Analgeddon 2 Review

Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Director: Julian
Year: 2004

Feature Time: 2:10:54

Extras: Behind the Scenes / Photo Shoot / Trailers (0:42:16)

Starring:
Lanny Barbie (Cover Girl)
Renee Pornero
Lisa Lee
Jayna Oso
Sophia

Themes: Anal

Cover Quote: "Gaping Shitholes With Pretty Faces"

Well, the cover promises us "gaping shitholes" which sounds pretty filthy, Lanny Barbie's on the cover posing seductively with her fine ass, and the first "Analgeddon" was a seriously hot fuck flick. Platinum X Pictures is infamous for putting out non-stop quality gonzo movies. All of these things add up to a promising and anticipated anal release indeed.

Some of Platinum X's movies suffer from the dreaded "chroma shift" problem where the performers and other objects on screen have bizarre colored halos around them. The problem has supposedly been addressed (although the recent "Open For Anal" seems to still suffer from the chroma shift). I'm sorry to report that the halos make a brief appearance in "Analgeddon 2" but it's very, very slight and not severe and distracting like in other PXP films such as "Fully Loaded". Still, discerning viewers may be put off by the color problem; just a warning.

Scene 1: Lanny Barbie and Julian

Lanny Barbie is a simply luscious and voluptuous dark-haired starlet. She's got a great pair of breasts and a pierced clitoris with a dangling gold charm. She teases us on a couch in front of a Japanese-style screen.

Julian comes in and Lanny blows him nicely while fingering herself. He eventually starts fucking her pussy in missionary. When they switch to reverse cowgirl, her clit jewelry starts swinging around nicely, as well as her boobs. They switch to anal, of course, in doggy-style. Lanny really seems to enjoy getting banged and is not robotically acting like so many other Euro-girls.

I don't think Lanny ever tries to gape or do A2M in this scene, but that's o.k. She does get a decent shot to the face courtesy of Julian, although a lot of the cum ends up on her chest, which is not the greatest. Lanny looked quite sexy giving it her all in this effort, however.

Scene 2: Renee Pornero and two guys

Renee is a slender, cute brunette Euro-star from Austria. I've seen her in a lot of movies and she always brings the goods in terms of her looks and performances. In fact she's quickly becoming one of my favorite girls in porn, so I'm looking forward to her scene here. There's a tease section outside where Renee frigs herself in the ass with a gold vibrator.

Renee moves inside on a bed, and strips to reveal her cute shaved pussy. Two guys are interested and show up to bang her. Renee sucks them both off with lots of enthusiasm. She blows one of them while the other attacks her pink pussy. The guys switch on and off between her asshole and eager mouth. Eventually they plug Renee at the same time for a double penetration. She also manages to do a brief double anal before accepting two average jerked loads in her mouth.

Scene 3: Lisa Lee and a guy

Lisa Lee is a mature blonde woman who I've never seen before. She looks like she could be making porn in 1990 with her blonde hair, barbie doll looks and make-up, and round breasts. She doesn't do a whole lot for me in the looks department, but she's certainly not unattractive. She masturbates briefly with a small vibrator in her ass before blowing a guy.

The dude eats out her hairy pussy and fingers her clit. He bangs her hard in mish for a while and Lisa does some P2M. There's lots of vaginal sex before they move to the anal segment of the scene. Lisa takes it in the ass like a champ. She adds the vibrator for a nice DP. Her wet pussy glistens as the vibrator goes in and out. The guy drops an average load on her tongue, and the scene is over.

Scene 4: Jayna Oso and a guy

Jayna Oso (aka 'Malaysia') is a Hispanic starlet who has been making the gonzo rounds recently and giving very filthy performances on screen. She's not the hottest starlet out there, but she's pretty attractive with her cute almond eyes and nasty attitude. She looks very nice here, about the best I've seen her, in a blue miniskirt and bikini.

Jayna masturbates on a bed for a while before a guy enters, lays down, and she sucks his dick. Jayna goes all the way down to the balls for some fairly impressive deep throating. She climbs aboard the dick for some pussy lovin' in the cowgirl position, followed by missionary with some P2M (pussy-to-mouth).

The dude gets to bang Jayna's tight ass and she seems to love it, of course, and masturbates while getting fucked. The guy chokes her lightly while plugging her asshole. Jayna does some deep-throat A2M with no problem. She looks really hot getting an open-mouth facial while staring up and the guy with seductive eyes.

Scene 5: Sophia and two guys

Sophia's a really cute, short blonde girl with large fake tits who I always like to see in porn films. She opens her scene with a long masturbation/tease segment where she frigs herself in the ass with a glass dildo. Two guys eventually enter and she gets down to blowing them on a bed as her tits hang beautifully. She does double oral as both guys cram their dicks in her greedy mouth.

One guy begins to fuck Sophia's pussy while she blows the other one. Sophia's a little ball of fire and she doesn't disappoint with her fervor for fucking in this scene. The guys flip her around on the bed and she gets anally reamed. Sophia moans while getting it up the ass in reverse cowgirl. There's a DP in that position as well.

Sophia eagerly does P2M and A2M when the guys pull out of her holes. The guys even double up in her rectum for some DAP (double anal). Sophia seems to take two large cocks in her ass with little difficulty. The guys pull out and shoot two huge loads on Sophia's pretty face, leaving her exhausted and covered in cum.

There's also over forty minutes of extras on the disc to enjoy. The behind the scenes section is lengthy and interesting. Lanny Barbie gets primped before the shoot. She looks simply awesome doing some still photo work. Renee Pornero gets her make-up done. Lisa Lee poses briefly. Sophia looks quite cute and innocent on a couch, and then porn-star-liscious in a black bustier. The extras were pretty nice, and PXP as usual pads the content of their DVD's with some good stuff.

Well, I don't think "Analgeddon 2" was quite as good as its predecessor, but it's still a red-hot piece of scorching anal action. The flames in the background of the main menu speak to the theme of fiery ass-fucking that Julian delivers in this series. The cast of "Analgeddon 2" is decent, they all do nasty shit, and raincoaters and strokers everywhere will enjoy this one for a long while.