Anal Security Squad Review
Caballero
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Bruce Seven
Starring: Tom Byron, Randy Spears, Randy West, Bionca, Jon Dough, John Leslie, Fallon, Nina De Ponca, Eva Allen, Renee Morgan, Barbii
Released on: 2/19/2007
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Reviewed by fu_q on 3/19/2012
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“Anal Security Squad (A.S.S)” (Caballero / Bruce Seven) is an unexpectedly exceptional production from the late-80s featuring the likes of Barbii, Fallon, Bionca, Nina DePonca, and Renee Morgan. Indeed, having purchased this on a whim and with little specific information, it turned out to be quite the pleasant surprise…and not the typical 80s fare that I was expecting. What sets this one apart from other releases from the time period largely results from the vision of its director—Bruce Seven. Known as an early innovator in the realm of filming steamy, kinky sex, Seven seems to have had a penchant for getting raunchy performances out of his cast…and also knowing how to capture them with his lens. This production is no exception. To be sure, all of the fucking in this flick is hot and nasty and definitely worthy of a watch.
The plot is fun and interesting (in a cheesy kind of 80s way), as well. In a nutshell, the A.S.S. is an instrument of a tyrannical government bent on prohibiting anal sex amongst its populace. Those who are caught enjoying the pleasures of the backside are imprisoned immediately and without due process. Barbii plays the role of an A.S.S. agent who, after going into deep cover in the “Underground”, has seen the errors of her agency’s ways and has decided to go rogue…aiding the very people whom she was sent to investigate and arrest. What results is a fun tale of the tail that has its ups and downs (and ins and outs) before closing on a high (and sexy) note.
In terms of the sex, Scene One features a four-way involving Barbii and her prisoners whom she’s springing from the clink—Bionca, Jon Dough, and another gentleman. This one takes place in a modernistic jail cell and ends up being more of a three-way than a four-way, as the “other gentleman” has some persistent wood issues. Regardless, Jon Dough is able to deliver the goods, giving the ladies what they desire…which, of course, is a hot fucking. As highlights, there are some good shots of Bionca stuffing a couple of fingers into Barbii at the same time as Barbii’s getting it in a missionary position. Further, there are some good captures of Bionca 69’ing with Barbii while Barbii’s taking it doggie-style. To cap off this short-but-sweet encounter, Bionca jerks Jon Dough to completion straight out of the aforementioned position and onto her face…which she then follows up with some oral cock clean-off. Wow!
Scene Two presents another wild ride, with an anal-themed four-way between Fallon, Nina DePonca, Randy Spears, and Tom Byron—all agents—in the computer center at A.S.S. headquarters. The participants start out in medical / sanitary gear, as they have been “sterilized” (germ-wise). This garb doesn’t stay on for too long, however—save the latex gloves—as the quartet quickly gets down to business. In classic Bruce Seven style, this one has a hot, “pile-of-flesh” feel to it, and both of the ladies end up being penetrated orally, vaginally, and anally before all is said and done. Tom Byron ultimately buggers both Fallon and Nina here, and the festivities come to a close with Fallon sucking and jerking Randy Spears to a pop-shot on her face, mouth, and chest…and then, later, Tom depositing a load all over Nina’s ass and back. This is some scorching stuff!
In Scene Three, it’s Fallon, Nina DePonca, and Renee Morgan (a member of the “Underground” who has infiltrated the A.S.S.) in a lesbian threesome taking place in a lounge room featuring fur-covered sofas. Fingers, tongues, vibrators, and dildos all come into play in this excellent sequence, and Fallon and Renee end up sharing a double-headed dildo. Of course, no Bruce Seven scene such as this would be complete without some latex gloves for anal fingering (Renee on Fallon) and without some anal-dildo action (Renee on Nina and Fallon on Renee). This is some blistering hot material (in a good way) that has all of the vintage Bruce Seven trademarks—nice!
Scene Four shifts up the tone a bit, as it involves a sensual tryst between Barbii and her “Underground” lover / infiltrator, Randy West. Taking place first in an office environment and then transitioning to a bedroom, this exceptional sequence still manages to be super-hot…and likewise still manages to feature some erotic vaginal and anal sex between the pair. To cap off this fine endeavor, Barbii jerks Randy to a pop all over her chest and then rubs it in. This production just keeps on getting better and better.
In Scene Five, Barbii has been captured by her evil boss, John Leslie, and is tied up in A.S.S.’s torture laboratory. Randy Spears and Fallon are also there standing guard, and—instead of disliking the electro-torture—Barbii ends up enjoying it, and it ultimately begets an excellent group sex sequence. In this one, John Leslie pounds Barbii vaginally, while Randy and Fallon get it on across the room. Frenzied throughout and all-around, this scene finishes with Randy cumming on Fallon’s tummy—which she rubs in—and John depositing a load on Barbii’s face, mouth, and chest. Again, this is exceptional material.
Scene Six is the grand finale and involves a massive orgy back at the “Underground”’s club. A super-erotic and lengthy striptease involving Barbii—wearing a pink-and-black miniskirt, no panties, and a black hat—and later Randy West, too, gets this one started on a high note. And, after a while, the whole thing devolves into a group sex extravaganza. The participants here are Barbii, Bionca, Fallon, Nina DePonca, Renee Morgan, Randy Spears, Randy West, Tom Byron, and Jon Dough, and all manner of sweaty combinations (no anal) roll forth. In finishing off this massive entanglement of flesh, Fallon jerks a load all over Nina from a doggie position (oral cock clean-off by Fallon, and Barbii rubs it in), Barbii takes a load out of a doggie position and rubs it into her own backside, Renee takes a heavy facial, and so does Bionca. This is amazing stuff! What a way to end this awesome movie…
In terms of bonuses, there’s not a lot here. This, of course, isn’t surprising given the age of the production. There is a “Photos” choice that plays through a slideshow of stills, and there’s an “XXX” option that plays through some phone sex ads and the like (some of this material is actually quite hot). Finally, there’s an ad for the Caballero “Web”site. That’s all.
All things considered, this release is a surprisingly good one. Indeed, it’s exceptional. There are plenty of Bruce Seven trademarks (anal sex, piles of sweaty flesh, etc.), and the cast is hot. If you’re in the mood for some erotic 80s fare, I’d recommend checking this one out. It’s worthy.
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“Anal Security Squad (A.S.S)” (Caballero / Bruce Seven) is an unexpectedly exceptional production from the late-80s featuring the likes of Barbii, Fallon, Bionca, Nina DePonca, and Renee Morgan. Indeed, having purchased this on a whim and with little specific information, it turned out to be quite the pleasant surprise…and not the typical 80s fare that I was expecting. What sets this one apart from other releases from the time period largely results from the vision of its director—Bruce Seven. Known as an early innovator in the realm of filming steamy, kinky sex, Seven seems to have had a penchant for getting raunchy performances out of his cast…and also knowing how to capture them with his lens. This production is no exception. To be sure, all of the fucking in this flick is hot and nasty and definitely worthy of a watch.
The plot is fun and interesting (in a cheesy kind of 80s way), as well. In a nutshell, the A.S.S. is an instrument of a tyrannical government bent on prohibiting anal sex amongst its populace. Those who are caught enjoying the pleasures of the backside are imprisoned immediately and without due process. Barbii plays the role of an A.S.S. agent who, after going into deep cover in the “Underground”, has seen the errors of her agency’s ways and has decided to go rogue…aiding the very people whom she was sent to investigate and arrest. What results is a fun tale of the tail that has its ups and downs (and ins and outs) before closing on a high (and sexy) note.
In terms of the sex, Scene One features a four-way involving Barbii and her prisoners whom she’s springing from the clink—Bionca, Jon Dough, and another gentleman. This one takes place in a modernistic jail cell and ends up being more of a three-way than a four-way, as the “other gentleman” has some persistent wood issues. Regardless, Jon Dough is able to deliver the goods, giving the ladies what they desire…which, of course, is a hot fucking. As highlights, there are some good shots of Bionca stuffing a couple of fingers into Barbii at the same time as Barbii’s getting it in a missionary position. Further, there are some good captures of Bionca 69’ing with Barbii while Barbii’s taking it doggie-style. To cap off this short-but-sweet encounter, Bionca jerks Jon Dough to completion straight out of the aforementioned position and onto her face…which she then follows up with some oral cock clean-off. Wow!
Scene Two presents another wild ride, with an anal-themed four-way between Fallon, Nina DePonca, Randy Spears, and Tom Byron—all agents—in the computer center at A.S.S. headquarters. The participants start out in medical / sanitary gear, as they have been “sterilized” (germ-wise). This garb doesn’t stay on for too long, however—save the latex gloves—as the quartet quickly gets down to business. In classic Bruce Seven style, this one has a hot, “pile-of-flesh” feel to it, and both of the ladies end up being penetrated orally, vaginally, and anally before all is said and done. Tom Byron ultimately buggers both Fallon and Nina here, and the festivities come to a close with Fallon sucking and jerking Randy Spears to a pop-shot on her face, mouth, and chest…and then, later, Tom depositing a load all over Nina’s ass and back. This is some scorching stuff!
In Scene Three, it’s Fallon, Nina DePonca, and Renee Morgan (a member of the “Underground” who has infiltrated the A.S.S.) in a lesbian threesome taking place in a lounge room featuring fur-covered sofas. Fingers, tongues, vibrators, and dildos all come into play in this excellent sequence, and Fallon and Renee end up sharing a double-headed dildo. Of course, no Bruce Seven scene such as this would be complete without some latex gloves for anal fingering (Renee on Fallon) and without some anal-dildo action (Renee on Nina and Fallon on Renee). This is some blistering hot material (in a good way) that has all of the vintage Bruce Seven trademarks—nice!
Scene Four shifts up the tone a bit, as it involves a sensual tryst between Barbii and her “Underground” lover / infiltrator, Randy West. Taking place first in an office environment and then transitioning to a bedroom, this exceptional sequence still manages to be super-hot…and likewise still manages to feature some erotic vaginal and anal sex between the pair. To cap off this fine endeavor, Barbii jerks Randy to a pop all over her chest and then rubs it in. This production just keeps on getting better and better.
In Scene Five, Barbii has been captured by her evil boss, John Leslie, and is tied up in A.S.S.’s torture laboratory. Randy Spears and Fallon are also there standing guard, and—instead of disliking the electro-torture—Barbii ends up enjoying it, and it ultimately begets an excellent group sex sequence. In this one, John Leslie pounds Barbii vaginally, while Randy and Fallon get it on across the room. Frenzied throughout and all-around, this scene finishes with Randy cumming on Fallon’s tummy—which she rubs in—and John depositing a load on Barbii’s face, mouth, and chest. Again, this is exceptional material.
Scene Six is the grand finale and involves a massive orgy back at the “Underground”’s club. A super-erotic and lengthy striptease involving Barbii—wearing a pink-and-black miniskirt, no panties, and a black hat—and later Randy West, too, gets this one started on a high note. And, after a while, the whole thing devolves into a group sex extravaganza. The participants here are Barbii, Bionca, Fallon, Nina DePonca, Renee Morgan, Randy Spears, Randy West, Tom Byron, and Jon Dough, and all manner of sweaty combinations (no anal) roll forth. In finishing off this massive entanglement of flesh, Fallon jerks a load all over Nina from a doggie position (oral cock clean-off by Fallon, and Barbii rubs it in), Barbii takes a load out of a doggie position and rubs it into her own backside, Renee takes a heavy facial, and so does Bionca. This is amazing stuff! What a way to end this awesome movie…
In terms of bonuses, there’s not a lot here. This, of course, isn’t surprising given the age of the production. There is a “Photos” choice that plays through a slideshow of stills, and there’s an “XXX” option that plays through some phone sex ads and the like (some of this material is actually quite hot). Finally, there’s an ad for the Caballero “Web”site. That’s all.
All things considered, this release is a surprisingly good one. Indeed, it’s exceptional. There are plenty of Bruce Seven trademarks (anal sex, piles of sweaty flesh, etc.), and the cast is hot. If you’re in the mood for some erotic 80s fare, I’d recommend checking this one out. It’s worthy.
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