Alpha Males Online Review

Reviewed by Netguy  on  3/26/2006

Seven big dicked Aussie studs are the stars of Mike Esser’s “Alpha Males Online” and although it might not be the best hardcore flick it does have some nice performances and is quite erotic. I started out not really enjoying it, as the audio during the scene is just music and only at the end do we get to hear these guys moan and groan, but it grew on me and wasn’t half bad. Not much in the way of diversity between the scenes, we get an online profile of the guy, sucking, then fucking, but that’s ok, they’re all pretty hot and nice to watch. A dark haired, big dicked, Kristian is the star of the film appearing in a few scenes and is quite the performer.

Alpha Males Online begins with a pseudo online dating service promo broadcast from Sydney, Australia. Most of the scenes open with the screen appearing as if you were looking at a computer monitor as the guys narrate their profile, likes, dislikes, and so on, before they hook up with someone. The emails back and forth are shown in small subtitle like text which was hard to read, but then again, I’m not here for the dialog really.

Kristian, a slender, dark haired Aussie begins the film watching as Shane introduces himself via the web. Shane informs us of his various likes and dislikes as he showers and then jumps on his bed and plays with himself for a bit. Shane looks to be in his twenties and is cute and hung. As Kristian continues to watch he gets a message via the site from Shane, the two hook up and begin a passionate romance in a hotel room. The two exchange some nice blow jobs and continue 69-ing as a mid-tempo soundtrack fills the background. Surprisingly its Shane that plows the older Kristian, I thought for sure it would be the other way around. Shane does a nice job of fucking his tattooed ass as the music picks up to a pulsating beat. I prefer the au natural sound as I think the lack of it takes away from the heat and passion. Shane fucks him from behind then missionary, easily sliding his cock in that nice, tight, hole. It ends with Kristian on top and as he rides Shanes cock up and down we get a better glimpse at his cock and it looks pretty big! As he continues to ride him, Shane jerks him off and we get to hear him moan and groan over the soundtrack as he shoots his load. He gets off and fingers Shane’s ass as he takes his shot at jerking himself off.

Adam is a single gay male, looking for singles, threesomes or group sex. He’s an Aries, and brown hair, and a large uncut cock, he informs us, or Mark, who is actually watching this hot stud as he gets himself hard. As the camera follows the contours of his body we get to see every hot inch of him. He lies back and jerks himself off spewing a decent load from that gargantuan cock. Mark gives Adam a call and the two decide to hook up, but before they do we get a brief profile now of Mark as he does a brief solo. He’s well hung as well and clean shaven. He jerks off for the camera and lets loose a load on the leather sofa. The segment continues now as Adam and Mark have met and the two passionately kiss and caress one another as they slowly shed their clothes. Adam is already hard as Mark removes his briefs unleashing that big cock. They continue their foreplay on the couch with Mark going down on Adam. They really seem into each other and I started to enjoy this more as a bulge in my pants began to develop. Mark stands up and Adam deep throats him and nibbles at his balls. He really can suck a mean cock, that’s for sure! Mark fucks his face and it seems like Adam just can’t get enough of that German sausage! Some nice 69 action on the floor and then some rimming from Mark as Adam kneels up on a table. Mark slaps his ass as he fucks him from behind while Adam plays with his own big, uncut cock. Much in the same fashion as the first scene the two continue fucking with Adam sitting on top of Mark, face to face, and as he pushes himself up and down he covers his partner with a clear stream of cum. He gets off and deep kisses Mark as he jerks off, covering himself in his own sweet juice. You didn’t hear them as much as the first two at the end but they seemed to me, much hotter.

The next segment started a bit different with Kristian now the highlight of Alpha Males online and it doesn’t appear anyone is watching him exactly. Kristian’s a construction worker, versatile, and up for anything. He works out, easy going, and knows what he likes. He jerks off as he tells us about himself and blows a decent load across his belly. The next thing you know he and Adam are going at it in a bedroom. Real nice camera work as it begins with them sucking one another in the usual fashion and then as
After some brief fucking they decide to get a third to join them, Joey. Joey’s young, smooth and cut, and likes tall muscular tops, honest, and active. He likes hard and deep fucks, and so forth, as he performs a nice solo for the camera. As he fingers his ass and watches himself in a mirror her strokes his nice cock and lets a nice load ooze down his shaft. Flash forward, Kristian throws Joey on the bed and rips his clothes off while Adam rams his cock down his throat. It doesn’t take long and Joey has his legs in the air and Kristian is filling his ass nice and hard. Joey told us he likes it hard and rough and he sure gets it from Kristian. Adam meanwhile is kneeling over his face, letting Joey lick his balls and occasionally sucking him. These three are hot together and it gets even hotter with a double penetration! As Kristian lies down, Joey sits on top of him and Adam slides his cock inside as well. Kristian pulls out and covers Joey’s hole with jizz then pushes him off and says he has to take off. Adam and Joey are left alone and Joey gets an ass beating, literally. Adam slaps his ass with a paddle, finger fucks him, and then with a big dildo. With Joey on all fours, ass read, Adam works him over with the big rubber schlong. Adam shows his versatility as he sits on top of Joey, back to front, and takes his cock for a spin. With Adam still on top, he jerks off and then lies down to suck Joey’s balls as he strokes off a big load onto Adam’s face. Pretty hot!

Josh is cute, with brown hair and eyes and is easy going and fun to hang out with. Mark watches as Josh showers then jerks off as he continues his profile. Mark watches intently as he finishes himself off then sends him a message. It continues in the same way, the two take in some foreplay, lots of kissing and caressing, and then finally some sucking and fucking. The scene is much slower paced then the previous but was erotic nevertheless as the two make out on a sofa. Josh devours Mark’s cock, working over the tip with his tongue. They switch positions and Josh lies back to enjoy the mouth on his dick and balls. The music, much more tranquil, seemed to enhance the scene and I really got turned on watching these two and their slow suck fest. It picks up though as Mark eats out Josh’s ass, burying his tongue in that crack and slapping his cheeks. That’s not the only thing that gets buried though. Mark fucks Josh, his balls slapping against his ass, its too bad we couldn’t hear it though. They fuck doggy style and the music started getting on my nerves a bit, its funny how that can make or break any film. They end in the missionary position and Josh didn’t really seem to do much but lie there. The scene started out good but became pretty mediocre by this point. Josh makes up for himself though as he shoots a flying load into the air while Mark fucks him. Mark pulls out and he does a nice job getting off as well. Guess it wasn’t so bad after all.

Sam’s 24, blond, and has a nice tight body, and is generally a bottom. Sam jerks off on his couch and lets off a nice load while Kristian watches. Kristian is easily the star of this show. They kiss and fondle one another on a hotel bed, Sam blowing Kristian first and then Sam gets his face fucked. The two exchange rim jobs and ends with Sam obviously, getting his ass fucked. Kristian’s a great performer and really knows how to work his cock! I can see why he’s in so many scenes. Sam sits on top, gets fucked a little, then Kristian throws him on his back once more. A nice surprise comes at the end with Kristian now riding Sam. It doesn’t last long before Kristian is inside Sam again, fucking the shit out of him as he jerks himself off, spraying his hot load across his chest. Kristian pulls out his big cock and finishes the scene delivering a load onto Sam as he moans with pleasure.

The final scene has Josh and Shane sending Joey an email apparently inviting him over for a threesome. All three get in plenty of sucking action all taking turns on one another’s big, hard cocks before the scene switches gears and leaves Joey and Shane by themselves for a bit. Joey fucks Shane’s mouth and Shane does a fabulous job of going down on him before Joey bends over and gets fucked from behind. They switch positions and Shane lies on his back and opens up his ass for Joey. Josh shows back up to shove his dick down Shane’s throat as he gets fucked. It ends with just Joey and Josh jerking themselves off onto Shane’s chest and fades to black.

“Alpha Males Online” is a nice change from the usual suck and fuck films and tries to be a bit more erotic with soothing background music, nice slow camera work and seven hot Aussie men. I’ll see you online! DVD extras include a bonus solo scene entitled Joey’s webcam where he works over himself for the camera, stroking his big cock and with a bit of ass play with a dildo. He does a nice job in front of the camera but doesn’t get off. A gallery of images is also included and the standard scene selection.