All About Ass (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  3/2/2014

All About Ass brings Bonnie Rotten and Sheena Shaw, clearly the top two anal babes in all of porn, under one roof. These girls are by far the hottest and nastiest to come down the pike in a long time and Darkko steps up to the plate to make sure they deliver the goods.



Overall Synopsis: Glamour-obsessed Director Jonni Darkko loves a seeming contradiction: glamorous beauties into the hardest, raunchiest sex. His new "All About Ass" is more than three hours of nasty, one-on-one butt-fuck scenes pitting the veteran pornographer against five stunning sluts eagerly showcasing their extreme anal talents. Busty, tattooed 20-year-old Bonnie Rotten masturbates with a vibrator, invading both holes with a huge double-dong until her anus prolapses lewdly and she squirts an orgasmic shower of girl juice. Bonnie swallows Jonni's prick in a slobbery session of messy throat fucking until he spurts a massive load all over her pretty face. Smashing young blonde Zoey Monroe uses big anal toys while masturbating with a buzzing vibrator. The director pumps Zoey's elastic, gaping rectum and feeds the gorgeous doll his greasy dick ass-to-mouth. Athletic ass queen Sheena Shaw takes the director's boner inside her yawning rectum and wetly worships his meat before kneeling for a sloppy cum facial. Adorable, little [redacted by legal demand] takes a thorough ass banging and a faceful of thick, spermy goo; she sucks out every last drop. Dressed in sheer, seamed stockings, lusty American Latina beauty Vicki Chase gets her booty penetrated and helps out, stretching open her cheeks with both hands. Vicki's lovely face ends up covered in Jonni's splooge. "All About Ass" delivers saliva-soaked oral debauchery and dripping cum facials, but mostly it's a masterpiece of POV-style anal perversion.

Extras: Jonni Darkko's "All About Ass" is a single-disc DVD with cumshot recap, cast list, filmographies and trailers.

Bonnie Rotten: Bonnie is the reigning POTY and these scene clearly shows why.



Bonnie kicks things off looking spectacular as always as she gives us a very nice tease segment. She starts things out with 3 fingers in her back door while she’s in doggy. She rolls over and talks to us while she goes to work with an industrial sized vibe. She smacks her pussy a bit and delivers a super squirt to completely drench the area. She pulls out a black double header and stuffs her holes for a few minutes. A black butt plug is up next which makes it home in both her pink and stink. She really works herself over to the point of giving us some nice gapes. With no fan fare, a cock enters the picture and also her ass while she’s in doggy. They move into Bonnie giving some rather sloppy head while her head hangs over the edge of the bed. More anal in doggy with gape shots leads into Bonnie giving some extremely sloppy head. She’s rewarded with a face full of cum to close things out.

Sheena Shaw: I’m glad Sheena reconsidered her decision to leave porndom.



She goes to work immediately with 8 fingers in her ass to open herself up for the toys that will soon be residing there. As with Bonnie’s scene, they start with some toys, the cock enters her ass, she gives some sloppy head and then they alternate back and forth with doggy anal and spit sloppy A2M. The only difference between Sheena and the rest of the girls is that Sheena uses industrial sized toys to open up her ass versus the normal sized ones the other girls use. Sheena takes a sloppy mouth shot to close out the scene complete with digestion.

Vicki Chase: Vicki is another newbie to me and starts out her scene on the bed with numerous large glass toys to choose from.



She starts out small with the toys, but its still impressive the way she gets opened up while she vibes herself. Some nice gapes delivered by Vicki. She also makes some comments about taking the cock deep into her mouth until she vomits just like the bulimic girls. No vomiting delivered but Vicki does take a cumshot to the face. Point of note, Vicki is the only pube free pussy of the bunch.

Zoey Munroe: I don’t recall ever seeing this lovely blonde before, but she does have a very nice smile and body.



She starts out naked giving us some tease shots and then in a bit of a plot twist, she actually puts on some lingerie to wear during the scene. She starts out analing herself with 1 toy and then quickly works into 2, 1 for each the front and back doors. An unannounced cock enters and goes anal on her to start. Some nice gapes. As is the theme here, Zoey gets a bit sloppy on the no hands deep throat. They move back to doggy anal alternating between cock and toys. More head and then back to alternating toys and cock anal with Zoey in piledriver. The guy then drops his load onto her face while she sucks on a dildo.

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Gabi starts out toying her ass for a bit until the cock enters her in piledriver. She uses her fingers to gape herself when the guy isn’t in her. They take some spit covered tasting breaks. They hit doggy and piledriver in anal before closing things out with Gabi having her face decorated with hot cum.

Pluses: Hot anal babes all round delivering outstanding gaping action. Sheena takes some jumbo sized toys in her gaping ass. Bonnie squirting. Zoey is very cute.

Minuses: Limited positions by the girls.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 10 for some serious gaping anal action.

Is it worth it? Any release that has Bonnie or Sheena in it is a keeper. You can’t go wrong here.