ok facial pop.

Overall as a costume show this was awesome. Plenty of eye popping attire is shown off by the cast but this movie never really gave us a story that even remotely resembled the mainstream version. I hope and figure they will do another one and I pray they add some story to it and for gosh sakes give us a villain,no Loki or anything in this one. If the Hulk was the problem presented for this first one we never saw him after very early in the movie. What worked best in this show was the costumes and the sex was pretty solid too led by Lexi Swallow in two scenes.

This movie comes with a second disc for the extras. You get a very nice 20 plus minute BTS segment showing off some of what went on in the making of this show. You get a bonus scene too that has Spider-Woman in it who was played by Jenna Presley. We have Thor in this scene too but he is played by a different male performer, Evan Stone. Brendon was pretty good in his scene but I could have also easily seen Evan doing this as well. We never really saw Spider-Woman in this show either. There is one big reveal at the end of the Avengers parody that I won't reveal but it does set up a possibility of who will show up in the second one.

So overall this was hit 'n' miss for me. The costumes and sex were a hit but the story was a big swing and a miss for me. Certainly worth a rental because the movie looks good and has some pretty girls in it.