American Bukkake 2 Review

Reviewed by Mike Rotch  on  7/30/2000

I really don't know what to make of this bukkake thing. I'm a big fan of facials, and when I heard about American Bukkake, it sounded tailor-made for me. On paper, it's everything a cumshot fanatic could ask for - beautiful girls taking endless rounds of semen point-blank in the face. While no-one could argue that the movie fails to deliver exactly that, and although, during the moments I'm not feeling somehow guilty about watching this perverse charade, I think it's a work of depraved genius, it does seem that there's some indefinable, intangible factor missing. Let's take a guided tour of the movie's three scenes:

Envy (28 cumshots): I chose AB2 over AB (which I haven't actually seen), because the thought of even the tiniest droplet of cum polluting the heavenly face (and body) of Envy necessitated a swift change of underwear. Needless to say, I wasn't disappointed. The scene starts with the delectable Envy wandering into a barn, replete with hay bales, and removing her crop top and bikini briefs. There's a flash, and she's suddenly on her knees, stuffing her fingers into herself from behind: the close-up gives a great view of her asshole (sadly the only time we'll see it, but hey, I knew what I was buying), though her ass is a bit spottier than I'd imagined (and believe me, I'd imagined). We then get treated to watching the freakshow that is the Bukkake Boys filing into the "barn" - frankly, except from the moment they're firing (or, all too often, dribbling) their sticky loads at the lucky lady, I don't want to have to look at these miscreants. Envy's masturbation scene is ruefully short, though we're subjected to lingering shots of the boys' faces and glistening fists as they enjoy the spectacle we're deprived of. Anyway, someone thankfully shouts "bukkake", the guys all throw their underwear at our heroine, and business gets underway. As the camera pans up Envy's body, she looks fucking incredible - it's great to see her concentrate, take a deep breath, tilt her head back, lick her lips and open that beautiful mouth to receive her first portion, which is an opaque, gooey load, smeared to the right of said mouth. A nice contrast in seminal viscosity here (well, cum's what this movie's about, right?), with the second shot far more watery, spurting in from the left and splashing off her cheek. Things continue in this vein, with guys shooting in twos and threes (and, on at least one occasion, spurting on each others' dicks) until Envy is appealingly shiny. One guy flicks a pearly drop right in her eye corner and then, as a fly buzzes around Envy's glistening chest, Mr fucking Professional steps up for the best moment in the whole scene. This boy must be a porn star - he's got (at least from the waist down) an awesome body, but more importantly a stunning penis: long, thick and rock hard. While the other amateurs have been struggling to stay on target (or ejaculate at all), he saunters up nonchalantly and drops a huge, colourful, sticky load dead-centre under her nose. The other guys can't follow that, and the scene shortly closes.

Heaven Leigh (27 cumshots): She's new to me, but turns in a very hot scene. Starting by dancing about in a fishnet catsuit, she's soon spreading her pink flaps and getting her fingers dirty. Before long there's a green dildo sliding between her crotchless thighs, which is magically replaced moments later by the pink one Envy was using before. As if to compensate for Envy's poorly-filmed performance, Heaven gives a long and excellent solo scene, with intimate close-ups of her hairless pussy being stuffed. However, we don't entirely avoid seeing the Bukkake Boys, who come in to watch the end of her scene. She looks really cute, in a Jodie Foster kind of way, as the bunny ears are secured to her head and the fun begins. As the first couple of shots decorate her cheeks, Heaven looks quite happy, playfully sticking her tongue out. But it's when one cock takes her by surprise, unleashing a creamy stream between her lips, that she appears to regret getting involved. The best (and arguably the vilest) moment of the entire flick, she starts blowing cum-bubbles in an attempt to get the jism out of her mouth. Clearly gagging, she foolishly opens her mouth slightly to breath, just as another torrent of colourful semen floods her face, which is an awesome sight. She spends the rest of her scene spitting at the erections which hover over her. Heaven seems to take more quality cumshots than the other two girls, though she seems the least willing participant. At one point, sniggering can be heard in the background as a hideously bloated penis is specially manipulated to deliver a decent stream of jizz to Heaven's face. The camera then pans down her saturated body, past her beautiful, pierced nipples to her crotch, where it zooms in on a growing pool of semen on the floor. Truly gross. As she rinses her self off at the end, she looks genuinely pleased at her achievement. Beats flippin' burgers?

Candy Apples (23 cumshots): Though I don't find Candy desperately attractive, she's undoubtedly one of the most sexually deranged porn stars ever, and she appears to relish every moment of this, as if in some kind of cum-induced trance. She begins by sucking and fucking a flexible double-ended dildo, even managing to get both ends into her pretty bald snatch, all the time moaning and wailing loudly, though not always convincingly. Top marks for effort, though. She gets stuck in with several fingers before adding another dildo to the mix, stretching her pussy wide. This second dildo then gets applied from behind, and we're treated to a nice view of her finger simultaneously up her ass. As the crowd wander in, Candy sets about herself with a dildo bigger than my forearm (which after watching this movie a few times, is pretty big). The presence of a girl in the crowd got me very excited: I was hoping she would release a "female ejaculation" (fuck it, piss would do) in Candy's face, but sadly she isn't seen again. Jim Powers take note - a female ejaculation bukkake would be a BIG seller! Throughout the cum-shower Candy holds a glass bowl under her chin to catch all the drippings, which aren't wasted. Like a good girl, she holds her pierced tongue out, and allows huge globs of spit to roll down her chin. Several times she uses her fingers to gather up huge strings of cum/spit from her chin, feeding them back into her mouth. After one guy delivers his sizeable load expertly into her mouth, she allows it to ooze back out before playing with while staring madly at the camera. Most shockingly of all, she then proceeds to drink the contents of bowl, while the deformed penis from Heaven's scene (hell, there can't be too many looking like that) dribbles another decent batch of ball juice at her. Even after all the cocks are spent, Candy sits there eating cum from the bowl until they finally applaud her.

In terms of pure, explicit, unadulterated carnal debauchery, AB2 is hard to beat. I really do love this flick, and hope to see the others, but as I said, there is something missing. I think that thing is sex. I love porn because I love beautiful women getting naked, sucking genitals, having body parts stuffed up their vaginas and anuses. A cum facial is the perfect end to a comprehensive fuck scene, but alone is somewhat unsatisfying, even though the solo scenes were pretty good (Envy's less so). I'd have enjoyed it more if oral sex had been allowed during the bukkake - although some guys wiped their dicks over the girl's face or tongue, it would have been so much better if the girls had sucked the semen off the boners. But apparently, bukkake is a non-contact sport. The AB series is now up to number seven (at least) with some girls reportedly taking more than 90 cumshots: that I have to see!

DVD Extras: The mock biographies are reasonably amusing, and the photo gallery is OK, but nothing to get excited about. Title selection allows access to the three scenes, which are split apparently randomly into chapters. JM Productions ordering information is also included.