Alpha Males Online Review

Reviewed by wizzerbud  on  3/13/2006

Alpha Males Online is one of those videos that starts out slow but once you see what they are doing, it really starts to get interesting. It is filmed in Sydney and features an all-Australian cast. Packed into 100 minutes of film is 6 scenes including two 3 ways, so there isn’t much time for long drawn out scenes. The guys pretty much look alike as they are all in their twenties, white, smooth skinned and uncut. The concept of the video is watching several guys as they go thru the internet dating process. To avoid the natural pitfalls of lies about photos, looks, etc, members have video profiles for others to watch. There are only seven cast members so we see several of the guys more than once.

In the initial scene Kristian is sitting naked at his laptop looking at Shane’s profile. Shane is at the beach and in the bathtub as he describes himself and what he is looking for. He moves to his bed stroking himself. Both of these guys are kind of lanky built, although Kristian has more muscle on his body. The two exchange online messages and then Kristian is talking to a buddy about his planned meeting on how long he should wait to have sex with the guy. He doesn’t wait long as the scene changes and Shane and Kristian are making out, kissing, and undressing each other. They lay back in the bed with Shane first to start sucking Kristian. We don’t get to hear the guys as they have their sex. Music plays in the background throughout the scene. Actually, this takes place throughout every scene of the movie. Shane fucks Kristian doggy style and then in missionary position before Kristian begins riding Shane’s dick. Kristian is the first to shoot and then Shane blows his load. They have some brief pillow talk and the scene ends.

Nest up Mark is looking at Adam’s profile. Adam is showering as he tells about himself. Both of these guys are tight muscled guys, with Mark having more muscle and a nice chest. . Adam is describing himself as he strokes his dick and shoots a load. Mark and Adam are now together kissing and hugging. The making out these guys do is so natural and real and not something that appears to be what a director would instruct them to do. It is unfortunate we can’t hear their voices in this. They move to the couch naked and Mark works his way down Adam’s body and sucks him. They swap up with Mark standing while Adam sucks his dick. The good camera work catches great shots of Mark’s chiseled body. The guys move into some 69 sucking and then Adam bends over a desk while Mark rims his ass. Mark begins to fuck Adam and the facial expressions on Adam as Mark begins his penetration are excellent. Mark fucks him doggy style and Adam rides his dick. Adam shoots first. They kiss while Mark jacks and shoots. We do get to finally hear their voices as they moan and breathe while popping their loads.

In the third scene Joey is at his laptop looking at Kristian’s profile. Kristian’s tight muscled body shows much better in this scene. Kristian is stroking his meat while he describes himself and shoots a quick cum shot. The scene changes to watching Kristian and Adam kissing and stroking each other. Adam starts out on Kristian’s nipples sucking and licking them and then Kristian pushes Adam back and starts sucking his dick. Adam returns with sucking Kristian. Adam stands while Kristian sucks him. The fucking starts with Kristian taking Adam doggy style. The music stops and Kristian tells Adam they need a third person. Adam tells him to go online and find one. Joey’s profile comes up and he is on the beach and then in the bathroom. Joey is bit more bulky than the other guys with a hot muscular body and a huge dick. He shoots his load in his profile video. He shows up at Kristian and Adam’s and they begin literally ripping his clothes off of him. He is on his back while Adam straddles his face and Kristian is working on his cock. This doesn’t last long before Kristian is fucking Joey and Adam is still straddling his face feeding him his dick and playing with Joey’s hot pecs. They change positions and Joey is on all fours and both Kristian and Adam shove their dicks up in his butt. Kristian pulls out first and delivers a cum shot. He tells the guys he is leaving and is out the door. They bring out the kink and Adam starts spanking Joey and smacking his body with some leather thing. Adam gets a dildo and uses it on Joey in a doggy style position. Joey lays back and now Adam is riding his dick. Adam shoots with that humongous cock up his hole. Joey straddles Adam’s mouth and blasts a load out.

Mark is back at his laptop looking at Josh’s profile. Josh is a small-framed guy with a pierced nipple. He is showering and stroking himself. He busts out a quick load. Mark and Josh exchange a few online messages and then the two are kissing wearing only a pair of briefs. They strip down while kissing and stroking each other. They move to the couch for more making out and Josh goes down on Mark’s dick. Mark pushes Josh back and starts at Josh’s chest with his mouth working it down his body and finally sucking Josh’s dick. Josh moves to all fours while Mark licks out his ass. Mark begins fucking Josh, first in doggy style and then in missionary position. Josh shoots with Mark’s dick still up in him. Mark pulls out and shoots his load.

Kristian is back at his laptop (again) looking at Sam’s profile. Sam is in the shower and comes out to sit back and stroke on the couch and shoots his load. The scene changes and Kristian is in his briefs and begins undressing the small-framed tight muscled Sam. They move to the bed, finish undressing and continue making out. Kristian is on his back while Sam sucks his dick. Sam moves to his back while Kristian face fucks him and then stands while Kristian sucks him. Kristian lays on his stomach while Sam rims his ass and they change positions so Kristian can return the favor. Kristian lays on his back while Sam rides his dick and they move so Kristian can fuck him missionary. Kristian is pounding him hard. Sam moves back to his back and now Kristian climbs on to ride his dick. Kristian gets off and now he is fucking Sam. The sex is getting intense and now we can hear voices with the music. Sam shoots first all over his own chest and abs. Kristian pulls his dick out and also shoots over Sam’s chest and abs. While not the hottest looking pair in this video, the sex was the hottest. Unfortunately this scene only lasted 11 minutes. I could have stood to watch them for another 11 minutes.

Joey is now at the laptop for the final scene watching Shane and Josh naked and making out. They exchange online messages and Joey comes over to join them. They begin kissing and undressing Joey. Josh gets down on his knees and alternately starts sucking the other two. They do some daisy chain sucking and then move to sucking each other—Josh sucking Joey, Joey sucking Josh, Joey sucking Shane, etc. Josh is first to fuck Joey doggy style. They change up and Josh is now on his back with Joey fucking him. Joey has probably the biggest dick in this cast and so its nice to see him put that big dong to work fucking the other guys. Shane is feeding his dick to Josh while Joey and his hot body is pounding Josh. Joey and Shane stand over Josh to each bust out a load over Josh’s chest. Josh is last to spit out his cum shot.

The Extras in this DVD leave a lot to be desired. They include a video of Joey’s webcam and a photo gallery. Joey’s video is hot, but not much in the grand scheme of DVD extras.

I really enjoyed this video and I am sure a lot of others will. The scenes were not crammed with filler crap or 5-10 minute rimming or 69 scenes. They were hot and moved along quickly, although sometimes too quickly. They move along so quickly you won’t bother with pressing the fast forward button on the remote to get to the good stuff. For those that like models who show some attention to the chest and nipples, this one does it. Nothing kinky, but some nice sucking. The sex is real and natural, and hot. There were times the camera missed some good angles due to a hand or leg in the way, but on the whole, the camera work was great. Typically you see videos where one guy sucks, then the other one, and then they fuck. Here you see the guys change up sucking, just like you would in real life sex. On the downside though, I did not like the music playing instead of hearing the guys have sex. I enjoy the sounds of the guys and that was missing in this video. There should also be a more diverse cast, especially if you are going to use models more than once in a video. Bring in more different body types and ethnic groups. This video is not a rental unit. It’s one for your library.