American Ass Review

Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" #15

An Inside View with Selena Silver - December 9, 2003

An Inside View is published once weekly by porn actress Selena Silver.  Each week, Selena brings you an inside look at a movie good enough to be   deemed a Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" with the goal of adding the perspective of someone who has worked with the studio, director, or stars of the movie. 

American Ass

a Pat Myne flick from Metro's Fuxsion

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Without a doubt, he is the MOST fun director to work for in porn today.  You don't want to leave his sets. I have not met a funnier person than Pat.  I think that is one of his secrets in getting such strong performances out of his girls - they like him so much and he keeps them so loose they just fuck better for him.   I am looking forward to collecting all the great Pat Myne movies to come.

American Ass is Pat's first release for Fuxsion- the Metro spin-off gonzo company.  And, it is a good one.  The Pat Myne formula is beautiful girls, great locations, top-notch camera and technical work, and nasty, twisted ideas.  I loved American Ass and if you like to see great asses fucked by the top swordsman in porn - you will like American Ass too.

Pat Myne and his videographer Chris Streems shoot camera on this one.  They both share a very tight camera style which gets in very close so we see all the detail of sex.  They focus on the girl completely - many scenes you don't even see the guys face. It is as if the guys are merely fuck toys for the women to ride. 

SCENE ONE:

The scene opens with Jessica standing against a column.  She has on a white mesh top, blue mesh stockings, blue G-string panties, and red high heels with red straps that work up her stockings.  There is some heavy metal style music playing and Pat talks to Jessica in his trademark tight and kind of sexy way.  Jessica walks over to get some red and blue dildos (this is American Ass after all) and walks over to a couch where she can play with herself.  She gets the dildos in her pussy, her ass, and then both at the same time.

After about six minutes of Jessica play, Mark Davis enters frame fully naked.  She starts to suck his cock.  I liked how she was on all fours while she sucked him. She had a little trouble breathing during the BJ and that made me wonder if she had a cold and couldn't breath out her nose?  They moved into a throat-fucking position with her on her back and he fucked her throat pretty good before sitting on her so she could lick his ass.

There is no vaginal sex in the scene.  They go straight to anal and Mark pounds her ass exclusively and hard for the entire scene.

I love Jessica Darlin - I think she is gorgeous and an undeniably aggressive and talented performer.  She is one my short list of "dream of working with" performers.  This scene worked for me because I got to watch Jessica and while this was not her most energetic scene, she played a great submissive fuck toy who was there to please Mark in any way he demanded.  But, one warning - she is VERY loud in this scene.

Best Line in the Scene:
Jessica Darlin (while showing off her gape): "Big?  You could park a car in it!"

SCENE TWO:

 Wow...what a fucking awesome start to a scene....We see Britney's feet first; then her legs; then her.  She is walking down stairs as that hard metal rock blares.  She stops and poses for the camera- talking to the viewer non-stop.  Pat doesn't even speak once during her tease.  That is how good her own dialogue is. At first, she is wearing a white mesh top and white lycra shorts with clear stiletto heels, a choker and matching bracelets. She heads over to a glass table and inserts a butt plug insider her - over the glass so we can see from underneath.

Soon, a naked and RIGID Pat Myne walks in a moves over to her. She starts to suck him with the butt plug still inside her.  Wow - Pat Myne has a great body!  I loved watching her suck him, listening to him talk to her, and seeing the butt plug still inside  her.  Of course, when he starts to fuck her pussy that but plug is still inside her

Pat has the ability to do the "up and over doggie" like a Michael Stefano and as the scene develops there is a lot of that (my favorite position to watch).

I love the piledriver position and that is the position that he fucks her until he wants to cum - then he cums on her face.

I think Britney Foster is SO hot and I can see why Pat dated her.  But, after meeting his wife Stormy - I am just left HOPING they invite me over for a threesome because she is WAY hot.  Hmmm... Pat must really be THE man...

Best Line in the Scene:
Britney Foster: "Were you looking for me?"

SCENE THREE:

Anna Nova is a hot blonde who is wearing a blue mesh top and blue lycra boot shorts with blue and clear stiletto heels.  She is walking up the stairs for us.  After a brief Anna makes Anna feel good we see Steve Holmes and Manuela Ferrara join the action. Anna is sucking Steve while Manuel works a dildo in her ass.

After ALLOT of play, Anna ends up on Steve Holmes's cock as she bends over to suck Manuel's cock.  Hmmm.. I have been in that exact situation - and I know how much fun she is having.  I loved watching her in this scene because she was SO into it. But, fair is fair... soon she is sucking Steve's cock as Manuel fucks her from behind.

Anna needs two cocks inside her...so soon she is in a DP.  She takes the DP for the entire scene.  The cumshots are both on her face.

I thought she was very hot and I LOVED how she took the two top porn twosome's pounding.  Great scene.

Best Line in the Scene:
Pat Myne: "How many guys do you want to fuck today?"

SCENE FOUR:

Keeping with the patriotic theme, Elizabeth is wearing a red mesh top and a red lycra booty shorts.  She pulls down those shorts as she plays with herself to reveal that she has a red dildo already inside her. Soon, Frank had his cock in her mouth,.,,

From the first time I saw this girl perform in Jewel's Interracial Lust 2, I fell in love with her.  She is so natural and so comfortable in her performances, and, of course she only added to her legend in this scene. Can someone introduce me to this girl???  As he fucked her ass, I couldn't help but imagine what it would be like to fuck her. God, she is hot...and what a pounding she can take...I LOVE watching this girl get fucked...

My favorite part of the scene was when she was in the piledriver position and he was sliding back and forth from fucking her pussy to fucking her ass.

When he finally came inside her asshole, the world was thinking: "an anal cream pie"; I was thinking "what a hot fucking scene". What can I say? I love seeing her get fucked.

Best Line in the Scene:
Elizabeth: "I want to you to fuck  me in the ass like the bitch I am":

SCENE FIVE:

Brooke is wearing a purple mesh top, black lycra booty shorts, and black stiletto heels.   She only teases us and plays with herself for a VERY short time before there are a couple of cocks for her to go to work on...

There wasn't any straight vaginal in this scene either - it starts with anal and then moves into a DP for the rest of the scene.

This is a great scene.  Not only do Toni and Mark fuck her thoroughly, but I loved how it was so obvious that she loved what she was doing.  When they both cum on her face you can see her real pleasure.  She likes cum!  If you tired of seeing girls take a facial because they have to, watch this scene to see a girl take them because she wants to.  After they are finished with her, she wipes all the cum that missed her face up with her finger and puts it into her mouth for swallowing.

Best Line in the Scene:
Brooke Ballentyne: "I'm just a little slut."

• Behind the Scenes
• Photo Gallery
• Web
• More Adult Fun
• Instant Pop Shot Access

Overall, the Extras are very weak.  The one bright spot - the Behind the Scenes footage - is a must see and I enjoyed it thoroughly.  The trailers are average, the photo gallery is average, and the "More Adult Fun" and the "Web" are just ads. I have a hard time counting an endless parade of advertisements for phone sex and a retail website as "Extras" that are there "for the viewer". 

Why is there footage of Flick Shagwell in this extras?  Chris Streams is "interacting" with her outside and then there is footage of her in a girl/girl scene with a new girl.  But that scene is not in this movie. Hmmm....

 I certainly hope Fuxsion improves on their extras because they are WAY behind the industry in this area.

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• Bridgette Kerkove's "Dirty"
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• Fetish Whores
• Blow Job Fantasies #18

That is why Pat Myne's "American Ass" from Metro's Fuxsion
is the Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" for December 9, 2003.

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