Alexis Ford Darkside Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  11/23/2012

Review:
Breaking free from the contract-girl mold with utter and wild abandon, Alexis Ford reaches her full and uninhibited potential in “Alexis Ford Darkside”, an amazing release from Jules Jordan Video. Indeed, nearly every porn fan secretly (or not so secretly) desires to see his or her favorite contract-girls defiled. It’s a basic tenet of porn: hot girls doing crazy, sexual shit are…well…hot! So, what could make the blood (cum?) boil more than a former contract-girl (a supermodel of the industry)—who’s still well within her prime—dropping down and getting oh so very dirty for the camera? Nothing, of course, except perhaps in the case where she’s not only partaking in the debauchery but also spurring it on, consuming it, and wantonly craving it in a nigh uncontrollable fashion. This is exactly what occurs here. With a full-on intensity and hunger that will leave the viewer doing double-take upon double-take, Ms. Ford sheds any and all contract-girl pretenses and simply goes for broke. She takes on some of the biggest (and blackest) of cocks…in the ass (one of them), she does a cum-splattered blow-bang, a raunchy double-penetration, and even “squirts” to the point of creating a puddle on the floor…which she then gets fucked in. It’s insane, and—far better yet—she revels in all of it. Indeed, this fine fuck-flick is most certainly something to behold. Kudos to Alexis! She has been fully reborn.

Plot-wise, Alexis plays the part of a young woman whose love of sex has completely consumed her existence. Indeed, her nymphomania has reached such epic proportions that she has sought out the aid of a psychoanalyst (Jules Jordan). The various segments that ensue are framed in the context of a session that Alexis is having with this doctor, and they largely play out as flashbacks / illustrations of what she’s noting to him. Until the final scene, the psychiatrist doesn’t actually appear on camera and his voice is electronically-muffled, which only adds to the dark and dirty nature of the proceedings. In all, this plot device is quite effective at setting the tone for the various sequences to come (cum?).

In terms of the sex, Scene One kicks off with Alexis in a sleek and revealing white-latex outfit that accentuates her curves perfectly and complements her platinum blonde hair and light-hued skin. She seems almost angelic here, as she teases the camera with subtle and sensual gyrations. Ultimately, she makes her way over to the bed of this modern-feeling pad and gently spreads her feminine goods for the camera…giving hints of her inner pink secrets. Alexis is looking stunning here. A cut brings her to the arms of Lexington Steele, whose hefty black member doesn’t take long to make its appearance—largely at the behest of the eager young woman. A scorching oral, vaginal, and anal romp ensues, with Alexis’ tight holes impressively able to accommodate her partner’s massive length and girth. Not to leave any base uncovered, she does some ass-to-mouth and gapes, and it truly seems as though she can’t get enough of the black dick. To cap off this amazing encounter, Alexis takes a big facial from Lex and then, after sucking him off some more, scoops the cum into her mouth and swallows. Unreal!

In Scene Two, Alexis is scouting out big cocks for an exclusive women’s club that she heads up. As should be clear to the general porn-viewing audience, Nacho Vidal fits this bill quite well and is therefore the subject of the day’s interview. Of course, she has to sample the goods before making her recommendation, and it isn’t long before she has his schlong out of his pants and in her mouth. Indeed, Nacho’s cock complements Alexis’ cute white women’s coat, hot-pink shirt, and baby-blue micro-skirt quite well, even when he’s fucking her face fairly heavily with it (spit, throating)…and she again looks incredible. By the time that all’s said and done, Nacho has nailed her righteously over (and on) a desk and a bed, in front of a set of glass doors overlooking the valley, and on the floor. Alexis has been made to “squirt” heavily at his hand (to the point of soaking the carpet), and even has her face buried in the puddle as she’s taken in a doggie-style position. Nacho cream-pies her in a cowgirl position to finish things off, and—of course—he fucks her a bit more afterward, with Alexis then lapping at some of the cum that’s fallen out of her and onto him. This is blistering hot stuff!

Scene Three features another wild ride for Alexis, as she takes her first onscreen double-penetration. Starting off in a dog cage and a black-latex, barely-there outfit that leaves her breasts exposed and has as its “g-string” only thin gold chains, Alexis writhes and gyrates for the camera in ways that can only be described as wantonly erotic. Shortly, her two studs—Criss Strokes and Voodoo—make their appearances, each wearing only a black leather pouch and a mask. They let her out of her pen, put a leash on her, and then lead her to a plush, raised cushion on the marble-tiled floor. From there, the trio goes at it in what can only be described as an incredible romp. Alexis provides some sexy double-oral work on the gentlemen, and they take her in all manner of sexy ways—eye-watering oral (face-fucking, throating), various vaginal positions, rotisserie, and of course anal (ass-to-mouth) and double-penetration (doggie and reverse-cowgirl). The sight of two big dicks simultaneously plundering her holes is most certainly one to behold, and the fact that she loves it is wild. To close out the festivities, Criss leaves Alexis with a gooey and leaky vaginal cream-pie, and Voodoo then steps in and deposits one in her ass. Criss’ semen inadvertently provides some of the lube for Voodoo’s penetration, and Alexis is ultimately left a dirty, cum-shitting and –lapping little slave-girl. Crazy!

In Scene Four, Alexis starts out in a soft, light-pink bra-and-panties set in the windowed bathroom of a studio apartment with an incredible view of the city. Equally (really more) incredible is the sensual tease that she does for her nude and erect lover—Mandingo—in front of the full-length windows. The sex goes from gentle to hard in no time flat, as Alexis takes his monstrous member in her mouth…doing her best to deep-throat it and dropping gobs of spit along the way. Her mascara runs, and Mandingo puts her over a sink basin for some sexy standing rear-entry action. He penetrates her tight pink hole…stretching her out…and she’s clearly loving it. From there, the pair transitions over to the bed and a full-fledged, sheet-biting fucking ensues. The proceedings manage to remain both hard and sensual here—despite the apparent contradictory impression that those terms might engender—and it’s clear that the couple possesses an incredible chemistry. The action ultimately finishes off with a facial for Ms. Ford…followed up by an apparent swallow. This segment is as sexy as the others are dirty—nice!

Scene Five goes straight back to the gutter—in a good way—as Alexis blow-bangs Bill Bailey, Eric John, Criss Strokes, Mark Zane, and Jules Jordan. Taking place in an auto garage after Alexis rolls in dressed in a tight, black-latex suit and driving a bomb-ass Rolls, the workmen there are quick to exact their toll for helping her fix the scratch on her car. Before long, Alexis goes to work on their “big tools”, bobbing on the assorted knobs before her with zeal. There’s some two-cocks-in-the-mouth chub-rubbing here, and plenty of spit, throating, and even some gagging. Clearly not prone to claustrophobia, Ms. Ford has no issue with being tightly surrounded by man-meat. By the time that all’s said and done, the gentlemen have made an atrocious mess of her ivory-hued visage, leaving it glazed in a mix of tears, spit, mascara, and cum. Most of their seed, however, winds up collected in her mouth…and she swallows the whole lot. Amazing. Alexis is a sexual gladiator in the truest sense of the word.

In Scene Six, Alexis’ psychoanalytical session with Jules Jordan has simply gotten to be too much for the good doctor. Instead of him helping her with her “problem” (if it can be called such), she’s managed to help him get wood. Sensing the turning tide of the situation, Alexis acts in kind…spreading her legs to reveal her dainty pink panties. Clad in a gray top, a tiny hot-pink micro-skirt, and a matching lingerie set, she’s nearly impossible to resist, and Jules doesn’t even try. She sensually strips down for him, teasing him as she goes and even drawing her panties up into herself and between her smooth folds. A POV blowjob ensues (semi-throating, titty-fucking), followed by a sexy POV vaginal boinking. The dirty-talk by Alexis is off-the-charts here, as she teases Jules about having another man’s load up inside her from just before their appointment. Eventually, she works him into her ass and does some awesome anal grinding and even ass-to-mouth. All POV, the festivities come to a close with Alexis jerking and sucking Jules to a pop-shot on her hand, arm, and in her mouth. She slurps up the jizz that got away from her and swallows it all. This shit is hot!

Bonus-wise, there’s a “Behind the Scenes” featurette (~14 minutes), a “Cumshot Recap”, and a “Photo Gallery” (a slideshow of pretty-girl shots and stills from the production). A text-based “Cast List”, “Websites” list, and “Biography” of Jules Jordan are also present, as are six “Trailers”.

In all, this is an amazing, groundbreaking release for Alexis Ford that will likely redefine her career going forward. She is awesome here in ways that few would have imagined, and she demonstrates that she’s willing to do just about anything. While she’s always been cool and put forth high-quality performances, this is something special. This film is a must-have for even the most jaded of porn fans.


My wife and I had the good fortune of meeting Alexis at Exxxotica NJ 2012. Check out a summary of our time at the event on my blog...(as Marv Montag)

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