4Ever Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  8/25/2014

Directed by Jakodema, 4EVER (2014, Digital Playground) is an 8 episode original series with a trio of Eternals-vampires-played by the likes of Stevie Shae, Marie Mc Cray and Aaliyah Love. These good vampires are out to reign in a bad vampire, Adrian, who's played by Michael Vegas, with the help of another good vampire, Damian, played by Some Dude. Leaving their fangs at home in Romania for the most part, these good vampires spend half the time having sex with each other, which leaves this story to limp along. This two disc set look and sounds great but at nearly 4 hours you get something that plays like an overly long episode of the TV series Charmed only with vampires instead of witches, warlocks and demons. No condoms.

Disc 1

So, these Eternals possess some sort of special power but never mind. Rogue vampire Adrian is looking for someone to spend an eternity with. Cue sex scene with Some Dude and the lovely Casey Calvert under an archway on a park bench in a night time environ. They suck and fuck awhile before he finally shows his fangs. Was it too cold to cum that night? Weak facial.

Damian joins the Eternals in their quest to thwart Adrian. The two male vamps are involved in weak fisticuffs then Damian beds one of the Eternals. Cue sex scene between Aaliyah Love and Some Dude in a pretty ordinary bedroom environ.

The following episode opens with a girl/girl encounter between Jesse Jane and Bonnie Rotten that belongs in the extras because these two are never heard from again. At least, Jesse wore some fangs. At a bar, Adrian and Damian are wooshing around until Adrian takes a gal home. Cue sex scene in front of a fireplace between Michael Vegas and the sexy Penny Pax captured in all her pale bodied loveliness. The chemistry of the two performers paired with this creepy interior environ make this the best sexual tryst on either disc.

Sheriff Roberts, played by Steve St. Croix, shows up at the Eternal's house to say he'll come back later. The Eternals "prepare for his return" by putting on wacky clothes and then meeting on a table top. Cue lesbian encounter with Stevie Shae and Marie Mc Cray fingering each other.

Disc 2

Sheriff Roberts return but only the eldest Eternal gets to have him. Cue sex scene on a couch with Steve St. Croix sucking and fucking Stevie Shae showing her fangs at times. She wooshes around a bit but that does not seem to bother the sheriff sharing wine with Shae.

So, Mary, Adrian's latest conquest, just so happens to be the Sheriff's sister and she's missing. Damian shows up and tells the Eternals that Adrian has Mary. There's some wooshing around. Cue sex scene between Marie Mc Cray and Some Dude that's a terrific series of upright positions at the top of a stairway near a large oval window that allows adequate natural light. It's the best sex scene on this disc. Nice spiked half-boots, Marie!

Damian rescues Mary from Adrian's place but cue sex scene first between Penny Pax and Some Dude in a rather weak holding area environ. It's a solid sexual scene with a terrific facial finisher that's hampered by this reddish tinge that does nothing for the visual quality of this encounter. Oh, and the vampire dudes finally get their fight going.

So wooshing Adrian and Damian show their fangs and flop around in the air via some special effects that would have been on the cutting room floor of a flick like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. The Eternals return Mary to the Sheriff and reward Damian with a suck and fuck session on a big bed. Cue sex scene between Stevie, Marie, Aaliyah and Some in yet another weak, ordinary bedroom setting that skips the marble stairway envron used earlier in this final episode.

There's a 6 minute BTS with a cold Casey Calvert from the opening scene plus some tech stuff showing how the wooshing vampires dudes flew for the finale.

So, Jakodema's original series 4EVER (2014, Digital Playground) suffers from too many sex scenes between characters that forget that they are vampires. Well, at least, these characters get to woosh around a bit and Stevie Shae donned some fangs for a scene.

!!! outta !!!!! for 4EVER that took forever to tell its lightweight tale.