Angela White: Dark Side Review

Reviewed by Moutasem  on  10/24/2019

If you are one of those porn fans that can’t make it past a certain part in a scene because it is too hot then I couldn’t recommend a 5-hour porno to you. This sounds like a problem to many but it is a blessing in disguise when you have 5 hours worth of porn to watch that can literally last you years since it is that hot. Now imagine if said 5-hour porno was a showcase about a titan in the adult industry that commands the most quality-based adult materials out there now. That is porn heaven on two discs and that titan is Angela White. That is the real reason you’d ever step into the Dark Side and enjoy the eternal greatness of what this product from Jules Jordan has to offer. You’ll be watching it for years to come and Angela White’s Dark Side will be remembered for years to come. Giving us lucky porn fans something to cum to for as long as electricity exists. This is probably the most full-proof showcase from a performer that is here to show you how it is done.

This full course adult feature has Angela White unleashing her biggest gangbang and blowbang she has ever filmed to floor her fans. This is spanned across two discs with stylishly sleek animated menu transfers. Meaning when you travel from screen to screen you’ll get a brief snippet of some action before you’re zapped over to your desired menu. There you will see a freeze-frame of a scene as the menu’s background or an imposed still of Angela’s brilliance rather. It advertises that it was filmed in 4K on the same front cover where you’ll see this porn queen wrapped in a serpent. These listings include the number of scenes. You get a total of 6 slashes of sleaze. This is spread evenly across two discs matching the epic scale of the actual movie. Flip the back around to see a splash of images giving you a peek at this powerful porno. More features are listed back here like the Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, photo gallery, and multiple chapter points for players that support it. The whooping run time of five hours is listed down in small writing underneath the crowding of hardcore sex images from the film.

If this porn film were a car it would have the class of a Rolls-Royce combined with the bells and whistles of a Tesla car. But underneath the hood with these lavish features has actual substance. It is pure gonzo filth for the purest of porn fan with evidence in the sloppy blowbang alone as Angela White is pictured taking in multiple men’s man milk. Thirteen in that scene to be exact with some of them popping more than once allowing her to gargle the end result for Jules’ camera. She takes on one of porn’s largest flesh swords in the form of Dredd’s dick for a one on one BG scene. And to balance it out she has Mick Blue for a night scene with a trance-like opening with a snake that she dances with. It wouldn't be complete among the nasty gangbangs and blowbangs without a proper porn pairing. Autumn Falls is the only other female cast member in the film that is paired with Angela for a thunderous threesome with Markus Dupree. Skimpy bright bikinis are this armor these babes face against the splashes of water and oil. They have cute umbrellas to help. It fits a scorching summer scene that happens to have some of the biggest boobs that jiggle with brilliance to the hardcore beats that supply the rhythm to these dancing beauties. Oil is administered to the equation with these bodacious breasts that just can’t stay still.

This carnival of sex that is this showcase starts at an abandoned water park that is littered with graffiti. No one but Angela and the hot sun that is cooking the surface is there to be seen. Varying camera angles compliment her power struts through the park which is from a drone’s eye view I suspect. She finally reaches a warehouse where Jules Jordan and Markus Dupree await her in a setting that reminds me of the film Reservoir Dogs. Angela White is here for the specific purpose to satiate her sexual appetite at the disposal of these two men. The opening segment to this scene shows Jules Jordan tied up and in a trunk showing that Angela will stop at nothing to get her holes filled by these two dicks as Angela vows to bring back the waterworks to this dried up water park that is her sexual playground. After the opening tease with multiple parts, she starts her meal of man meat in this dominance she demonstrates to tear into the dick.

The waterworks happen early in the scene once Markus stuffs his hands in her pussy. After the cocks are flung at her face a blasting double blowjob will occur. It is coupled with the aural presence of loud quacking during the mouth whacking. The tits are attached to this oral affair that matches the heat that must be felt in and around that warehouse. Once the scene gets to a couch the hardcore acrobatics bode well for the high energy fast DPs that fly off during this scene. It is expected as Angela White has two dicks to twist and turn on with various DP maneuvers. For the first scene, it really does kick the doors down.

The epic ten guy gangbang is everything you expect and more. Angela White wears the intensity on her face as these studs slam into her one by one and all at once. A triple penetrating pull of super gonzo will slide across any screens that play these discs. It is one of the draws of these DVDs for this perfect showcase collection. If anything fans that can’t help themselves can zap right to it via the chapter menu on disc 2. And chop away with the multiple points to take in every plugging blast of double penetration and of course the bout of the triple pen that is a sight to see.

The crowding of cock continues in the blowbang scene that has a part where the thirteen men are lined up on a flight of stairs as Angela travels between their opened trousers for her feasting. She is feasted on as well as the studs here came hungry for every inch of her even though this is an oral only. Periodically you’ll see a male talent’s face stuffed between Angela’s legs munching on her pussy. This is as she is constantly being fed dicks to her mouth. Eventually, they leave the stairs to drown her in dick further. She is completely surrounded by bodies that aim to fill her up with their erect phalluses and ultimately a glass chalice to serve to the queen of this showcase. Enough jizz is popped into the glass where Angela is able to gargle the milky aftermath in her mouth before swallowing whole.

Ironically my favorite scene on this DVD is her B/G scene with Mick Blue as it sequesters a pace away from the earth-shattering gangbangs and DPs. The same could be said for the Dredd chapter on here as it is just her and the famed black saber of Dredd’s famed phallus. On a DVD that is touting some of the most extreme sex scenes ever for Angela to date, it is nice to have those two scenes allow these veterans to dig into each for two individual chapters. But back to the importance of those slammer scenes where Angela White has an army of cocks to conquer as it also separates something special for Jules Jordan fans. Since he is one of those studios that keeps the double penetration drops spaced out instead of releasing one every day or week. When Jules Jordan releases a double penetration scene it is supposed to mean something rather than fill some sort of void.

In Angela’s Dark Side these DPs are destructive for both of the scenes they are in. A triple penetration tryst is even more special in the house of Jules being who it is being done to. It reaches so many lengths of extreme sex in an already crowded market of who is outdoing who. Jules Jordan just does it his own way and it is usually memorable. The Dark Side showcases are the perfect shade for his special style of releasing porno to fans. Whether you’re from Angela’s army or just in it for Jules this showcase is about marrying the hungry porn fans with a Dark Side that itself cant be satiated.