Asstounding (3rd Degree) Review

The next time you are stuck in traffic or otherwise board, think how many porn titles you can come up with containing the pre-fix ‘ass’, and the odds are almost all will have already been used to describe some ass related gonzo series. Top marks therefore to the marketing people at 3rd Degree, but more importantly, can this title do enough to put itself in the asscendancy (see what I’ve done there) when it comes to the crowded big butt market?

THE CAST

I wouldn’t describe the cast as A rated, certainly not when compared with a Big Wet Asses title, but I was still looking forward to reviewing my first scene with ‘it’ girl, Kagney Linn Karter and of course, the presence of anal diva, Kristina Rose, almost makes any title worth watching. There are also a decent mix of girls here, from the all natural, girl next door charm of Kristina to the augmented, blonde bimbo charms of a Kagney or Brooke.

THE MOVIE

The concept is pretty straightforward, even for a gonzo movie. Each scene begins indoors with Danny pointing his camera at the girl and complimenting her at length on her fine ass and there is then some ass worship before the guy appears. Although, the sex is obviously ass centred, there are both anal and non-anal scenes and so there should be something for everyone to enjoy.

THE SEX

STAR SCENE

“Tell that pussy who’s the man”.
Kagney Lin Karter to James Dean

It isn’t difficult to work out why Kagney Lin Karter is so popular. I think it has something to do with those baby doll looks, long blonde hair, big boobs, tight ass and little girl voice. To be completely honest, I’m more into the Tanner Mayes, girl next door look, but what really impressed me about Kagney in this scene, was her vivaciousness and her sexual energy and enthusiasm.

Quite apart from KLK’s performance however, what made this scene stand out was the range of positions showcasing Kagney’s fine ass. The scene begins with cowgirl and the sound of James’s balls slapping on her buttocks as he really bangs away, and then is followed by an imaginative position as KLK lies on top with her back to him with her legs on the couch while he thrusts away from below. There is also plenty of reverse and side-saddle action and some good doggie action on the end of the couch. The scene seems to be improvised throughout, and despite KLK begging for a creampie, it ends with the usual facial, although KLK spits some cum down her breasts.

Kristina Rose must have appeared in about three quarters of the movies that I’ve reviewed over the last twelve months, but despite her somewhat over exposure, I never seem to tire of watching her. This has much to do with her hot little body and come to bed eyes, but also her great attitude, which is in evidence here again as she almost begs Mick to tap her ass.

Highlights included some excellent oral from Miss Rose, with great use of the eyes, cowgirl and then reverse and spoon anal. The scene finishes with Kristina on her knees receiving a well deserved facial.

Shyla Styles lookalike, Brooke Haven, begins the scene with a great tease sequence, telling Danny what she intends to do to his prick and then showing him and us her meaty ass. The scene that follows is no more than OK, with the highlight being the cowgirl footage with Brooke’s stripper heels resting on Pat’s thighs.

The artist formally known as Sarah Vandella, now Sarah Sloane stars in the final scene. This scene is notable for some awesome deep-throating from Sarah and her usual over-the-top performance. There was quite a lot of ass fingering in this scene which led me to belive that we might get some anal but unfortunately I had to settle for some great missionary with Miss Sloane’s legs behind her ears and some solid cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl action. The scene concludes with a cream pie, but little seems to be squeezed out.

While I’ve never been a huge fan of Kelly Divine, I have to confess that she has a great ass, and that, combined with her love of anal, makes her a great candidate for this type of movie. Kelly always gives a solid performance and the action of note includes the initial cowgirl and then an extended missionary anal scene with great shots of penetration and Kelly’s reaction.

BONUS FEATURES

Third Degree just about provide the basics here. The BTS is quite enjoyable, particularly the footage of Kristina and the manic Sarah. Other extras include trailers, a disappointing photo gallery with no soft-core pictures and the usual cum shot loop.

OVERALL

On a superficial viewing this flick may seem depressingly average, but while I’m not sure that it has enough cheek to stand out, it does have moments to enjoy. Kagney Lin Karter certainly lives up to the hype in her scene and Kristina’s and Sarah’s scenes were very watchable. The film doesn’t offer enough to warrant a purchase but fans of Kagney and Sarah may want to pick this up as a rental.