All About Anal (Caballero) Review

Reviewed by pornopunk  on  8/6/2004

All About Anal has a a top notch cast. Lauren Phoenix, Taylor Rain and Cameron Caine are all babes that semm to always give great performances. I was surprised that a movie with such a strong cast could get so little attention. I found it by chance at my local video store. Even though the title is All About Anal, it’s not an anal only movie like Mark Wood’s underrated series All About Ass. There’s some dialog before each scene and there’s music in the background. It’s shot like a Gonzo film, but it has the feel of a feature. All scenes are 1 on 1 and the same guy (Kyle Phillips) is in every scene. He’s an older guy that’s overweight (If that bothers you..) I rate all scenes on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score

Scene One
(Lauren Phoenix)

The scene starts with Lauren and the guy sitting on the couch. He wants sex and she wants to go out. He grabs at her, and causes her to bump her head and instantly she has amnesia and suddenly becomes horny. He briefly eats her before she sucks his cock. Lauren gives a great blowjob with good eye contact. He bends her over the couch and fucks her standing doggie style. It’s well captured and the pace is hard and fast. Next she sits on his cock in reverse cowgirl. She pauses for some pussy to mouth sucking and she bends over to do it with her butt in full focus. There’s also a good angle of the sucking shot from between her legs. Hot! She remounts in RC. Next she on top again. This time anal cowgirl. She slams her body down hard on his dick and her ass looks awesome and is the focus of the position. He picks her up for a quick standing anal cowgirl. Next she lays flat on her tummy while he fucks her ass from behind. They switch to piledriver then more anal cowgirl before he throws her off quickly and barely makes it to shoot a load in her open mouth. She gives him some heart stopping post cum head to finish him off. This was a great scene. Lauren looked hot as usual and the intensity was wall to wall! ** 10 **

Scene Two
(Cameron Caine)

This scene starts with the guy as a pool guy and Cameron is a bored married woman. He installed a waterfall and is done for the day, but she wants sex. Being a gentlemen he that he is, he accepts her offer. He gives her pussy a few quick licks and she gives him a great looking blowjob. By the way, the scene is shot outdoors, so shawdows were an issue. She mounts him in RC and he stops her several times because her pussy is too good for him to take. He takes a break and licks her pussy some more then fucks her in standing doggie. They move to a lounge chair and she wants it in the ass and she gets it in RC. This is were things get weird. I don’t know if the anal was faked, but all you see are closeups of the anal and one pulled back shot of the action with shadows over the penetration. Same thing happens in anal cowgirl. You never see her face, or much of her body during the anal and the lighting seems different in spots. Also, her moans seemed to be dubbed. Anyway the “anal” cowgirl is suddenly vaginal cowgirl right before she takes a popshot to the mouth. I don’t know for sure if the anal in this scene was faked, but the whole scene was strange to me. The sex was average at best and Cameron’s looked better in other movies. ** 6 **

Scene Three
(Taylor Rain)

This time the guy is a writer and he’s in his hotel room working. Taylor works for the hotel and brings “him” something to drink. She has two glasses...lol! Anyway, she’s looks outstanding in this cute little skirt and tint white top. She almost screws up her short dialogue, and it’s really cheesey and funny. They kiss, she gets naked and he eats her pussy all in about two minutes. Then she sucks his cock. She doesn’t seem into it at all. Then he fucks her pussy for about forty seconds in spoon then switches to doggie. Anal starts in mish. the pace is slow and akward looking. Then she climbs on top for anal cowgirl and she hardly moves at all. She just kinda sits there and she’s not very vocal either. She’s a little better in anal RC, but not much better. In spoon more of the same. The guy can’t seem to get any rythmn with his strokes, and Taylor looks like she’s waiting for him to finish. Once again they move back to anal cowgirl and she doesn’t ride his cock any better. Once again, she looks bored and barely moves at all. The guy then positions her in mish and fucks her pussy or ass (couldn’t tell) until he cums over her open mouth. Most of it missed her faced. I was stunned to see Taylor Rain like this. This scene was well below the standard of what most of her fans, including me, expect from her. Maybe it was the pairing because the whole scene didn’t seem to flow at all. ** 6 **

Scene Four
(Lauren Phoenix...again!)

This scene starts with Lauren and the guy playing pool. She shows him her ass to distract him while he’s shooting and he quickly comes over and pulls off her skirt and licks her ass and pussy while she’s bending over the pool table. There’s also a great shot of her ass from below while he’s eating her coochie. She then gives him a smokin blowjob in the 69 position with her top. Deep throating, no hands, ball licking, and great eye contact! Next she rides his cock in RC and does some great dirty talk. In the same position he puts his dick in her ass. It’s perfectly captured front in front and slightly below. My favorite part is when she grinds her hips slowly and says “ I ‘m massaging your dick with my asshole” HOT!! She does one of the best looking ass to mouth blowjobs I’ve ever seen before moving to anal spoon. Spoon then morphs into a sideways doggie. She gets on top and does a awesome squat fuck anal cowgirl. Her beautiful ass is front and center as she pumps her asshole up and down on his dick. She follows this up with more outstanding a2m head. He pounds her ass more in doggie followed by a2m then standing anal doggie. More anal RC and anal cowgirl then a good popshot with excellent cleanup. WOW! another perfect scene from Lauren. She’s perfect in this movie ** 10 **

Scene Five
(Alex Millano)

Alex is a average looking Euro girl. The guy is a porn producer an she is trying out for a part in his movie. She sucks his cock and reads dialogue from a script in her hand. She loses the paper and gives him an ok blowjob. He eats hers then goes straight for her ass in mish. She rubs her clit while he fucks her ass. We get way too much fatman ass towards the end of the mish. Next it’s anal cowgirl with a good pace and shot mostly from the side. He picks her for standing anal cowgirl. He sits down and we get more cowgirl. This time he fucks her pussy and it’s shot mostly from behind. Next more pussy fucking in RC then cut to her sucking his cock while he sits in a chair. After sucking, she jerks of his cock fast for a long time trying to get him to cum. He finally cums and shoots a big load all over her face and open mouth. She gives his dick some nice cleanup while eyeing the camera. She got the part... ** 6.5 **

Summary

I have mixed feelings about this movie. Both of Lauren ‘s scenes are great and worth the price of the movie. The others are slightly above average and if your a fan of Taylor Rain, skip it. This was not a good scene for her even though she looked hot and the positions were good, she wasn’t her usual hot & nasty self. Cameron’s scene would be better if I didn’t suspect the anal was faked, and Alex’s scene lacked heat and seemed rushed. Rent it first to see what you think.