Angela White: Dark Side Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  11/28/2019

Review:
The adult superstar and modern-day legend, Angela White, turns fully to the Dark Side and never looks back in her most recent showcase, the aptly titled "Angela White: Dark Side", from Jules Jordan. Featuring the curvy, raven-haired, Australian princess of porn in all of her hardcore glory, this film will not disappoint even the most jaded, hairiest-of-palms, basement-dwelling of fans. Indeed, Angela and company put on a carnal clinic of kink in this fine fucker of a flick, with just about every legal (and conceivable) combination explored. There's a thirteen guy blow-bang that ends in a glassful of cum and a multi-guy gangbang that includes double penetration (DP), double-anal penetration (DAP), double-pussy penetration (DPP), and various types of outrageous triple(+) penetration. There's super-sexy girl-on-girl tease action, as well as sex, squirting all over the place (and everyone involved), unique settings (an abandoned, desert waterpark, for instance), and even a snake (Yes. You heard that correctly. A snake...in case the cover photo isn't obvious.) To top it all off, the visuals are often stunning, with smoke flairs, oil, sexy costuming, an erotically-lit hot tub, handheld fluorescent lights, and exceptional, high-end camera work all employed to excellent effect (...oh, and the snake, too, of course). What results is certainly one of the best (if not the best) performer showcases in recent memory that is not only hardcore but also varied, interesting, and enthusiastic from start to finish. Angela is a superstar, and this release both shows why and has her in top form in all respects. Be sure to check it out. Again, you won't be disappointed. Hands down and dicks up, it's a winner!

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds the curvaceous, raven-tressed founder of the festivities, the luscious Angela White, clad in intricate, black lingerie posing, teasing, and lighting up hand-held, colored smoke flairs at an abandoned, graffiti-laden waterpark out in the desert. Her outdoor beautification project--and oh how beautiful she makes it (...and is)--ultimately transitions to Ms. White descending in an elevator shaft to an open, dirty, and austere loft strongly reminiscent of a warehouse. The fun continues, bringing in her two cocks for the day, Jules Jordan and Markus Dupree, with Angela taking a raunchy, hardcore dicking of the oral, vaginal, and anal variety. Along the way, she squirts fiercely (in their faces...and just about everywhere else), gapes, does double penetration (DP), trade-off anal, and ass-to-mouth (A2M), and a consecutive, double-facial--followed by post-cum head, a swallow, and another squirt--cap off this carnal escapade. So hot!

In Scene Two, Angela trots around an outdoor pool area in a red, ass-baring, latex miniskirt ensemble (sans panties), as the Sun bears down upon her. She talks to the camera about the good times to come (cum?), all whilst enticing it by rubbing and dripping a popsicle on her ample cleavage...and before making her way inside the mansion. A cut finds her answering the door for thirteen of her multi-flavored, closest guy friends, who parade in, give her some oral, and then make their way to a lengthy staircase, upon which they line up. White makes her way up the stairs, sucking and swallowing one after another (and sometimes in groups), imbibing cock like there's no tomorrow. Upon reaching the top, a cut brings her back to the main living room, again surrounded by a multitude of man meat...and she strips down and digs right in. Angela's simply swimming in dick throughout the outrageous (and outrageously erotic) blow-bang that follows. Indeed, at times, she stuffs multiple dongs in her mouth, has them fucking her armpits, has them in her hands, between her tits, and so on. This sweet bit of knob-gobblin'+ ultimately comes to a close with all of the guys depositing loads into a wine glass (some more than once), and Angela taking it all down her gullet in a single swallow. Of course, she laps at the residual spurts that landed on her breasts and so on. Crazy!

Scene Three brings forth Angela, looking stunning in a bright-themed, blue and purple lingerie set, once again stripping and posing for the camera, this time in a gray and white room with open windows and a large bed. In fairly short order, Dredd makes his appearance, and Ms. White goes straight to work on his massive BBC. They pound it out orally, vaginally, and anally, with Angela accommodating his mammoth meat impressively well. Along the way, she does ass-to-mouth (A2M), works his balls, licks his asshole, titty-fucks him, and finally takes a facial in finishing off this fine, interracial fuck. Very nice!

In Scene Four, Angela finds herself in a misty, outdoor hot tub lit by blue and red, rod-like fluorescent bulbs. Her hair slicked back, she looks incredible, as she uses a handheld version of one of the lights in the water...all of which works to create an erotically stunning visual and entrancing ambience. A cut brings her to the same hot tub (and lighting), but this time with a long, boa constrictor snake that wraps around her curvaceous body and with which she plays seductively, letting it curl around her and licking at it a couple of times. As this all proceeds, her stud du jour, Mick Blue, makes his appearance, and Angela allows the snake to slither away, as she replaces it with Blue's. What follows is pure, pornographic poetry in motion, as the pair fucks it out orally and vaginally in sexy style and in a variety of positions, all in the tub. A facial, a swallow, and Blue orally pleasuring White bring this beauty of a sequence to its ultimate conclusion. Unbelievable! (Don't miss this...)

Scene Five is another fantastic fucker, with Angela and her tan-hued, fellow big-busted babe of a friend, Autumn Falls, jiggling and gyrating their way around the grounds of a beautiful mansion in hot-pink bikinis and raincoats. The tit-play and -focus in the opening, tease material is incredible, well captured, and enough to reduce even the most stalwart of erections to a quivering, messy puddle...especially when the oil bottles come out near the pool. Eventually, the ladies make their way inside and find their prey, the unwitting--though ultra-lucky--Markus Dupree, seated upon a small, blue sofa in an open, living area. Of course, they go to work on him, enveloping his head in oily boobage and ass, and it isn't long before Dupree springs to life and the trio gets down to business...the business of banging, that is. There's plenty of girl-on-girl action (particularly after Markus takes a brief hiatus to get ready at the beginning), heavy squirting by both female participants, extreme use of oil (which blasts out of pussies and asses), titty-fucking, and so on in the intense, oral, vaginal (Falls), and anal (White) activity that ensues. While the prior sequence was pure eroticism, this one--by contrast--is off-the-charts crazy...in a good way...with all of the participants getting quite the hardcore workout with their various, outrageous antics. It should be mentioned that Autumn also does ass-to-mouth (A2M) out of Angela frequently, and she squirts like a geyser. This crazy fuck-fest eventually culminates in a double-facial, cum-swapping, and Falls and White delivering gushers of their own. OMG!

Scene Six is the grand finale, with Angela, clad in shiny, black latex (sans panties), making her way across town to a dinner party at a mansion, where her guys for the day--more than ten of them and in various flavors--are "on the menu". A little champagne and White seductively crawling across the table is all it takes to get this gangbang started, and what a gangbang it is! Of course, there's oral, vaginal, and anal action galore, as well as double penetration (DP), airtight, squirting, gaping, and rimming, but it's the more exotic offerings that truly grab the attention. Indeed, Angela also manages to fit two cocks into both her pussy (double-pussy penetration ; DPP) and her ass (double-anal penetration ; DAP)--at separate times--along with taking a cock in the other hole during each. These spectacular, hole-stretching triple-penetrations are as raunchy as they are outrageous, especially when Angela also takes a dick (or two...gasp!) in her mouth at the same time. (Holy shit!) A cascade of gooey, spurting cum-shots, Angela using the cum to bring herself to a climax, and Markus Dupree fingering her to a squirt cap off this crazy, carnal caper. What a spectacular way to end such a spectacular flick! Kudos to all involved!

Bonus-wise, there's a "Cumshot Recap", a 20 minute BTS, a "Photo Gallery" slideshow, and five "Trailers". Not bad.


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