Absolute Ass 3 Review
Venom
Studio: Venom
Category: Anal
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Starring: Tyce Bune, Cassandra, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Anthony Hardwood, Steven French, Lauren Phoenix, Jayna Oso, Isabel Ice, Victoria Sin
Released on: 2/1/2005
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Reviewed by picman on 4/16/2005
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| Prologue What reason do I have for wanting to see this video? Well, I can name four. Jayna Oso, Lauren Phoenix, Isabel Ice and Victoria Sin. All of them are torrid performers. I don't know Cassandra and only hope she's not the homely, big busted Euro who was abused in a few titles by Anabolic a few years ago. I've seen the name of the director, Jordan Septo, on a few interesting titles recently and this DVD seems well worth my perusal. |
 Isabel Ice is encountere on a swing, with her hand inside her orange panties. She tells the director that the more she plays with it before, the better it'll feel when the scene gets started. Isabel pulls aside her gusset and shows a pierced clit and wet honey hole. She admits to being a "dirty little whore", but only in the best possible way. She assures Mr. Septo that she's taking it in the ass today. Speaking of ass, that's the next body part on display. Isabel has a fine bum and agrees to stick four fingers up there. No problem. She prefers cock and Lee Stone just happens to be there. He goes right after her ass, spitting into the open hole and molesting it in general. He stands her up and kisses her, spitting in her mouth. Isabel kneels in front and sucks Lee's curved dick. She throats him and they spit at each other. That's a lot of cock to lodge in her throat, but Isabel seems to do it with ease. Lee picks her up for a standing 69. Major props to Lee for holding Isabel up for and extended amount of time. She's not a small woman. He sets her down on the swing and fucks her in doggy. A leg gets picked up and Isabel's body makes a turn toward the camera. That turns her into a potty mouthed slut. She wants it hard and deep. Lee makes every effort to make it so. He rotates her into mish and pounds the shit out of her hot cunt. Isabel cums and Lee picks her up for a flying fuck. Isabel calls herself "a nasty fucking cock hole". Gotta love it. They come back down for CG and Lee starts to finger her ass. Meanwhile, Isabel is driving her body down on his cock, and hard. Lee spanks her and Isabel chimes in with some hard slaps of her own. She moves off and Lee is fucking her from the side now. Isabel gives him carte blanche and Lee chooses to plow her ass now. Slight rotation to mish anal. The thrusts are long and deep. Spitting and ass smacking. More deep, mish anal. Lee spits on her hand and she buries it in her cunt. He goes caveman on her ass and she squeals in delight. A2M leading to RCA. Isabel slides up and down like she's on a kiddie ride. She rears back and Lee rocks her body on his cock. They go flying again, then Lee sets her down for an up and over doggy anal. He drives her butt relentlessly. Isabel wants his cum and tries to coax it out with her nasty talk. She resorts to begging and Lee finally works up his load, spunking in her mouth. Isabel plays with it a little, showing it on her tongue and gargling before swallowing. Some post pop play to end a fine scene. |
 Sleek, pretty, raven haired Victoria Sin is up next. She's looking especially delicious in pink and black and she turns around to give us a view of her fine little ass. Victoria sits down to show us a meaty pussy. She uses the juices to smear on her big clit, then puts four fingers in there to show how much room she has. Victoria explores her ass for the camera and a large cock is brought in belonging to Steve French for Victoria to feed on. She does a nice job of sucking him, then lays back to get her pussy filled. French chokes her, and when he takes his hand away, she has him replace it. P2M and French is ready for ass, which he takes in doggy. Victoria asks for it slow and deep, and sounds so sexy with her instruction. She strums her clit while enjoying his deep thrusts. Victoria asks for A2P and back. I've seen this done many times, but never by request. French has her suck the combined juices from his cock. He sits back for RCA. She fingers her pussy and tells him she can feel his dick. A2M and back on the ride in CG. He's willing to go for her pussy, but she wants it in her ass. Victoria manages to rub one out like this, then licks her juice from his cock and tosses his salad. She sticks her ass in the air for an up and over doggy anal. After plumbing her depths, French gets into her pussy for a bit before feeding Victoria his cock again. Back to up and over doggy anal, almost a piledriver. There's some queefing and they do wind up in a reverse piledriver. He turns for a regular piledriver anal and starts to savage her pretty pucker. They move to CG vag and French gives her several warming slaps to the tush. Quick spin to RCA. A2M, which Victoria seems to enjoy too much, then back to piledriver. He gapes her ass and feeds her some taste, then sits on her face for some rimming. They move to the loveseat where this scene started to finger her open rectum and fuck in doggy. He goes pussy to ass and back again. Rinse and repeat. Victoria slobbers his cock again. She lays back to stick her hand up her holes and French plants his pole in mish anal. Some gaping and insertion shots. French is ready to erupt and Victoria wants to swallow. He cums in and on her mouth, licking some of the mess himself and carrying it into her mouth. He uses his cock to clean off some more and give Victoria something to suck on. They bid us goodbye at the fade. |
 Cassandra is a brand new girl from New Hampshire. She looks like they pulled her off of a college campus, and with a plastered smile looks nervous as hell. Sticking with a pink and black motif, Cassandra is stripped down to her thigh high's in no time at all. She's a slim line and cute. She admits to being nervous and Brett Rockman arrives. Wait till she gets a load of what he's packing. He whips it out and Cassandra gets right to it. It looks like she's sucked a dick or two in her lifetime. Maybe even some big ones. She doesn't even use a lot of hand. Very camera friendly. Brett doesn't keep her at it for very long before he's turning her around for some tight pussy in doggy. Her body accepts his g-spot banger with ease and she asks for it harder. P2M where they pick up the bj where they left off. Cassandra isn't acting aware of the camera, giving Brett her undivided attention. She even tries to throat him and gives his balls some special attention. Light face fucking and an RC penetration. Cassandra has no problem with size as she buries the bone and grinds. She also likes cunt juice because the P2M comes quickly. She hops back on in CG and drives her body down hard. Brett picks her up for a flying fuck. More P2M and Cassandra looks right at home in the frenzied fuck world of gonzo. They get right to the anal with a doggy penetration. She's tentative at first, working her clit hard and looking nervous and slightly uncomfortable, but seems to adjust quickly, fucking back at Brett and getting a nice smooth stroke going. This girl's a natural. Brett lifts her leg, showing a gaping pussy and stuffed asshole. She likes it and actually asks him to fuck her harder. He moves her to doggy and pounds her hard enough to make her cum. A2M with no reservation or wipe. Cassandra's ready for anything. Mish anal, Brett gets balls deep in that hot little hole. Her hand is working overtime on her cunt and she's threatening to cum again. Brett seems to be running out of steam as he drives himself as deep as possible. He has Cassandra assume the position and drops an open mouth facial on her. A surprisingy good scene for a newbie. |
 What can I say about Jayna Oso that hasn't been said before? She's so cute and totally primal. Always a joy to watch. Septo is interviewing her and she can't keep her hand off of her pussy, stroking it through satin panties. She knows what's cumming and is ready as always. Her hot little tits are revealed and the headlights are on. A little tease as her garter and panties come down, Jayna sticks her ass at the camera and spreads the petals of her wet pussy. Septo promises her a big cock for her tiny asshole. Jayna fingers both holes. Lee Stone will supply the wood and the first thing he does is give Jayna a dressing tip, as she put her panties on before the garter and they're all stuck at her knees. He goes after this little slutlet like a very hungry man and Jayna's body undulates so sexily. Lee decides to lunch at the "Y" and rims her cute cornhole. The cock comes out and stuck in Jayna's face, but Lee wants pussy fast. He pushes her back and buries it in mish. Jayna loves it and wants the whole enchilada. Her legs raised, Lee feeds Jayna all the cock she can take. He picks her up for some flying and this spinner is sliding the full length up and down. He pulls her down for some CG action. Slot "B" starts to get some finger action. P2M with some throating and Jayna hops on in CG again, only this time up her pooper. There's deep and grinding action here. When it slows down, Jayna pounds her body down on his cock. A2M leading to RCA and turning into flight. Jayna Oso riding a dick in her ass is one of the most inspiring sights in porn. She's put down for doggy anal and a serious pounding. Up and over, then A2M. Mish anal with clit play. A lot of insertion shots showing her little gapes. He rails her little tush into a quiet whimper, then a howl as Jayna appears to get off. He strokes off in her ass, repeatedly invoking the divine, and has Jayna quickly move into position to accept his seed. Some PCH and a nice smile from pretty Jayna. |
 Amazonian Lauren Phoenix graces our screens for the final scene. Another vision in black and pink, she shows off her notorious butt. Her perfect tits are exposed and Lauren tells us she's doing two guys today. Panties come off and we see her tight asshole surrounded by lots of meat. Lauren actually thanks Jesus for her bountiful booty. She owns up to being a "slut" and a "dirty little whore". Seems to be a theme. Two cocks enter the scene and Lauren wastes no time in taking them to the root, making them disappear down her throat. She alternates and then double sucks. First fucking is RCA and quickly, it's a DP as her gaping gash gets filled. Lauren hops off the cocks and sucks her juices from Tyce Bune, who was in her ass, and Anthony Hardwood. Her ass is sticking up, so Tyce fills it. She jumps on Hardwood's cock in CG and Bune fills her bung again. He pounds her and really starts to dig her out. A2M, then P2M. Lauren turns this into a deep throat exercise. Cut to RC on Bune with head for Hardwood. The cock gets switched quickly to her ass. What could he have been thinking? She looks pretty dynamic here with her head movements and bouncing body in perfect sync as these two guys get immeasurable pleasure. Lauren's pussy gets handled by Bune and it looks really inviting. Hardwood commandeers Lauren's body for side entry anal. Bune receives head. At this point, about seven minutes into chapter 24, the video freezes and pretty much crashes my computer, forcing a hardware restart. Checking it on one of my standalones it does have a very bad stutter that I could FF through. The scene was cumming to a climax at this point. Bune moves her into mish anal and Hardwood rides her face, getting his balls licked. Tyce is ready first and he streams his seed right into Lauren's mouth. Hardwood primes the pump in mish and repeats the exercise. PCH for the insatiable slut to end the video. She's getting too good at this, barely breaking a sweat. |
| Epilogue There's so much that's right about this video, it's a shame that it was marred at the end by technical issues. The sex was energetic and nasty. The sequencing of scenes was intelligent, putting the new girl in the middle of the video and sandwiching with super intense performances. Speaking of Cassandra, she did great and there was not letup in intensity. Isabel looks better than ever and started things out on the fast lane. Lauren ended things like a fuck machine. Victoria doesn't get nearly enough credit for her work and Jayna remains at or near the top of my must watch list. |
| The Disk Let's
start off with the technical issues. Besides the horrible glitch in Lauren's
scene, the menus don't work properly. At least, you can't access them normally.
Very bad authoring and worse quality control. Doesn't anybody QC the master?
Venom seems to be a subsidiary or affiliate of Exquisite and I've had trouble
with their videos not playing through before. I hate to see this happen.
It would take so little effort to fix. There's a good and varied BTS with action from the scenes and stills as well as conversation. There's a photo gallery, cum shots and a plethora of trailers. Good extras if you can access the menu to get them. More bad authoring as the BTS ends and the cumshots begin. |
| Recommendation I would have recommended this for a buy, but considering the shoddiness of the product, I'm going to say that this is a very good rental and leave it up to you. It is very good. |
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