Anchorman: A XXX Parody Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  8/31/2011

Any semi-popular movie or TV show seems to get parodied in the industry lately and its now Anchorman’s turn. The hilarious Will Ferrell vehicle is ripe for the treatment and Jack Lawrence stars in the title role of Ron Burgandy. Getting to the real talent of this feature, it also stars Tasha Reign, Aiden Starr, Dana DeArmond and India Summer. Jack overacts his way throughout the DVD and it starts with the Anchorman at his lowest point. He’s joined by his former co-workers and they commiserate at Ron’s house about their bad luck.

Tasha Reign

Ron takes Tasha to dinner in hopes of getting her back. Tasha is wearing a sexy dress that shows off her tits nicely. Tasha says, “Do me” and they head back to his place. Jack goes down on her and hits all the right spots. Tasha can’t wait to release his cock and slaps her face with it. Jack fucks her in mish, spoon and doggie. The sex scene was pretty poor. Tasha has a great body and is a very pretty girl, but they cut to every position so it wasn’t seamless. There also didn’t seem to be much chemistry between the performers. Jack strokes off on her tits and they go to sleep.

Aiden Starr

Tasha gets Ron a job back at the station and he manages to insult everyone within his first 5 minutes. Ron goes out on a field report with Aiden but just before they go live, he hands the mike to Dale Dabone in hopes of him getting a job. After their report, Aiden lets him know that she’s turned on. She pulls him into the back of the new van and they start taking off their clothes. Aiden gives him a furious blowjob and maintains great eye contact. She gives him a wet blowjob and lets her spit coat his cock. She rides him in cowgirl and reverse before getting stuffed in doggie. mish and spoon. Aiden sounds so fake when she’s talking dirty it’s not even erotic. Dale coats her tits with his spunk and Aiden strokes every drop out.

Adriana Sephora, Dylan Ryan

Ron walks in on the two ladies getting it on in a backroom. They start out by kissing before Dylan goes down on her. She licks her pussy through her panties before using her fingers and tongue to get her off. Dylan eats her out in three different positions before Adriana gets her first taste of the sweet nectar. They end up in a scissors with each girls taking a turn on top.

Dana DeArmond

Ron introduces the current sports director, Dana, to the former, Eric Masterson. They are instantly attracted to each other and Ron leaves them alone. They start making out and then Dana starts giving him head. She deep throats his rod and gives him a no hands BJ. Dana looks exceptional when she impales her face on his dick and keeps it there, just looking up at him. She worships his balls, inhales his cock and even tosses his salad. Eric eats her out from behind before entering her in the same position. He also drills her in mish, reverse cowgirl and spoon. Eric dumps his load on her face and Dana does some clean-up. This is by far the best scene on the disk and it’s not even close.

India Summer

India meets the man who used to have her job, Anthony Rosano. She immediately grabs his cock and drags him to a private office. India is insatiable and gives him a nice hummer. She has a unique way of sucking cock which comes across on video. India deep throats and gives him a wet blowjob. She gets fucked in reverse cowgirl, mish and doggie and gets a workout in. Anthony drops a load all over her ass and India does a little taste testing.

SPECIAL FEATURES

There’s a “party version” of the movie (the dialogue without the sex) that lasts just over 28 minutes. A bonus scene (Tiffany Tyler and Tony DeSergio from My XXX Secretary), a photo gallery, cumshot recap, trailers of other New Sensations parodies, outtakes (about 5 minutes worth) and a BTS lasting 27:40.

SUMMARY

A very mediocre release. The first three sex scenes were just phoned in. Dana and India saved the movie somewhat with their dynamic sex scenes but not enough to recommend this DVD. As for the acting, Jack Lawrence overdid it throughout the disk in a very poor Will Ferrell imitation. The rest of the actors were ok (relative to other porn actors) but Jack had to carry the movie and failed. Just a mess all the way around.