Ass Parade 5 (Bang Bros.) Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  7/16/2007

“Ass Parade 5”
Release period: Winter, 2006
Themes: Ass obsession, anal, gonzo, group sex
Starring: Naomi, Caroline Pierce, Flower Tucci, Olivia O’Lovely, Sophie Dee and 8 other females
Directed by: Various

GENERAL IMPRESSION:
In all honesty, the “Ass Parade” series got Jules Jordan’s “Ass Worship” series beat! Currently, nobody can obsess and praise over a woman’s booty like The Bang Bros. John “Buttman” Stagliano isn’t doing it anymore like he has been for years and neither is Santino Lee. This was the very first “Ass Parade” flick I saw and I was hooked on it! Like Buttman’s flicks, a lot of time is spend obsessing over a woman’s booty, by watching a female walking, running/jogging, trying on clothes, pulling down drawers, sprinkling baby oil all on the ass, etc… It’s not as slow or obsessive as a flick by Buttman, but it’s in there. And this is what we have today to look forward to, for us ass & booty-hole lovers!

HIGHLIGHTS:
The cast is flawless, diverse and relentless. Even though there are 8 other females who are unknown! This may have been one of Naomi’s very first scenes. This is when she was naturally beautiful and had all that ass on her. She shares a scene with the beautiful-as-fuck Caroline Pierce and another girl. They all have some group sex with a white dude with a big dick. The ass obsession in this scene is so obsessive and ridiculous that it feels so good. Flower Tucci is another beautiful son-of-a-bitch. And she’s the kinda woman that if I ever saw her in public, I would be all over her big white ass!!! She shares a scene with Olivia O’Lovely, where they both strut their stuff in blue-jean bodysuits and they get to a room, do some lesbain-type shit, before and after a dude fucks Flower. There’s a lot of squirting, baby-oil booty lovin’, etc… The second greatest scene, actually, though, is the scene with 4 bi-racial (black & white mixed) cuties wearing some cowgirl clothes with some serious booty hanging behind their backs. And this scene was a motherfucker! All females smother, tease and please the dude with them big ole’ booties of theirs. This scene was on fucking fire!

Sophie Dee is a nice-looking female, although she annoys me at times. She does a scene with another female, too. And there’s a 5th scene with a black girl with the continent of Africa tattooed on her right butt-cheek. She performs with a Latin girl, who is unknown. This is a true, thinking ass-addict’s wet dream! Everything (nearly) about this flick is strong, nasty, sloppy and bootylicious. After seeing this, you may want to toss all of your Jules Jordan “Ass Worship” DVDs in the garbage, and just stick with this series. ‘Cause this shit is no joke!!!

NEGATIVES:
Olivia O’Lovely is a doll, but she doesn’t look herself in this flick, either. I mean, she looks tired, you know? I also don’t like the fact that there’s so many girls in these flicks (unknown girls) that you forget or don’t know their names, like who is who. That’s not good, either. These negative qualities are very small ones, though. And they’re not big enough to override this bomb-ass flick!

THE DVD:
As usual, there are five scenes on the “Ass Parade” DVDs, right? But each scene has their own title. Meaning you pick which scene you want to watch, you watch it and that’s that. It doesn’t go on to the other scenes. You know? That’s a huge nuisance. And ALL Bang Bros. DVDs are like this. Each scene has different chapters, there are photo galleries, trailers for other Bang Bros. flicks and extra footage. The DVD is loaded. And the a/v quality is beautiful!

FINAL THOUGHT:
It’s a damn shame that this series is criminally overlooked, especially regarding reviews and viewers who rave over the ass-obsession genre. And I’m the only person on ADT to review any part of this ASS-TOUNDING series! This one gets my vote in being one of the 10 best porno flicks from 2000-2007! Don’t think about it, just check it out and you’ll see what I mean. But, if you’re quick to buy porno flicks, make sure this one is next on your list!!! If you’re the type or person who “beat your meat” to pornos (unlike myself), this one is for you. You will see something in each scene and you’ll see something that makes you want to “explode” every time you pop it in! THIS IS THE GUARANTEED, CERTIFIED SHIT!!!

ALSO, CHECK OUT:
“Ass Parade 4”
“Ass Parade 7”

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