American Pinup Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  5/18/2009

Michael Ninn continues his all-girl, all-the-time releases with AMERICAN PINUP (2008, Ninn Worx_SR) that stars a blonde Jana Jordan in 3 scenes, plus she poses for the pinup pix in the three minute Photo Gallery. Jana and the rest of Ninn's cast members look and sound fine but this all-girl furious fingering fest grows tiresome on sets that attempt a retro/modern combo that mostly looks kinda cheap and chintzy.

Jana Jordan & Jana Cova

Big Band music gives way to natural sounds of the performers as the ladies look hot in nude panty hose while pussy-playing on a yellow beauty parlor set. A clear dildo joins the action about halfway through then Big Band music returns for the conclusion of the 23 minute opening scene---!! 1/2

Amy Ried & Alexandra Ivy

Our two beautiful brides prance about on faux antique furniture for plenty of frantic pussy fingering with dull music introducing and concluding this 17 minute scene. Overhead/tilted down shots of the floor a major minus---! 1/2

Jana Jordan & Carli Banks

Two beauties finger-fucking in an inflatable pool then on a yellow furry rug surrounded by a haphazardly placed variety of inflatable toys with 50s rockabilly music intro/conclusion. A very artificial 17 minute scene that wastes the talents of Jana and Carli---!

Samantha Ryan & Tanya James

Blondes Samantha and Tanya in black garters and hose suffers from the same piss-poor set issues but this scene is a bit darker in the shadowy sense plus the gals wear black and play around with a strap-on. Wearing the strap-on, Samantha kneels in a love seat and doggy-does Tanya. An okay 18 minute scene---!!

Jana Jordan & Jayme Langford

Another puzzling set; this time a pink one with a little red wagon and these rotary telephones atop black draped pedestals. A dildo shows up about halfway through the 23 minute scene but I lost interest once Jayme's ass lands out of the little red wagon---!!

A few pinups of Jana Jordan run through the credits but the feature really does nothing with the pinup theme but give the performers a retro-look from that pinup era of the '40s and '50s. The three minutes of other Jana pinup pix in the Photo Gallery only serves to further illustrate this missed oppurtunity.

There's a nearly 35 Behind the Scenes feature that chats with Jana Jordan for 10 minutes, Tanya James for 5 minutes, Jayme Langford for 7 minutes, Alexandra Ivy for 3 minutes, Czech Jana Cova for 2 minutes, Samantha Ryan for 6 minutes.

Okay. So, AMERICAN PINUP, (2008, Ninn Worx) is missing the usual Michael Ninn ultra-visual advantage because these crappy faux antique furnishings clutter-up and clash with the modern interior of these 5 scenes. Adding yellow here, pink there did not resolve the problem. Final rating for AMERICAN PINUP is ! 1/2 outa !!!!!