All About Ass (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  2/7/2014

Running Time: 197 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Jonni Darkko

Cast: Bonnie Rotten, [redacted by legal demand], Sheena Shaw, Vicki Chase, Zoey Monroe, and Jonni Darkko

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done, which is nothing new with Jonni Darkko. The audio is clear and well balanced, and although there aren't any background noises that I noticed, there are a few moments when you get Jonni giving the girls a few instructions that seem out of place. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. It's very well lit and clear, and Jonni normally has a very solid hand on the camera. There are a few moments with some camera shake, but they're definitely far from the norm.

Watermark Warning: Although I don't like to see watermarks, I don't blame studios for using them if they think it will stop piracy of their product if they can do it tastefully. Here, Evil Angel does it very tastefully with a small watermark in the lower right corner that stays stationary so that it's easy to filter out of one's mind. It would be better if it were a little lower and more to the side as it did start to intrude a few times and drew my eyes away from what they were wanting to see, but it's much better than most other watermarks I've seen.

The Movie: Jonni Darkko keeps a focus on the ass through this release, mixing heavy anal toy play with POV anal sex, sloppy blowjobs, and even a little attention for the pussy.

Extremely heavily inked brunette Bonnie shows off in an orange bra, panties, garter belt, and stockings on a bed. It doesn't take her long to start fingering her asshole as well as sucking her fingers clean. She moves on to work on her pussy with a Hitachi and finishes herself off with her fingers as she lets go with a nice squirt. She continues to squirt and work over her holes with a few more toys, and Jonni even lends a hand to help pleasure her holes so Bonnie can show off plenty of gapes. He moves on to fuck her ass and continues to pull out plenty of times for Bonnie to show off more gapes. They go back to lots of toy play for Bonnie's ass, and Jonni lets her suck his cock a bit before giving her an amazing facial. After he finishes, Bonnie lays back and works on her pussy with the Hitachi again to turn out a huge squirt as well as working in a bit of footplay.

Dirty blonde cutie Zoey shows off her great smile and eyes laying on a bed naked before getting up to show her nicely natural tits. She plays with herself a little before putting on a cute little pink and yellow bra and panty set along with pink and black stockings that connect to a matching garter belt. Zoey lays back on a bed and fucks her ass with a plug while holding a Hitachi on her clit. She moves on to fuck it with a pink popsicle-like anal toy and mixes in a bit of ass to mouth action. Zoey also breaks out a good sized glass toy for her ass and lets Jonni help out so she can better show off her gapes. He works his way back and forth fucking her ass with the toy and his cock while continuing to let Zoey gape frequently. She gives him some nicely sloppy head swallowing his cock and playing with her spit before getting on all fours to let Jonni fuck her ass with her pink popsicle toy and his cock a bit more. Jonni works Zoey back up to the big glass toy as well and gets some nicely sloppy head before she presents herself for some pile driver ass play and winks her gaping ass before letting Jonni fuck his way between her holes. Jonni also helps Zoey get the technical DP fucking each of her holes while leaving the large glass toy in the other. After working her over a little more with her toys and his cock, Jonni finally lets Zoey have a very impressive facial finish.

Smoking hot brunette anal queen Sheena starts her scene on a white bed showing off in a black bra and garter belt with black and red stockings. She grabs a large glass dildo and fucks her ass while talking dirty and taking plenty of tastes of the toy. Jonni shows up to help fuck her ass with the toy in missionary and doggie, and then grants Sheena's wish to fuck her ass with his cock giving it to her balls deep and then pulling out so she can gape. They continue to work on her ass with toys, fingers, and Jonni's cock as Sheena props her ass up missionary style on a pillow on the edge of the bed. She gets down to give Jonni some sloppy head and then lays back to stretch out her ass with a huge red toy. Jonni takes things one step further adding his cock to her ass before returning to taking turns between his cock and the toy in her ass. Finally Sheena drops down to take a very nice facial finish, and naturally plays with the cum and shows it off a bit before swallowing it down.

Brunette Gabriella starts on the bed in a little animal print and pink bra and panty set with plenty of toys nearby. She checks out the toys and shows off the bunnytail buttplug she's wearing before pulling it out and sucking it clean. Gabi plays with her ass using her fingers a bit before propping it up, sucking on one of the toys, and letting Jonni go to work on her ass with the toy. He moves on to fuck her ass with his cock as she gives him plenty of vocal encouragement as well as showing off some very nice gapes. Jonni continues to stretch Gabi's sphincter with his cock and the toys so she can show off her gapes, and she eagerly sucks his cock until he lets her have a nice pop over her face. Gabi plays with the cum and lets him fuck her face a bit more before playing with his seed and letting the camera fade out.

Sultry Latina Vicki starts her scene in some sexy stockings along with a pink and black bra and panty set laying on a bed and fucking her ass with a clear toy. She talks dirty to Jonni and his camera and plays with her pussy a bit while working on her ass. Jonni gives her a little more lube as she fucks her ass with the toy, and after a bit moves on to fuck her ass. They work on her ass in pile driver with toys, fingers, and cock before Vicki gets down to sloppily suck Jonni's cock and balls. Vicki even lays back to let Jonni fuck her face before getting on all fours and spreading her cheeks as Jonni works his way between her holes. Finally Vicki drops to her knees and opens wide for Jonni so spray his seed over her pretty face. Afterwards she shows it off with a smile and gives him one last suck to make sure she didn't miss any.

If you like gaping, anal toy play, POV anal action, sloppy blowjobs, and high quality facials, I hope that long before you made it to this point in the review you went over to the Adult DVD Talk Price Search and ordered a copy of Jonni Darkko's All About Ass. I'll admit that this one took me a little bit to get into, largely due to Bonnie Rotten being the first scene. Bonnie has one heck of a cute face and a great sexual appetite, but her excessive ink is a major turn-off for me to the point that even though she shows great enthusiasm through scenes they're extremely difficult for me to watch. Thankfully she was followed by Zoey, who always seems to show a great attitude and enjoyment of anal sex and quickly brought me right back into the movie with an amazing scene that lasted over an hour. Sheena Shaw is every bit as amazing as expected, as well as looking fantastic, and continues to show why she's one of the top anal queens in today's porn world. [redacted by legal demand] does a very nice job with her scene, but it's also the shortest in the movie lasting barely twenty minutes. Vicki Chase wraps things up nicely, and although her scene is on the shorter side once again at around twenty five minutes, she helps the movie to end on a high note due to her great enthusiasm as well as looking darn hot. I'll admit to being a bit surprised by the amount of toy play in the movie, which I think might turn some people off, but at the same time I really liked how much it set All About Ass apart from so many of today's other anal releases. All About Ass is a darn hot anal release that's definitely worth the purchase.

The Extras: The extras are pretty limited here, and only give a few trailers, filmographies for the girls, cumshot recaps, a cast listing by scene, and weblinks.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: If you like toys, gapes, and anal POV action, this one's definitely worth the purchase.

Note to Jonni Darkko / Evil Angel: It's been a while since I've checked out any of your movies, and it's great to see that the high quality I expected was still there.

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