Adam & Eve's Legendary Squirters Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  1/29/2012

So, I got the Squirt-O-Meter out of my closet to help me review ADAM & EVE'S LEGENDARY SQUIRTERS (2011, Adam & Eve Pictures) that's part of the Adam & Eve Collector's Series. Some of these scenes on this 4 hour compilation are not really Squirt-O-Meter worthy; those that are tend to come from Adam & Eve's Hot Squirts series. Condoms are used in a few scenes. Some scenes are in wide screen but most are of the standard frame variety. I' ll note if a scene has condom usage or if it's shot in wide screen.

Meanwhile, the Squirt-O-Meter worthy scenes will have a {{{{{, {{{{, {{{, {{ or { rating attached to the position for every worthy squirt that registers on the instrumentation for these 13 scenes with "14 legendary stars" plus a bonus scene.

FLOWER TUCCI and WILL POWERS from YOUR ASS IS MINE 2---{{{ masturbation, {{{ dildo action leads to a mostly typical anal fucking scene with {{{ in reverse cowgirl, a {{{{ in anal mish and a {{{ squirt of the anal cream pie for the finisher. Wide screen. 36 minutes.

ANGELA STONE & BRAD BALDWIN from HOT SQUIRTS 3---A blow job on the couch leads to a {{{{ during twat suck, {{{{{ during a side fuck, {{{{{ and {{{ during reverse cow, then not much until a crazy {{{{{ gusher before the facial. Wide screen. 20 minutes. Angie Stone, a Queen of the Squirt Stream.

CYTHEREA & RICK MASTERS from HOT SQUIRTS 2---Wearing a white shirt that says "Slippery When Wet," Cytherea and Rick land on a white cushioned furniture piece for {{{{{ and {{{{{ in mish, a {{{{ shot lost in the squirt filled camera lens, a {{{{ mini geyser during mish. Cyth takes a rest then {{, {{{{, {{, {{{ during mish but nothing during side doggy. A {{{{ or {{{{{ into the camera leads to terrific {{{{, {{{ doggy squirts then a {{{{ mish squirt concludes the wet stuff until Cytherea takes a nice facial then delivers solid after suck. 19 minutes? Yea, an action packed scene from Squirt Queen Cytherea.

TIANA LYNN & TOMMY GUNN from NEW SCENE---On a couch, a kneeling blow job leads to {{{ and {{{ in reverse cowgirl, more blow job then a {{ in reverse cowgirl leads to a {{ and a {{ in cowgirl and {{{ mish squirts. {{{ and {{ pile driver squirts lead to a facial finisher. 18 minutes.

VICTORIA GIVENS & TONY TEDESCHI from TRUE HARDWOOD STORIES---Fake boobed Victoria gets wet during some fingering until a { in mish occurs during this otherwise standard suck and fuck scene. 17 minutes.

JADA FIRE & EVAN STONE from WHITE POLES IN DARK HOLES---In and around a couch area, Jada registers a {{ in reverse cow, a {{{ in mish and a { in reverse cow anal with a facial that she licks up from off the white couch.

ARIA & NICOLE SHERIDAN & VOODOO from EXTREME BEHAVIOR---Voodoo wears a condom to fuck Aria then loses it for his suck and fuck stuff with Nicole that leads to a spritzing anal mish and a pussy painted with a cum shot. White flashes and action that seems slightly speeded up really detract then the girls squirt on Voodoo lying flat on his back for the finale. 16 minutes.

ANNIE CRUZ & TONY T from HOT SQUIRTS 3---This disappointing shadowy scene out by the pool takes awhile to get going. Annie finally lets loose a spritz during upright fucking then lets loose a wicked {{{{ shot past her head, then {{{{, {{{, {{{{ in mish, a {{ with one leg up, {{{ in cowgirl. Annie takes a facial then lets a {{{ squirt fly for good measure---Wide screen. 21 minutes.

ANNA MALLE & STEVE HATCHER from BACKSTAGE PASSES---Steve wears a condom for this standard scene with wet fingering, some straight sex positions and a facial. 16 minutes.

MISSY MONROE & TONY TEDESCHI from HOT SQUIRTS---Missy looks great in a purple fishnet thing. She lies atop this bench and uses some sort of vibrator device on her pussy to register a {{{ squirt. Tony gets to rubbing her pussy that leads to blow job, mish, doggy and side anal but not much else on the squirting front. 20 minutes.

HOLLY HOLLYWOOD & RANDY SPEARS from THE VAULT---Blow job action leads to {{ fingering, doggy and a cum shot. 11 minutes. That was quick.

NICKI HUNTER & NICKI HUNTER'S TOYS from TOY BOX 2---Nicki plunges toys in her pussy and ass that lead to a solid {{ squirt via fingering and a dildo in her ass for the finale. 15 minutes.

ARIANNA JOLLEE & TOMMY GUNN from HOT SQUIRTS---Arianna gets in a few mild squirts in this poorly shot 15 minute scene that concludes the DVD a bit on the dry side.

The 24 minute bonus scene with MC KENZEE MILES and TOMMY GUNN on a poolside black couch from SQUIRT GIRL: ALEXIS FORD gets the wet stuff going again in this well-shot wide screen presentation. A {{ squirt in cowgirl leads to {{{ reverse cowgirl squirts, a couple {{ side squirts and a few {{ squirts in doggy and side lead to a cum shot landed on her tummy. Other extras include a 6 minute photo gallery and 8 minutes of previews that I didn't bother watching.

Produced by Cajmonet Cameron, ADAM & EVE'S LEGENDARY SQUIRTERS (2011, Adam & Eve Pictures) hits a few too many dry spots but the usual squirting superstars at the front end of the DVD are all wet and that's a good thing in this case. Including the Mc Kenzee Miles squirt fest helps boost the rating of the extras. My only other complaint is that the two shots of Jada Fire on the DVD cover might lead the purchaser to think that this compilation has multiple squirt scenes with black gals when there's only that one. Final rating of {{ 1/2 from the Squirt-O-Meter translates as !! 1/2 outta !!!!! on the T0MBOne scale.