Anal Adventures of Suzy Super Slut, The Review

Year: 1995
Distributor: Arrow/Gen XXX
Director: Steve Drake
Minutes: 75

Actresses : Asia Carrera, Leena (Anal Facial), Misty Rain (Lez Only), Randi Hart (Anal), Sabrina (Anal), Tess Newheart (Anal)

Actors: Buck Adams, Gerry Pike, Joey Silvera, Marc Wallice, Tom Byron

What I Liked
I won’t try to fool anyone here. The primary reason I picked up this mid-90’s flick was to see the incredibly gorgeous Leena (aka Leena LaBianca) get banged up the ass, and as I had not yet had this pleasure, and with an extremely hot-looking list of babes rounding-out the cast (including Asia Carrera and Misty Rain) I figured it was a good choice.

Directed by vet porn performer Steve Drake, this title turned out to be a decent (if not great) viewing experience, with some hot performances combined with some touches of humor thrown into the mix. Anal Adventures of Suzy Superslut was produced back in 1995 and while it is difficult to compare it with the current anal-genre of adult vids, it still stands up fairly well, though is perhaps a bit tame in comparison.

On a personal note, it was nice to see an anally-themed movie with some hot babes getting their buns split, but without all the gaping, spitting, slapping and apparent need to bring everything to a grinding halt for the now seemingly-requisite A2M, which are all too prevalent in today’s anal porn scenes.

What I Disliked:
The disc itself is extremely rudimentary, with no scene selection menu. DVD Extras are essentially non-existent with only four very short trailers of some Legend vids and some web site info on New Machine. I have to blame New Machine or Gen XXX for this, as I’m sure Arrow had nothing to do with the films transfer to DVD.

As for the movie itself, the editing could have been better as some of the scenes had that choppy “jumping around” feel that can be somewhat distracting.

Synopsis:
The film consists of 6 loosely tied together scenes which center around sex redhead Leena (Suzy) trying a series of different jobs in order to make ends meet.

Scene 1 - Tess Newheart with Gerry Pike
Leena (looking pretty hot in a tight, low-cut red and white top with jeans shorts) introduces herself as she sits down on a bed where her friend Tess Newhart is getting in some lovin with Gerry Pike. After a brief set-up where Leena tells us a bit about her “name” (why they call her Suzy Slut) and that she loves “takin’ it up the ass”, Leena goes on her way to her current job as an assistant to a porn director.

Meanwhile on the bed, Tess and Gerry get down to business with Tess bobbing her mouth up and down on his pogo stick, all the while looking pretty fine in a nice black and white bra and panty ensemble. We get some nice shots from behind her as she pulls her panties to one side to frig herself while continuing to gobble Gerry’s cock, before she moves up to do some vigorous cowgirl riding. After some solid headboard rattling (literally), Gerry spins her around, strips off her cute panties and porks her in the ass doggie-style. Starting out slow and with a bit of dick-holding for the first several strokes, he eventually picks things up to get a decent rhythm going, reaches the breaking point and pops up to a squatting position as he shoots a fair-sized load onto Tess’ nice ass. Overall, a pretty good scene with some great energy from Tess. I’ll give it a rating of 3.5 out of 5.

Scene 2 - Asia Carrera with Marc Wallice
Lena shows up at her job as an assistant on a porn set where Asia and Marc are getting ready for their scene. The director gives Leena some grief (she is only in charge of lube and sex toys and can’t seem to even get that right) but after a minor delay, the cameras roll and Asia and Marc begin. They do a lot of rather tender kissing, touching and licking here and I was a bit surprised to see Marc coming off as something other than a scummy cad.

Meanwhile, and off to the side, Leena is getting turned on by the action taking place as she plays with herself and sucks on one of the dildo props she’s in charge of. This becomes quite funny as after a few more moments, she apparently can’t control herself any longer and (though still fully clothed) she stumbles forward, both disrupting the scene and prompting the director to give her the boot off the set.

Asia and Marc continue on, exchanging some oral favors, with Asia looking amazing, lying back, and throwing her legs into a wide scissors position to take a thorough tongue lashing. She then reciprocates as Marc lays back to receive a sexy blow job from the hot brunette with some nice ball-sucking thrown in for good measure.

Asia then slides up to do some cock-riding in cowgirl before moving to missionary to continue to receive her pussy-pounding. A true sight to behold (though it’s not shown long enough, unfortunately) is Asia with one long, lovely leg draped over his shoulder as Marc continues to bang away on her pretty poon. Needless to say, he can’t hold off much longer (who could) and he spays his load all over her trimmed bush and tummy.

Not a bad scene, mostly because of Asia’s beauty more than anything else, but I’m not sure this was the best movie to have a non-anal scene like this in. Anal for Asia is rare indeed (I think she’s done 3 anal scenes in over 330 movies) so there wasn’t much hope there. A facial would also have been nice, but Asia has always been somewhat of a “cum dodger” as well. For these reasons (plus the fact that Wallice was in it) the scene only rates 3.25 out of 5 and could have been much better.

Scene 3 - Leena, Randi Hart with Tom Byron
After a quick browse through the local paper, Leena finds her next job as a nursing assistant to a doctor played by Tom Byron. (Tom, a doctor? Well, this is porn so I guess we can cut him some slack). Anyway, his patient, played by cute blonde Randi Hart, apparently has an aversion to anal sex, a problem that Tom thinks he can cure.

Tom has Randi get onto the examination table for an “exam” which initially consists of her pulling down her pretty pink panties, sticking her nice butt into the air, and receiving some gloved-hand anal fingering from Doctor Byron. A funny exchange between Tom and Nurse Leena ensues as they lube-up Randi’s ass and decide on the choice of dildos to use on her first. They agree on using a strap-on that Leena just conveniently happens to be wearing (what can I say, it’s porn), so she strips off her gown (revealing a sexy white lace bra and black leather panties get-up), lubes up her “cock” and slowly works the head into Randi’s ass.

Leena looks absolutely incredible here and while I’m not the biggest fan of lezbo-toy-sex, this could have lasted another hour and I would have been happy. Leena’s “tanned-toned-hot-rod-bod” makes for a nice contrast with Randi’s pillowy white softness and this really adds something to the scene. Randi moans with pleasure as she takes it like a champ, and after a bit more buggering, Leena seems to think Randi is cured.

Doctor Tom has other ideas however, explaining that she now requires the “real thing”. More cornball humor here as Leena exclaims “Well, you’ve got a real penis doctor”! LOL! I had to chuckle as Tom rolls his eyes, agrees that this is true, but that he needs a little “fellatio, you know cock-sucking” to get himself prepared before he proceeds. Leena seems happy to oblige him and drops down to drool on his tool. She looks great sucking his meat, and even though she had just put her gown back on (unhappily), she still gives him some pretty hot-looking head. So, we finally get to see the leading lady performing a sex act, though the editing of this sequence could have been much better.

Tom, now ready, first takes Randi doggie-style vaginal as Leena briefly excuses herself, and then thinking his patient is now ready to have her rectum rooted, Tom moves into her ass as Randi arches back to accept it. At this point, Lena returns and gets into the action (though not enough IMHO) as she feeds Randi her strap-on while Tom continues to pack her pooper. Leena then leaves the dildo for Randi to suck on as she moves around closer to the action though remaining rather inactive. No A2M dick sucking or pussy licking here for Leena, though she does give Randi’s clit a nice vigorous massage while Tom continues steadily fucking her ass. Some great shots for the viewer here and it doesn’t take long before Tom tosses his load across Randi’s beautiful buns.

A final bit of humor to this scene comes as the authorities show up and start banging on the door looking for a phony doctor, so Tom quickly excuses himself telling Nurse Leena that he has an important golf game to attend. Overall this was a really good scene. If Leena would have been a bit more active, or taken Tom’s cock other than just with the BJ, it would have been perfect. I’ll rate it 4 out of 5.

Scene 4 – Sabrina, Joey Silvera
Lena realizes she has to get another job, so she soon finds herself in the employ of “Dr. Wellness” a TV Evangelist played by the humorous though sometimes skuzzy-looking Joey Silvera. Leena is there to help Joey run his lines, rehearsing for an upcoming show, as they are joined by the luscious Sabrina. This is the first time I recall seeing this latina hottie and I think I’ve been missing something pretty special all these years. This babe has got a fantastic bod, lean, tanned, tight, and toned and possibly the best in the movie (and with Leena, Asia and Misty Rain strutting their stuff, that’s saying a lot). Helping the matter is that Sabrina’s wearing a tight striped top, a pair of cut-off jeans shorts that would have Daisy Duke in envy, and all this topped off with some sexy heels. Man, this chick is a work of art!

Anyway, after some inane banter between Joey and Leena, Joey finds himself down on his knees worshiping Sabrina’s ass as she bends over a stool. We get some nice tease here that Joey apparently enjoys as he works her over with some lengthy ass and pussy munching. Continuing with some great tease-footage, Sabrina slowly removes her shorts and we see that her top is really a cute one piece that’s riding up the crack of her fantastic ass. Like I said, wow.

Joey, showing some sound judgment, finally decides he has to fuck this fine fox, so he heads over to a nearby couch, strips off his suit and has Sabrina slowly crawl over to him. This is a hot sequence making for some great eye-candy, but things heat up even more when she wraps her lips around his already rigid rod and gives him a slow, sweet-looking BJ. This is again, unfortunately, too short but when she climbs up to ride him cowgirl, Joey (and the viewers) can’t be too disappointed. We get some great shots of Sabrina’s ass and pussy from a low-angle view as she rides his cock and then slowly spins around for some reverse. Meanwhile, Leena has been reduced to a mere spectator, totally out of the action and without even a bit of self pleasuring to add a little spice. Oh well, there goes the perfect score for this scene.

Meanwhile Joey now slowly slides into Sabrina’s ass for an RCA, and though his strokes aren’t very deep, it’s a fine sight in any case. Sabrina certainly seems to enjoy getting her bunghole banged as she then moves to more of a squatting/sitting position and picks up the pace as she thrusts herself up and down on Joey’s pole inducing a decent cum shot all over her hot ass. Once again we have some humor as authorities bang on the door, calling for a Dr. Wellness (as well as some other aliases he apparently uses) and Joey makes a quick getaway.

Overall, this was another good scene. Sabrina looks stunning, has a very sensuous grace about her and appears to share some nice chemistry here with Joey. A few different positions (like doggie) for the anal and maybe a facial might have been an improvement. Also, Leena really should have joined the mix. In spite of all that, I’ll still give it a 4.25 rating, mostly because Sabrina looks so damn good, and as it was, she turned out to be the most pleasant surprise of this flick.

Scene 5 – Leena, Buck Adams
Lena, now at a new gig, is helping out a construction team run by Buck Adams, so we get to see her replete in hardhat, tight yellow top, jean shorts and construction boots. With her top not quite covering all of her enhanced tanned rack, she looks pretty hot here as “Buck-o-matic” explains that their jobs are “to rivet and screw”. Groan. Happily this corny lead-in doesn’t last too long as Buck gives her a passionate kiss and pushes her against the wall for a grope session.

Before long, they’ve moved into a nearby warehouse where a mattress just happens to be conveniently laying up against the wall (yeah, but it’s porn). However, before they use it, Leena squats down to blow Buck’s boner which must be appreciated since he soon picks her up and spins her around for a flying 69. This is a nice position for these two, and here we briefly see some of the best editing and shots of this whole production. Some close-ups of both Leena and Buck doing their oral thing are nicely inter-cut with longer shots where Leena’s heart-shaped ass is on fine display.

Some vigorous multi-positional fucking soon follows with Buck grunting away in his typical manner while Leena, in that little-girl, voice coos away in hers. After some more fast-paced slamming, she starts babbling about how she wants it in the ass, and before you know it, we see Buck’s cock in her hot asshole in a missionary position, though the initial penetration is not shown (never a good thing). Buck continues to flail away in Leena’s butt in a couple more positions until he hops up and gives her a well-aimed cum-shot into her open mouth. This is well-captured and Leena looks pretty sweet with an additional strand running down the side of her face.

Well, Buck thinks it’s time to get back to work so he asks Leena to attend to some loose electrical cables. As Buck leans back against a wall looking like a man well-spent, Leena apparently reconnects the wrong cables and ends up electrocuting him in the process. As stupid as this might be or look, I found myself laughing away thinking his sister Amber Lynn would be looking great dressed in black. As for the scene, you have to love it when Leena gives up her ass, and her and Buck both had some great energy here, so I’ll give it a 4.5. A good initial anal penetration shot would have made this near-perfect.

Scene 6 – Leena, Misty Rain
Without much of a build-up, Leena finds herself stumbling into a dressing room on a porn set (though not for the same director as earlier as we later discover) where she happens upon the lovely Misty Rain. I’ve always loved this skinny chick because of her pretty face and great looking ass. Misty looks cute in a plaid outfit with tight shorts while Leena initially has on some sort of sundress, though it’s not long before the two girls have shed these and are kissing and groping each other.

The girls look great but seem to go through some fairly standard oral lez-moves before Misty breaks out a bunch of toys for them to play with. This makes things a little more interesting, and the highlight of the scene is when the girls share a double-dong, with Leena sitting on a couch with the toy up her cooze while Misty, in a reverse squat, takes the other end up her tight little ass.

Unfortunately, this hot-looking action doesn’t seem to go on long enough and we soon find the scene, and movie, move to a rather abrupt ending. These two chicks are hot as hell so it’s hard to give this scene a crummy rating, so I’ll make it a 3.75 (mostly because of Misty’s sexy anal work) though considering some of the editing here, that may be generous.

Summary
Overall, I mostly enjoyed this movie despite it’s faults, so I’ll give it a 4. The girls were all pretty damn hot and the guys all did a decent job, and on some occasions were actually even pretty funny. Sabrina hit me like a ton of bricks (I have to leave soon so I can go look her up at IAFD), Leena looks fantastic, and Misty is a total babe (though I wish she would have taken some meat anally instead of the plastic). Asia is always nice to look at, and Randi and Tess put in some nice performances as well, so, I’d recommend this one for a rental and if you can pick it up on the net for under $10.00, I’d say go for it.