Anal-Licking, Deep-Throating Slut Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  4/22/2004

NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies don’t have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. I’m rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also aren’t normally the ‘glamour stars’ one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as it’s often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesn’t have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what they’re doing to have fun and because they enjoy it. All the things that separate them from studio porn contribute to that charm, I hope people will keep that in mind when checking out this review and not just look at the ratings as the ultimate word on this release. Since the technical aspects are normally lacking and there normally isn’t much for extras in amateur features, I’ve weighted my overall rating more heavily towards the sex than I do in most studio porn.

The Little Details

Running Time: 63 min.

Production Date: 2 / 24 / 2002

Director: None listed

Cast: Chelsea and Johnny

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I’ve enjoyed quite a bit of what I’ve seen from Hal Maroon. I’m looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It’s okay.

Who Should Watch It : Extreme oral and male rimming fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything beyond cocksucking and male rimming

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: For a homemade amateur feature, the technical aspects are excellent. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there are a few minor background noises. The video is also very good. It’s clear and nicely lit, although there are a few minor focus problems and blurs from the autofocus on the camera.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu has a generic and simple feel, but still gave me a good feeling going into this DVD. The main menu is completely unanimated and looks about like a typical chapter menu. The chapter menu is very plain, and lets you choose a place in the movie based on a still from each chapter.

The Feature

Anal Licking Deep Throating Slut gives you just what it claims. There’s three scenes here all of which have the same couple. Sometimes there’s a little something to lead into the scene, but normally they just get right down to the action.

Scene 1 - Chelsea and Johnny

Chelsea comes out wearing a cute little satin outfit and shows off for her man Johnny a little. He gets on the bed in front of her and has her suck his cock. She takes it into her throat a few times before tonguing his ass. She works her tongue all around it and even sucks Johnny’s ass a little before going back to take his cock balls deep in her mouth. Chelsea works her mouth between his cock and bunghole as he degrades her verbally, and gets s little reward as Johnny plays with her pussy while she lays back with his package over her. She continues to work him over orally until he finally gives her a nice facial which she swallows down.

This is a pretty good opening scene. Johnny’s vocals didn’t do anything at all for me, but Chelsea really seemed to be into it. There were a few times I wondered about her, but her reactions at the end left no doubt in me that she was into it.

Scene 2 - Chelsea and Johnny

Chelsea starts the next scene out in a little white see through lingerie on a bed. She lies on her back so that Johnny can plop his ass over her face and let her start licking. Chelsea once again works Johnny’s goodies over orally before finally getting on all fours so that he can fuck her from behind. She licks him a bit more before finally taking a minor pop on her tongue and swallowing it down.

This is an okay scene. The mood is a bit more laid back than the other scenes, but the camera work lacks a bit compared to the others. You don’t always see all of Chelsea or Johnny, which is really sad because it sounded like there might have been somebody behind the camera this time. This is a fairly weak scene.

Scene 3 - Chelsea and Johnny

When Johnny finds Chelsea playing with a huge dildo, he decides that she should like his ass. He degrades her verbally for a bit while sitting on her face, and lets her work her way between his cock, balls, and ass with her mouth while not appearing to really give her anything in return. Finally the scene fades out without Johnny ever popping.

This scene had a lot of potential, but didn’t make it there due to the ending. There’s a few extra noises at the end which make me think that the battery ran out, which is really too bad. I love the opening here, and Chelsea’s enjoyment of working herself over with the dildo really gave the scene a great start. Her eyes are really bright here and made the repetition of the scene bearable just because you could look at her eyes. This is a pretty good scene that would have been great with a decent ending.

Anal Licking Deep Throating Slut is going to be a hit or miss feature for most people. If you enjoy guys getting their knob gobbled and their pucker licked, then you’re going to love this one. If you don’t, you’ll probably wish that the DVD will break into reruns of General Hospital instead. Personally, I like seeing guys getting rimmed but don’t care much for oral features. This made this one a hit and miss feature for me. There’s some nice rimming and Chelsea does a great job at it. Johnny, however, I could have muted at any time. He runs off at the mouth almost constantly about what a slut Chelsea is and there were a few points that I wished she’d give him a good bitch-slapping. I also would have liked the action to get a little broader. Chelsea said several times that she wanted to get fucked, yet I don’t think there’s two minutes of fucking. If Johnny would have put the energy towards poking Chelsea that he did to mouthing off this feature would have been unstoppable and there would have still been plenty of rimming and deep throating. As is, things got extremely repetitive which might have been why the start of the final scene was so appealing to me. It was the first different thing of any consequence after nearly forty five minutes of action. Anal Licking Deep Throating Slut will definitely have an audience, but with a few minor changes it could have captured a lot more people’s interest.

The Extra Stuff

The only extra is nearly eleven minutes of trailers from other features from www.homesextapes.com. The trailers are extremely short and barely even give you a taste of the features.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, interracial, oral, rimming (female > male), masturbation, and toys

Raincoat Factor: High if you’re into rimming and cocksucking, very low if you’re not

Condom Usage: None needed

The Bottom Line:

Currently, HomeSexTapes.com DVDs can be found online for about $25 to $30. I’ll readily admit to being a cheap bastard once again, but think that there’s only a certain type of person who’d find this a good buy at that price. That person is an extreme rimming fanatic who doesn’t mind their rimming broke up with a little cocksucking. Almost everybody else is going to be a bit bored. The technical aspects are very nicely done but there isn’t anything worth mentioning for extras.

Note to Hal Maroon and homesextapes.com: It’s great to see the quality of your technical aspects as high as they are here. A little more attention to the placement of your chapter stops would be very nice in future releases.

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