Director: Jim Powers Videographer: ? Running length: 68 minutes D.O.P. 2/26/99, 3/12/99, 3/24/99 Female cast: Candy Apples, Heaven Leigh, Envy Male cast: Dozens of butt-ugly public masturbators. Audio/Video: Does anyone really care about that in a bukkake? I have no complaints in that regard. Extras: 20 Photos in a slide show, Bio's of the three females, or as it's listed by those class acts at JM Productions, 'Ho-info': Heaven's IQ is said to be her shoe size divided by half. Her turn-ons: Towels, soap, water. Her turn-offs: self-respect, decency, morals. Something these guys at JM have in abundance. Candy Apples is listed as a 'professional skank'. After seeing her in action, I find it hard to disagree with that. Envy's 'Ho-info' Q&A: Q: You just did a bukkake. You must be a big dumb whore, huh? A: Yes Q: Do you like men cumming on your face? A: Yes Q: Do you like getting fucked in the ass? A: Sure, why not? Q: I don't know.

I really don't know what to make of this bukkake thing. I'm a big fan of facials, and when I heard about American Bukkake, it sounded tailor-made for me. On paper, it's everything a cumshot fanatic could ask for - beautiful girls taking endless rounds of semen point-blank in the face. While no-one could argue that the movie fails to deliver exactly that, and although, during the moments I'm not feeling somehow guilty about watching this perverse charade, I think it's a work of depraved genius, it does seem that there's some indefinable, intangible factor missing. Let's take a guided tour of the movie's three scenes: Envy (28 cumshots): I chose AB2 over AB (which I haven't actually seen), because the thought of even the tiniest droplet of cum polluting the heavenly face (and body) of Envy necessitated a swift change of underwear. Needless to say, I wasn't disappointed. The scene starts with the delectable Envy wandering into a barn, replete with hay bales, and removing her crop top and bikini briefs.